PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago - *click*

PassedOutBen & His Obsession

I was buying a top at The Curve the other day

Got an accidental curry stain on my white top

Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top

Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop

 

I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size

When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked

“So how? Buying ar?”

“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly

“What size is that?”

“S…”

“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”

“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”

“You know what this means right.”

“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”

“It means you’re in denial.”

 

 

He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday

 

“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”

“Again?? Haih, okay.”

 

I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there

 

When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out

 

“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”

“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly

 

-_-

 

So every new pair that comes out must buy la

 

-_-

 

Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack

“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”

“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically

Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks

“But you just bought a pair last month…”

“…so…”

“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear

“…”

 

No answer from the birthday boy

Yay, i win

 

Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing

My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad

“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”

I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen

And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis

“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”

 

PassedOutBen retaliated

“Oiiiii”

“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”

 

The guy behind the counter laughed

“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”

I couldn’t help laughing with him

Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour

 

Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up

Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients

 

 

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My Toes Hurt

After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch
And last night with the editorial team  at the launch of Vogue
Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc

My feet motherfucking hurt

But my soul is happy so wee!

Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media
We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue

So easy to buy our affection

I love Ramadhan month
The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!!
I wish it was Ramadhan half the year

Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death

At office now  -_-
Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!

Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei  >_<

(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)

 

Hee hee Kelvina sent me this - Orgasmic Stimulation
And i was having so much fun talking to iGod last night - Repenting Made Easy
BracesAaron’s writing piece is cracking me up - Harry Potter being gay

It’s Heartbreaking…

…when you actually think about it
To have your other half pass on so early in life

I’d already heard from 4 people about the death of our Prime Minister’s wife this morning before i sat down at my work station
AdamPoserPan told me while i was brushing my teeth, the valet guy, the taxi driver, and AdminAlicia.

Then PrincessAnna comes into office with wide eyes
“Eh, i heard the prime minister’s wife so died right?”
“What a way to put it wei…!”

>_<

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Yeah I’m A Freak

It’s been ages since i dug out my old music to listen to
Shaking my head and pursing my lips to Silverchair  now
I don’t really know how to put on a cool show
Hmm i caN put on a cool show
If only i could be as cool as you
I think i can be as cool as you. No wait.
I’m definitely cooler. But to be as poser as you…
Sure lose la.

Below are pics from feng-ing last Sat night
HardSequence @ Saxophone
 

Hee hee

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Joyce Stayed Home

So here i am

Sitting at home

…

 

Okay well MaryBerry canceled on me last minute

And it was already 10 pm by then and i lost my mood to go out

KinkyPugKevin had been drinking at Terrace Bar for the past 4 hours

How la to catch up

BAT peeps were all at Luna Bar’s ladies’ night launch

 

“Where are you?” LaughingLoga asked

“I’m at home.”

“Oh my god. What are you doing at home?” he said incredulously above a hub of alcoholic noise
“Where are you?”
“Where you’re supposed to be! I thought you supposed to come with Jose? Omg *repeats self* You’re at home…”

“What’s wrong wi…” I stopped talking when i realised the phone was away from his bald head

“Oh my god. She’s at home!”

Great. Tell everyone around you la.

 

I hear a female voice going ‘oh my god’ as well.

 

-_-

 

After a few muffled seconds, i hear a distinct voice on the phone again.

 

“Woman. What are you doing at home?!” It was BlackChickJessie

“Sometimes, i actually *like* being at home you know…!” I sighed

 

But after those two incidences

I have to admit i felt like i was missing out *something* if not both outings

 

I looked at the time

It was almost 10:30 pm

It would take me half an hour to change and grab a cab there

Then i would only have an hour plus before the poser finishes work

Cheh

A bit lack right the time… dowan la

 

So i went back to my at-home-behaviour and did my shit

 

….

 

What happened?!

I used to be all gogogo and go out fucking six nights in a row

Now all my friends know that i have this lame ‘I-have-to-be-done-by-midnight’ line

Cos that’s when AdamPoserPan finishes work

 

I’m not sure whether i’m growing up (growing sideways ya lar) or growing attached

I seem to be inclined to be done with my going-out by midnight and spend a few hours after that cuddling and watching DVDs

 

 

NO!

 

I refuse to become an old fart!!!

 

Just to make sure that bugger was going to pick me up after work, i smsed him

Walau

Imagine if i stayed home all night so that i can see him properly and he cancels all me all

Confirm angry gila wan

:p

 

We’re staying at our HappyPlace all week

Pampering is always good

 

He called me back, shouting like a motherfucker on the phone

“I’m going to WHOOP YOUR ASS! ARE YOU READY?! I’m gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS BEEATCH!!! Get ready for some X-box  action tonight!”

 

I giggled.

He continued enthusiastically

 

“I’m gonna WHOOP. YOUR. ASS!!!”

“Hmm. If you wanna talk about ass, confirm you lose la if i sit my ass on you.”

“Oh, that’s for sure. And your tummy too!”

“Oi!”

 

I really give him too many bullets to shoot la. Tiu.

 

 

A *bit* more then a year ago, Ash and i played  like 5-year-olds

TAG TAG TAG!

Last Friday
Franz Ferdinand’s  album launch @ The Loft : Zouk
TwilightActionGirl night!!!

 

 

Bloggers Get Lame

Yeah
Sometimes we’re so bored with lives within four walls that we resort to doing silly things just to layan ourselves via legally *hint hing looney!*

So Looney tagged me
Check out his site  for a whole amusing array of people he managed to suck into doing this

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I watched The Corpse Bride  yesterday
And watching Doom  tomorrow

This is just the beginning of a whole array of movies coming in the next two months!