Paintball, yo!

I feel like my weekend has been so fulfilling cos i’s out and about so much hoorah!
Hardsequence @ Saxophone was fun fun fun and i was layaning alllll the way
I remember Callie scuttering to the wall and laughing by herself (pei already heh)
Damn cute, and i started laughing at her

Woke up super early on a Sunday - 10 am
Then cos i was so marah at someone i couldn’t go back to sleep

So i went for paintball with the BAT peeps!

LaughingLoga and StuntwomanLily bought me dim sum and off we went to Subang
ConHan Edwin BlackChickJessie Jose Kenny Vijen Chris Woon were there too

I got all the typical injuries
My most painful one is on my breast  -_-
Not funny wei, half of it is blue now

Gonna bathe now and give Andy & Bel support at the UVJ Finals
Showing on Hitz.tv tonight at 8 pm

Go Listen To BassAgents’ Mixes

*on their site la donkey*

It’s a happy day!
I just got home from work, it’s about to rain and i’m snuggled in my pajamas already
Listening to AndyLau’s new CD - All About Love
Makes me think of AshleyTheMonkey cos she’s the one who got me stuck on chinese songs in the first place
I miss Ash, faster come back la 

EditorIan *so* makes fun of me listening to chinese songs -_-
I play all sorts of songs in the office from rock to vocal trance to dance to whispery emo shit
Then i played JayChou the other day

“Joyce, what are you listening to?!”
“Jay Chou…”
“I thought you don’t speak chinese.”
“I don’T. But it’s damn nice… the feel is damn different..”

I tried explaining more but he waved me away 

Then when i happily grabbed at the AndyLau CD in the office today, he went
“Oh well, let you get in touch with your roots.”
Me: 

And just because i’m all happy clappy about going for BassAgent’s Hard Sequence  this Saturday
He’s making fun of the whole feng and chinese thing too

Again, i tried explaning more but failed 

PassedOutBen called me just as i’m surfing online
“What are you doing?” He was driving home from work
“Listening to Andy Lau’s new cd!” I chatted excitedly
“Whatthefuck.”
“What? You know i listen to chinese songs wut.”
“Yeah… but you’re the one always categorizing people who are CE (chinese educated) all.”
“…”

Penises & KL City

My thoughts hovered over this line that Xiaxue  wrote recently
“I think if I were a guy I’ll be a respectable size, because I heard penises match egos.”

At first i was like, hmm haha
Then i thought, wait… that’s *so* not true
And because my thoughts run all over the place at a time, the next thing i thought was
I think if i were a guy, i’d have a big package because if i have decently-sized titties now, surely it’d compensate in other areas in another life…?
Where whichafter my thoughts ran back to egoistic men with large penises
The thought wait… that’s *so* not true played back in my head

Immediately, random names of super egoistic men i know with small penises came to mind
Eh wait, i’m not saying that i have slept with guys with small packages la and that’s how i can judge

It’s just that girls talk.
We all know already that girls memang talk alot ala Sex & The City

Somehow i always have friends telling me (not always desired) information concerning their sex partner, be they straight or gay

Whose got the bigger package, who’s circumcised, who trims his pubes, who has the hairy bum, who takes 10 seconds flat to cum, who’s thin but long, who makes alot of noise…

…

There’s probably more, i just can’t remember.

Typical conversation:-
“Hey, i’m going out with —— nowadays.”
“HA? Really… why la, he’s okay only wut.”
“Well he’s sweet and funny.”
“Okay… have you guys slept together yet?”
“Oh, no…. why?”
“Well *whisperwhisper*”
*laughs* “Oh shit! Really… that sucks! Well don’t worry, i’m not going to sleep with him!”

And so she didn’t

See boys,

size  does matter.

Drenched Fairy

I crept out of the bedroom in the morning
Dressed for work and made up
I:t was raining heavily outside
What heaven it would be, i sighed inwardly
To creep back under the covers and snuggle back to sleep with the poser

I took a bit of time locking the door from the outside
For i always get the wrong side of the key facing up
Goddamn

It was still pouring heavily
The sky fairies must be having a ball up there

I stared out into the rain stonily as i called for a cab
Adam is sick and i think he needs as much rest as possible
So it wouldn’t make any sense for him to wake up to fetch me to work when i can let him sleep till noon

I stood on the steps of the apartment willing it to slow down at the very least
…
No such luck
Looks like i’d have to run an estimated 40 feet to the lobby where my cab was
I didn’t know the way at the carpark you see

So i took a deep breath
Clutched at my sequin bag
And scuttered out
Unexpected ‘waaaa!!’ squeals escaped my lips as i
Hopped
Skipped
Ran
Almost tripped

I reached office
“Oh my god… you look positively drenched! Or is it your gel…?” asked PrincessAnna

Now i just want curry puffs from SS2
Curry puffs… curry puffs.. curry puffs…*chants incessantly*

Moral Of The Story Is

I got a miss call while i had trotted to EditorIan’s office to ask him something
So upon viewing the number, i chewed on my nails (literally speaking) a tad
Wondering whether it was someone innocent trying to get ahold of me
Or
This guy in the media industry i pretty much dislike

Sigh
Takkan i miss an important call cos i’m avoiding a prick right?
So i called back

“Hello?”
GoddamN. It sounds like him, fuck.
“Yeah. Hi. You called my number?” i said stonily
“Erm, i did?”
Yup, sounds ALOT like him. Fuck! Feel like putting down the phone now and pretending my phone ran out of batt suddenly…
But i tahaned.
“Yeah. I just got a call from your phone… who’s this.”
Hmph i don’t think he deserves a ‘please’ Yuck to him all the way man!
“Who’s this?”
“*sigh* This is Joyce. Who’s this?”
“This is Sufian.”
“Who?”
oops. oh shit, be nice now, it’s not who i thought it was after all
“Sufian… Fly Guy?”
“Oh SHIT… Hi! It’s Joyce here! Omg sorry i was kinda rude and all, i thought it was someone i really *didn’t* want to hear from!”
*laughs* “Oh Joyce! Yeah yeah Adam used my phone earlier, hang on.”

I feel like an ass and a half as he passes the phone to AdamPoserPan

“Hi!”
“Oh no, guess what… i thought Fly was —– just now and wasn’t very polite to him! You know i dislike —–!!!”
“—–?! Oh, i hate him.”
“I know! I *so* don’t wanna talk to him. Argh. Sorry!”
“You know, it would be nice if you were a little bit nicer to my boss.”
“…..”

We spoke for a minute, i hung up, and went to bang my head on the wall repeatedly.

Moral Of The Story Is:

Never Assume Who Miss Called You and only be impolite when you’re VERY SURE it’s the person you intend to be impolite to on the other side of the line

>_<