Monthly Archives: December 2005
Published on 22 December 2005
I Walked In Circles
in 1 Utama today trying to find Smellie a Christmas present
Was damn difficult cos whatever he wants, he’d have got it for himself already and everything else is given free to him -_-
I walked into Raoul
Shirts? No… he buys shirts here already… cufflinks… hmm no way. He’ll lose it for sure, too small
After an hour, i realised i was pottering aimlessly into shops that he gets stuff from *anyway* and other things that i saw… i just KNOW HE’LL LOSE IT.
I KNOW YOU’LL LOSE IT!!!
YOU’RE DAMN CARELESS AND MESSY!!!
*losing it*
okay okay stop.
The experience is making me lose it.
I met up with SuckballLouis for dinner whereupon we had a silly disagreement and ended up sitting in different tables in the restaurant…
Him at one table
Me at another
Damn far away from each other
Damn stupid
But it was damn funny as well so i was laughing…
At the table…
Alone…
To myself 
I was walking in a hurry past some of the OSIM uZap promotions
And this male promoter was waving me down (in the midst of my marathon pace) calling loudly,
“Miss! Miss! You wanna try?! You WANNA TRY?!”
while waving the weight loss massage belt enthusiastically at the same time
A few people were staring at him waving this giant silver and green contraption in the air, then their focus would shift to the person he was waving it to… me.
-_-
I smiled (albeit crookedly) and shook my head to be polite but i was seething inside the whole time
WTF so many ppl around and must wave the stupid thing at me, wanna try? Wanna tRY?! So you’re saying i need the damn thing la, Far. King. Hell!!!!
*growlllll*
Published on 21 December 2005
I’m so talented at slotting
Slotting work, events, seeing Sharon, getting presents, wrapping them, getting someone to deliver wine to me, me dropping that wine off to my friend, seeing a friend before he leaves the country, booking tickets for KLPAC this sat, picking up a cheque, banking in the damn cheque, seeing Smellie…
I amaze myself by remembering all the things i’m supposed to do and trying to organize getting them all done seeing which area i’ll be in at what time
Thought the alcohol consumption would have shrunk my brain immeasurably by now
>_<
I went to the press conference featuring Nicholas Tse @ Zeta Bar, where he’s in Msia to promote his new movie – A Chinese Tall Story
It started late and i was so bored, i did whatever i could to entertain myself
I went to the bathroom and took ages washing my hands…
I watched ‘The Making Of..’ the movie till my neck ached
I rearranged the things in my gigantic handbag
I viewed the party pics i took last night with my cousin, Andrew and Edward
I looked up and observed how Zeta Bar hung their Christmas deco (a long bar hangs from the ceiling and many balls hang from that bar)
Yup.
I was that bored.
The whole conference was in chinese 
I didn’t understand a *thing* they were saying 
***************
… i can’t find my 1 gig memory card….
This is so not cool
***************
Wah
Quite the pei
Went drinking with AndrewBNBC and Edward
Damn evil
Adam’s chatting to Josh the apartment mate now
And i…
I… hope to shower and sleep!
But if i sleep, he’s going to say i don’t spend ‘quality time’ with him… *bwek*
fark my contacts damn dry
okay enough talking cock
i’m off
Published on 19 December 2005
Rock The World 6
I had work on Saturday morning and we did a quick present exchange for the Secret Santa thing
Mine wasn’t so secret cos TeacherHusni wanted to get me a fairy calendar for 2006 which just cannot happen because AshleyTheMonkey got me one from NYC… which she cleverly left there to rot -_-
“Okay… then what do you want for Christmas?”
I didn’t sms him back cos i was busy at an event
He smsed again
“Hurry up, or else i’ll buy the UGLIEST BIGGEST soft toy i can find.”
I giggled and smsed that i needed a loud fuck-ass alarm clock that doesn’t need winding up
I heard it ticking as he passed it to me that afternoon
So yay, i have a new alarm clock! *hugs clock nerdily*
… unless it’s a bomb or something
My silly headaches are persisting alot nowadays when i don’t get enough sleep
So i pottered home to sleep for only an hour before i had to draaaaag myself out of bed for Rock The World 6 @ Stadium Merdeka
Honestly, i didn’t want to go
I SO DIDN’T want to go
I was sick, having headache and just wanted to sleep
The poser nicely temaned me for my work there
We felt so out of place walking outside…
“Let’s take a picture, we haven’t taken a picture for ages.”
“Ho hum, okies.”
*Adam takes picture… badly.*
Damn off, confirm.
“What’s that!? It’s definitely cut me out!”
“No it hasn’t!”
Yeah.
Not cut me out completely la but nicely put you in the middle EY.
The plan was for him to teman me for my work event,
Then i do the same right after mine for *his* work event…
Charity Stars Fashion Show @ Zouk
*details*
This girl was singing… seriously badly.
It just jolted to remind me that it was soddof college-involved
Fly and i were cringing, thanking the (charity) stars for strong drinks
The fashion show was not bad, some were really impressive and some were just plain-out weird
Auctioning of shirts designed by FlyFM, Zouk, AmberChia, FACT and urm i forgot
Woo check out Fly’s gallant pose
And my boyfriend’s uncle one -_-
Actually they were sitting down… and i was standing up
After our responsibilities were done with, smellie and i bounced outside to eat crispy duck pancakes at Terrace Bar and guzzle beer.
Well.
*I* guzzled beer and he had his uncle ginger ale stuff
Exactly a year ago, Joyce & Ashley left Nisha’s party
Crowds crowds crowds!
BAH!
You can tell it’s the holiday season already when it’s so darn crowded everywhere.
Everywhere is jammed up – 1U, Midvalley, Bangsar – don’t these people have to work!?
