Vogue Kicks Ass

I just got back from a food review at Vogue @ Uptown
The food is seriously awesome
Will blog bout it another day ;D

Lynnzter smsed me last night
“The rat in O’Sushi is still here. Gag.”

I don’t take to sms-ing very well, i think it’s a waste of time when you can just chat on the phone and its faster, so i called her to verify instead

“Eh! What do you mean it’s still there?”
“I’m here having dinner now and someone just screamed…”
“ahaha! Don’t wanna listen to me somemore la!”
“How i know… you wrote it got caught already wut!”
“Obviously got more then one right!!!”

See.
It really IS INFESTED WITH RATS.

YUCK.

Anyway gonna go Masjid India to buy a sari with QueenKanch and Nadia now
Hope it won’t be awfully jammed
Then will review cocktails with CareBearJoanne (ah sucH is my work hee hee)

then TAG BABY!

 

 

Exactly a year ago, Joyce put up party poppy pix

Of Rats & Rude Waitresses

Just got back from watching Just Like Heaven
Bumped into JoChick from The Star in Megamall during lunch

I was apalled

at a huge motherfucking rat that was caught in O’ Sushi while the editorial team and i were there for lunch
It reminded me of Gnaw and was stuck to the sticky paper that had been placed on the floor near the kitchen door
Soft squeals from the waitresses were quickly hushed by the manager as a waiter came to pick it up

Gross

Then PrincessAnna caught sight of it and screamed damn chat loud
Attracting even more attention haha

One of us asked this Indian waitress who was pouring us green tea
“So did you all kill the rat?”
And she didn’t answer even though his face was freaking one foot from hers!
She did however give a crooked smile when CareBearJoanne piped up,
“Ignorance is bliss.”

How terribly rude of the waitress!
At least bloody answer and say something normal like ‘oh the situation’s been taken care of bla bla bla’ instead of ignoring people as if they’re a piece of kayu talking

Stupid.

Then Ian started putting ideas in our heads of rats running on the cooking utensils at night
Having their own jolly funfair when all is dark in the late of the night
Grossing us out even more thinking what if the cooks don’t wash the wok before cooking. Ew.

Plus they don’t even know how to do damage control
To apologize to the customers, cut our bill in half, whatever
Knowing we’re never returning to the restaurant again,
I suggested we sing ‘Beware Of The Rats!’ while skipping out

 

We’re never going back

to O’Sushi again

Rats and rude waitresses. Nuh-uh. Not our thing.

We pacified ourselves by getting Starbucks next door to cleanse our mouths

 

Oh Finally LA

I just put the pics up
Even tho it’s later then the story heh

K, see below was when PassedOutBen wanted to show me the shoes he was dying for
This was MONTHS ago btw, his latest pair  was just purchased two weeks ago -_-

The Tiffany Dunks. Oh Joy.
I mean, okayla, i also go gaga over certain materialistic things
But not until…

Damn obsessive right?
Then when i kept on insulting him about it, he’d just go:

When he got the shoes, i noticed a phenomenal coincidence -
His treasured TiffanyDunks are the same colour as the MyLittlePony sticker i stuck in his car!
(there used to be a fairy sticker but it peeled off ‘because of the sun’ he said hmM)

“Oh wowee! Your dunks are the same colour as my pony sticker! Haha!!!”
“Friend. Do not. Associate. Your pony. With my shoes.”

See?! SEE?! See what i mean?!?!
PassedOutBen has too many shoes

…

And these aren’t even all the Shoe Photos in my pc
I’m just too lazy to hunt for the others, and i found these with MINIMAL EFFORT

POB smsed me last night
“I bumped into some girl i didn’t know. And she called me passed out ben. Can die.”

So next time, ask him to ‘Stop Buying Shoes!’ instead

And together, we can all work together to help PassedOutBen overcome his obsessive disorder

     

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PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago - *click*

PassedOutBen & His Obsession

I was buying a top at The Curve the other day

Got an accidental curry stain on my white top

Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top

Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop

 

I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size

When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked

“So how? Buying ar?”

“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly

“What size is that?”

“S…”

“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”

“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”

“You know what this means right.”

“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”

“It means you’re in denial.”

 

 

He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday

 

“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”

“Again?? Haih, okay.”

 

I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there

 

When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out

 

“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”

“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly

 

-_-

 

So every new pair that comes out must buy la

 

-_-

 

Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack

“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”

“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically

Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks

“But you just bought a pair last month…”

“…so…”

“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear

“…”

 

No answer from the birthday boy

Yay, i win

 

Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing

My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad

“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”

I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen

And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis

“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”

 

PassedOutBen retaliated

“Oiiiii”

“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”

 

The guy behind the counter laughed

“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”

I couldn’t help laughing with him

Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour

 

Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up

Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients

 

 

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My Toes Hurt

After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch
And last night with the editorial team  at the launch of Vogue
Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc

My feet motherfucking hurt

But my soul is happy so wee!

Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media
We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue

So easy to buy our affection

I love Ramadhan month
The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!!
I wish it was Ramadhan half the year

Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death

At office now  -_-
Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!

Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei  >_<

(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)