Archive for October 3rd, 2005

Monday October 3, 2005

Published on October 3, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments

Unnecessary Information Part II

WHY do boyfriends

- have to know which ex was better in bed?
- want to know whose schlong was bigger?
- who you had more fights with last time?
- who all your ex-flings were?
- how many times you had sex with them as well?
- and then how far you went with each and every one?
- bring up those points in ‘discussions’?
- disallow an ending when there really isn’T an ending anyway?!

Personally, i don’t think that all this information is necessary AT ALL for boyfriends to know
The past is the past
Why compare? Why dwell on something that didn’t involve you in the first place?
Knowing all this is just going to make you insecure about everything you do with your now-girlfriend

Am i doing it right? Am i good enough? Hey, she never fought with her ex like this last time, this must suck for her now.

This goes the same for girls la.

Why would you want to know about your boyfriend’s past sex life?
How on EARTH would that make you feel any better?

Just fucking be confident that you’re the one with him now and stop wondering whether
- his ex’s tits were bigger
- her waist was smaller
- she was better at going down on him
- she made him laugh more
- they fought way less then the both of you

Damn stupid la. I’m damn annoyed
This is called COMMON SENSE.

 

Monday October 3, 2005

Published on October 3, 2005 in Uncategorized. 28 Comments

Unnecessary Information

Friends (i shall remain their names disclosed for privacy purposes)
are telling me things that i really do not want to know.

Examples would be:
“I trim the pubes on my balls.”
“… I really didn’t need to know that”
*tries extremely hard to have happy images of fairies instead of balls*

Another would be:
“I think my brother eats his ear wax. It was kinda fast but i think so.”
“…. ee-YEW!!!”  *gags*

Then yesterday:
“Sometimes, when i cannot tahan, i pee with my pants on. Then damn shy, have to sit down all day…”
“…….. i really think you should have kept that to yourself…..”
*makes mental note to tell Adam not to fetch this fellow anymore lest the pee stain his car*

I just had KoayTeowThng for lunch in an effort to have something that won’t hurt my throat
CareBearJoanne and i are supposed to continue with our cocktail reviews later
I’m trying to decide whether to drink or not
Obviously the grown-up mature side of me is saying:
Don’t be stupid, you’re going to get more sick and then only you’ll regret
Whereas the delusional side of me is going:
alcoholcuresall alcoholcuresall alcoholcuresall!

>_<   Choices, choices…

Even as AdamPoserPan patted me on the back yesterday cos i was coughing sharply all night,
I’d still gather enough voice to squeak, “Alcohol cures all!” cheekily

 

Poser Goes On Radio

Oh yea, forgot
Okay not really forgot, but forgot to write here
FLY FM (95.8) launches today!
So AdamPoserPan shall be going on his first Fly show live at 3-8 pm for the drivetime slot

Ha, finally he gets paid to jabber on and on 5 hours a day
15 minutes at 11:30 pm isn’t enough for him
So maybe now i’ll get some peace and quiet at night

 

One Tree Hill All The Way

I spent all weekend watching OneTreeHill, partying and shopping

Now i have a fucking bad sore throat
Cannot talk properly, i sound like a walrus

:(