Monthly Archives: October 2005
Published on 22 October 2005
PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago – *click*
PassedOutBen & His Obsession
I was buying a top at The Curve the other day
Got an accidental curry stain on my white top
Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top
Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop
I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size
When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked
“So how? Buying ar?”
“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly
“What size is that?”
“S…”
“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”
“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”
“You know what this means right.”
“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”
“It means you’re in denial.”
He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday
“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”
“Again?? Haih, okay.”
I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there
When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out
“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”
“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly
-_-
So every new pair that comes out must buy la
-_-
Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack
“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”
“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically
Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks
“But you just bought a pair last month…”
“…so…”
“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear
“…”
No answer from the birthday boy
Yay, i win
Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing
My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad
“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”
I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen
And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis
“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”
PassedOutBen retaliated
“Oiiiii”
“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”
The guy behind the counter laughed
“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”
I couldn’t help laughing with him
Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour
Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up
Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients
My Toes Hurt
After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch
And last night with the editorial team at the launch of Vogue
Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc
My feet motherfucking hurt
But my soul is happy so wee!
Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media ;)
We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue
So easy to buy our affection
I love Ramadhan month
The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!!
I wish it was Ramadhan half the year
Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death
At office now -_-
Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!
Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei >_<
(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)
Published on 21 October 2005
Exactly a year ago, i FIRST BLOGGED about oh-so-famous PassedOutBen 1st Edition – *click*
It’s A Beautiful Day!
Have you not noticed?!
How could you not!!
I was standing under a big shady tree
My purchase of cold soyabean milk held in a plastic bag
The sun was shining happily
The wind was blowing, leaves were flying casually
A tween clad in fuchsia (my favourite colour!) skipped past me
The bling-blings on my shoes and bag were sparkling in the sunlight
My smooth freshly-waxed legs felt fuckingfab in my short skirt
It felt like a Sunday!!!
Then i went back to the office.
-_-
Published on 19 October 2005
Hee hee Kelvina sent me this – Orgasmic Stimulation
And i was having so much fun talking to iGod last night – Repenting Made Easy
BracesAaron‘s writing piece is cracking me up – Harry Potter being gay
It’s Heartbreaking…
…when you actually think about it
To have your other half pass on so early in life
I’d already heard from 4 people about the death of our Prime Minister’s wife this morning before i sat down at my work station
AdamPoserPan told me while i was brushing my teeth, the valet guy, the taxi driver, and AdminAlicia.
Then PrincessAnna comes into office with wide eyes
“Eh, i heard the prime minister’s wife so died right?”
“What a way to put it wei…!”
>_<
Yeah I’m A Freak
It’s been ages since i dug out my old music to listen to
Shaking my head and pursing my lips to Silverchair now
I don’t really know how to put on a cool show
Hmm i caN put on a cool show ;)
If only i could be as cool as you
I think i can be as cool as you. No wait.
I’m definitely cooler. But to be as poser as you…
Sure lose la.
Below are pics from feng-ing last Sat night
HardSequence @ Saxophone
Hee hee
Joyce Stayed Home
So here i am
Sitting at home
…
Okay well MaryBerry canceled on me last minute 
And it was already 10 pm by then and i lost my mood to go out
KinkyPugKevin had been drinking at Terrace Bar for the past 4 hours
How la to catch up
BAT peeps were all at Luna Bar’s ladies’ night launch
“Where are you?” LaughingLoga asked
“I’m at home.”
“Oh my god. What are you doing at home?” he said incredulously above a hub of alcoholic noise
“Where are you?”
“Where you’re supposed to be! I thought you supposed to come with Jose? Omg *repeats self* You’re at home…”
“What’s wrong wi…” I stopped talking when i realised the phone was away from his bald head
“Oh my god. She’s at home!”
Great. Tell everyone around you la.
I hear a female voice going ‘oh my god’ as well.
-_-
After a few muffled seconds, i hear a distinct voice on the phone again.
