Hee hee Kelvina sent me this - Orgasmic Stimulation
And i was having so much fun talking to iGod last night - Repenting Made Easy
BracesAaron’s writing piece is cracking me up - Harry Potter being gay

It’s Heartbreaking…

…when you actually think about it
To have your other half pass on so early in life

I’d already heard from 4 people about the death of our Prime Minister’s wife this morning before i sat down at my work station
AdamPoserPan told me while i was brushing my teeth, the valet guy, the taxi driver, and AdminAlicia.

Then PrincessAnna comes into office with wide eyes
“Eh, i heard the prime minister’s wife so died right?”
“What a way to put it wei…!”

>_<

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Yeah I’m A Freak

It’s been ages since i dug out my old music to listen to
Shaking my head and pursing my lips to Silverchair  now
I don’t really know how to put on a cool show
Hmm i caN put on a cool show
If only i could be as cool as you
I think i can be as cool as you. No wait.
I’m definitely cooler. But to be as poser as you…
Sure lose la.

Below are pics from feng-ing last Sat night
HardSequence @ Saxophone
 

Hee hee

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Joyce Stayed Home

So here i am

Sitting at home

…

 

Okay well MaryBerry canceled on me last minute

And it was already 10 pm by then and i lost my mood to go out

KinkyPugKevin had been drinking at Terrace Bar for the past 4 hours

How la to catch up

BAT peeps were all at Luna Bar’s ladies’ night launch

 

“Where are you?” LaughingLoga asked

“I’m at home.”

“Oh my god. What are you doing at home?” he said incredulously above a hub of alcoholic noise
“Where are you?”
“Where you’re supposed to be! I thought you supposed to come with Jose? Omg *repeats self* You’re at home…”

“What’s wrong wi…” I stopped talking when i realised the phone was away from his bald head

“Oh my god. She’s at home!”

Great. Tell everyone around you la.

 

I hear a female voice going ‘oh my god’ as well.

 

-_-

 

After a few muffled seconds, i hear a distinct voice on the phone again.

 

“Woman. What are you doing at home?!” It was BlackChickJessie

“Sometimes, i actually *like* being at home you know…!” I sighed

 

But after those two incidences

I have to admit i felt like i was missing out *something* if not both outings

 

I looked at the time

It was almost 10:30 pm

It would take me half an hour to change and grab a cab there

Then i would only have an hour plus before the poser finishes work

Cheh

A bit lack right the time… dowan la

 

So i went back to my at-home-behaviour and did my shit

 

….

 

What happened?!

I used to be all gogogo and go out fucking six nights in a row

Now all my friends know that i have this lame ‘I-have-to-be-done-by-midnight’ line

Cos that’s when AdamPoserPan finishes work

 

I’m not sure whether i’m growing up (growing sideways ya lar) or growing attached

I seem to be inclined to be done with my going-out by midnight and spend a few hours after that cuddling and watching DVDs

 

 

NO!

 

I refuse to become an old fart!!!

 

Just to make sure that bugger was going to pick me up after work, i smsed him

Walau

Imagine if i stayed home all night so that i can see him properly and he cancels all me all

Confirm angry gila wan

:p

 

We’re staying at our HappyPlace all week

Pampering is always good

 

He called me back, shouting like a motherfucker on the phone

“I’m going to WHOOP YOUR ASS! ARE YOU READY?! I’m gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS BEEATCH!!! Get ready for some X-box  action tonight!”

 

I giggled.

He continued enthusiastically

 

“I’m gonna WHOOP. YOUR. ASS!!!”

“Hmm. If you wanna talk about ass, confirm you lose la if i sit my ass on you.”

“Oh, that’s for sure. And your tummy too!”

“Oi!”

 

I really give him too many bullets to shoot la. Tiu.