Exactly a year ago, i swore my kid won’t be no ho
Piggy Kuih
PrincessAnna was admiring her newly-bought kuih during lunchtime in the office
It’s one of those chinese kuihs that are soft, brown and are sold during Lantern Festival y’know?
“So cute! It’s so cute to eat!” she’d exclaim before munching delicately on its bum
Then she’d continue looking at the (poor) piggy looking back at her before continuing to bite it
“Isn’t it just so cute?” she asked me
I turned to her and looked down at the mutilated piggy kuih lying on death’s bed in the palm of her hand
No doubt, it was a nicely made kuih and looked really adorable
“Be careful… you are what you eat.” I said smugly before hearing an audible gasp of horror
ehee hee!
Like someone said
“Once on your lips, straight to your hips!”
Overheard at launch in Starhill where some Hongkey celebs were showing up:
“Yeah lar… those has-beens are coming.”
0_o
Tai tais… *tsk*
0_o
Eh some Hongkie boys are cute ok… Especially those tan ones. YumS!
*ahem*
Eh some Hongkie boys are cute ok… Especially those tan ones. YumS!
*ahem*
Wei tai tai lifestyle damn good life ok. Go to openings (I know of some who would go to the opening of an email), play mahjong and have high tea. Why can’t I be a damn snooty, beautiful, big titted Honkie woman? Erk I think this calls for a trip to the shrink.
Wei tai tai lifestyle damn good life ok. Go to openings (I know of some who would go to the opening of an email), play mahjong and have high tea. Why can’t I be a damn snooty, beautiful, big titted Honkie woman? Erk I think this calls for a trip to the shrink.
KinkyPugKevin: True… gimme jap boys anyday *slurp* damn gaya can die dot com
placid26: i know la… jealous leh :p
KinkyPugKevin: True… gimme jap boys anyday *slurp* damn gaya can die dot com
placid26: i know la… jealous leh :p
Chu Chai Peng, its called. Even if it werent pig shaped. =)
Chu Chai Peng, its called. Even if it werent pig shaped. =)
oh manz. 2 killer quotes by joyce on the day i choose to be a mad-cow-pig..blllhhhhz *loookz at hips.. nothing. lookz at bellly (o_O)..uh oh*
oh manz. 2 killer quotes by joyce on the day i choose to be a mad-cow-pig..blllhhhhz *loookz at hips.. nothing. lookz at bellly (o_O)..uh oh*
We belong together……………….
Eeeeee…….. Heeee… heee…….
We belong together……………….
Eeeeee…….. Heeee… heee…….
that is just so cute.. *giggles*
that is just so cute.. *giggles*
jap boys.. yummy.. *slurp* *slurp* starts wipping off my drippin’ saliva..hehe.. Takeshi Kaneshiro is just way too hot babey..
jap boys.. yummy.. *slurp* *slurp* starts wipping off my drippin’ saliva..hehe.. Takeshi Kaneshiro is just way too hot babey..
Haha that’s such an evil thing to say
Haha that’s such an evil thing to say
tai tais are damn evil okay
tai tais are damn evil okay
Damn jealous. That’s the way of the world la. The guys work, drink and play golf. The tai tais spend their money, go to the gym to look good for their ‘papas’ and be arm trophies. Good trade I reckon.
Damn jealous. That’s the way of the world la. The guys work, drink and play golf. The tai tais spend their money, go to the gym to look good for their ‘papas’ and be arm trophies. Good trade I reckon.
littlechillipadi: give me Shinji Murakoshi anyday :p
lainie: eh tai tais have status mar…so can be evil lor…
placid26: i osowan >_<
littlechillipadi: give me Shinji Murakoshi anyday :p
lainie: eh tai tais have status mar…so can be evil lor…
placid26: i osowan >_<