“Woman. What are you doing at home?!” It was BlackChickJessie
“Sometimes, i actually *like* being at home you know…!” I sighed
But after those two incidences
I have to admit i felt like i was missing out *something* if not both outings
I looked at the time
It was almost 10:30 pm
It would take me half an hour to change and grab a cab there
Then i would only have an hour plus before the poser finishes work
Cheh
A bit lack right the time… dowan la
So i went back to my at-home-behaviour and did my shit
….
What happened?!
I used to be all gogogo and go out fucking six nights in a row
Now all my friends know that i have this lame ‘I-have-to-be-done-by-midnight’ line
Cos that’s when AdamPoserPan finishes work
I’m not sure whether i’m growing up (growing sideways ya lar) or growing attached
I seem to be inclined to be done with my going-out by midnight and spend a few hours after that cuddling and watching DVDs
NO!
I refuse to become an old fart!!!
Just to make sure that bugger was going to pick me up after work, i smsed him
Walau
Imagine if i stayed home all night so that i can see him properly and he cancels all me all
Confirm angry gila wan
We’re staying at our HappyPlace all week
Pampering is always good
He called me back, shouting like a motherfucker on the phone
“I’m going to WHOOP YOUR ASS! ARE YOU READY?! I’m gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS BEEATCH!!! Get ready for some X-box action tonight!”
I giggled.
He continued enthusiastically
“I’m gonna WHOOP. YOUR. ASS!!!”
“Hmm. If you wanna talk about ass, confirm you lose la if i sit my ass on you.”
“Oh, that’s for sure. And your tummy too!”
“Oi!”
I really give him too many bullets to shoot la. Tiu.
Published on 19 October 2005
Yeah I’m A Freak
It’s been ages since i dug out my old music to listen to
Shaking my head and pursing my lips to Silverchair now
I don’t really know how to put on a cool show
Hmm i caN put on a cool show ;)
If only i could be as cool as you
I think i can be as cool as you. No wait.
I’m definitely cooler. But to be as poser as you, sure lose la.
Published on 18 October 2005
A *bit* more then a year ago, Ash and i played like 5-year-olds
TAG TAG TAG!
Last Friday
Franz Ferdinand’s album launch @ The Loft : Zouk
TwilightActionGirl night!!!
Bloggers Get Lame
Yeah
Sometimes we’re so bored with lives within four walls that we resort to doing silly things just to layan ourselves via legally *hint hing looney!*
So Looney tagged me
Check out his site for a whole amusing array of people he managed to suck into doing this
I watched The Corpse Bride yesterday
And watching Doom tomorrow
This is just the beginning of a whole array of movies coming in the next two months!
Published on 17 October 2005
Happy OldFart Day!
kekeke…
Today LaughingLoga turns a magnificent twenty seven
Check out his Super Bachelor Pose, man.
Andy, You’re A Star!
I love that song by The Killers
But now it really has meaning for us too!
AzwinAndy won a contract with Astro last night, so we’ll be seeing much more of his bandboy face on Hitz.tv from now on *haiks*
Unfortunately, Bel didn’t win which i thought was a real pity cos it was obvious she really was the best VJ among all the finalists
I don’t think Malaysia really deserves sms voting shows in some ways
Maybe for AF and Msian Idol, it’s different in the sense that the public is really voting
Whereas for the UVJ Hunt which was on a smaller scale, it doesn’t make much sense to me
Let’s see
The ratings for the UVJ show the day before the event was something like this:
Andy had 34% of the votes, Bel had 21%, and the remaining three had the remaining percentage
Then suddenly, on the day of the finals, Xan’s votes SHOT UP even moRE then Andy’s
Wait a minute, first you’re at the bottom of the ratings, then suddenly your votes are higher then the most popular finalist thru votings??
No wonder so many of the votes came from similar mobile numbers -_-
Haiyo i just damn tak puas la okay
I’m sure Xan is a nice girl bla bla bla
But this isn’t a nice-girl contest
It’s a VJ contest
And Bel just had such natural talent and flair for it, it seemed SO WRONG that she didn’t get top votes in the first place!!
For one thing, it was so obvious how all the finalist’s supporters applauded for every finalist except for Xan
When Xan came on, i could only hear her own family and friends applauding
Damn sad right
Aiyah
What to do, she won, she won la
>_<
Damn tak puas man.
