FUCK LA

 

I’ve been trying to get a cab for the PAST HOUR and i JUST MANAGED to get one
-_-
But it’ll only come in 20 minutes
-_-

Fucking hell, not only is it Friday evening which Super Busy Cab time
BUT it’s also buka puasa time

*stress*

Gonna reach my event damn fuckING late

Great. I just got a phonecall inquiring where i am
It’s not my fucking fault ALL the cab companies are rejecting me
It’s not my fucking fault that kl is going to be jammed now and that i’m going to take longer to reach there la fucKKKKKKKKKKk

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This Should Help You Puasa

I was on the way home yesterday from work when i heard reckless shouting and whistles
Turning my head to the side, i was greeted by the undesirable sight of bloody mat motors
Mat motors!! In the lovely neighbourhood of Taman Tun@@!!

Damn fucking annoying

Just the other day i saw some mat-motors-to-be = primary school boys on bicycles
And you know what one of them was doing?
A wheelie in THE MIDDLE of the Penchala Link junction as the lights went green

How utterly intelligent -_-

So dum dee doo
I continued trotting home
It relaxes me as i go over my workday and what i shall be up to later
Just as thoughts of mat motors verbally sexually harrasing me breezed through my mind
I spotted an old malay man on a motorbike out of the corner of my eye
My evaluation of him whistling at me was a probable percentage of 20% 
And lo and behold, i heard a sleazy ‘hi’ and he slowly rode past

euch

My middle finger shot up automatically without my head even so much as turning a hair
I have this wonderful ability to show my middle finger to cat-callers on impulse and at the same time evaluate how i’d avoid them if they suddenly came towards me
(jump into a neighbour’s house etc)

So la di da
Continued walking home
And i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin

You know Peter Rabbit?
Squirrel Nutkin’s his friend wut, silly

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Yea so i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin…

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Poor Squirrel Nutkin… wonder whether he knows about the accident yet

 

12 pm…

Lunch time!