PassedOutBen and i ate a wee bit too much for lunch
“Where’s the… fuck…. *huffs and puffs*… is the car that way…?”
“*breathes heavily while walking* I don’t know man… i don’t need to get to the car, i need to get to the emergency room at a hospital!”
“*laughs* oi… don’t make me laugh wei… might… throw up…”
Amazingly, i finished work early today.
Just as i was about to flee the office, i got an email from the boss telling me the details of my schedule tomorrow…
Three events till night.
Darn. I knew it was too good to be true
But looking on the bright side (Hey Mr. Brightside!), i have a couple of hours to kill in KLCC tomorrow because getting stuck in a jam back and forth the city and office is just dumb, so i shall try to get some Christmas shopping done!
I was having a stupid headache due to lack of sleep the previous night (editing pictures to develop for Adam’s dad) so i went straight home just now…
And slept for five and a half hours!
CRIKEY!
That’s WAY MORE then last night!
So now it’s 1 am
I’m damn awake
And i’m doing my laundry
Published on 18 December 2005
Published on 17 December 2005
Lose Weight, Anyone?
Osim’s latest toy – the uZap is being endorsed by MareDiva
AdamPoserPan and i were trotting around BSC when we bumped into this…
OSIM
No. He definitely doesn’t need uZap
What he *does* need, is to eat more
The local-celeb Fear Factor was to be shot from Wednesday to Sunday
Guess who got eliminated on the first day? *cheeky sly smile*
Bwahaha…
“So how did you get eliminated? What stunt didja have to do?!” i asked eagerly
“Oh. *serious voice* How they did it was… *dramatic thoughtful pause* the person with the fattest girlfriend had to leave!”
“…motherf…”
“HAHAHAHA!!!”
Stupid.
Deep Dish @ Zouk
I had to cover the Heineken Greenspace event, the night Deep Dish was spinning.
I was pretty impressed by the event deco for the whole venue @ Zouk
KinkyPugKevin posing at one of the walls >_<
I was supposed to take pictures for work and he had to stand in the way
So gatal -_-
Look, look! I’m wearing another of the necklaces Mommy got me from India
While Deep Dish was on, i took a few pictures and drank and talked cock with Ali in the console till my flu started kicking in and i left around 2 am
The next day, i called Fono just to verify the previous night’s set and how it was etc
“Okay so Deep Dish spun from around 12 something onwards…”
“Yup, Sharam went first, then Ali went last.”
“Huh? What? You mean there’s two of them?”
“… -_- … ya-uh…”
“Shit sorry la, that’s why i’m calling you right, next time i see you, you gotta educate me more man.”
“Yeah, give you crash course!”
“Bwek. Okay waiT. Wasn’t Ali the one i was talking to the whole time?!”
“Ya lar.”
“ShiT. I thought he was the manager or something….”
OMG.
I was talking nonsense and drinking and acting silly and taking pictures and didn’t even know who he was
0_o
LUCKILY i didn’t ask him an idiotic question like,
“Oh, so what are you doing with Deep Dish? Are you their manager?”
Whereupon he would’ve answered, “I *am* Deep Dish…”
And then i would have just drowned myself in the Heineken beer in embarrasment.
Well, at least when i was taking loads of pictures and layaning him i didn’t know he was the dj so i wasn’t celebrity-whoring…
Even though we were taking lots of pictures…
*pats self on back and assures self again to make self feel better*
Weekends are for catching up with my poser and my monkey
I don’t know la okay, Ash was snapping for fun and Adam bit his leg 
(weirdo) while i incidentally was biting my thumb
-_-
It’s such a retarded picture!
But i think this might be the most retarded picture of the night
Fai flexing… Kevin, don’t drool yeah? Hee hee hee
Published on 16 December 2005
Exactly a year ago, Joyce & Ash saw a magnificent sunset
Mind Your English, PLEASE.
Most of my friends know how fucking emo i get when i see spelling or grammar mistakes
Or hear people mixing up ‘lend’ and ‘borrow’
Or see people mix up ‘lose’ and ‘loose’ in writing
I mean, it’s not that difficult to get grammar right you know
Peter & Jane taught us all that since kindergarten, kan?
I know i annoy some people by doing it tho
“Why is it black colour??”
“Black.”
“…Huh?”
“Just black. Dunnit to say colour.”
“… -_- … Joyce, don’t be annoying okay.”
“Sorry… just that.. bah nevermind.”
So anyway, i was at this concert thing the other day
That was to raise money for elephants
Just as i seated myself, i heard the emcee’s FranDrescher-like voice
Eeyer… who la is that
I thought to myself and looked around
Then i saw the emcee
Bah it was that Xandria girl who won the Hitz.tv contest
I don’t have anything personal against her cos i don’t really know her
It’s just that i’m still blar over the fact that she won the contest based on donations into a bank account and sms votes through that
Just reminds me abit of Veruca Salt and how she got her Daddy to buy her many many chocolate bars just to get the Golden Ticket
Anyway. I still stand to the fact that her england cannot make it.
Her pronunciation is damn off.
Her slang is damn off.
I was cringing most of the time she spoke.
And my mouth gaped open and eyes widened in disbelief when she got her england lagi wrong.
Instead of saying, “… Malaysian elephants…”
She said, “… MalaysianS elephanT…”
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
As an emcee, you can’t bloody get your English wrong!!
It’s just such a shame that so many of the expatriates present would think that Malaysians can’t speak proper English then.
>_<
Xandria is a pretty girl.
I think she just needs to buck up on her speaking skills.
Because there are so many people out there who can speak up better and it’s just not fair that she holds a contract due to her family’s and her campaigning.
jADlsjlkk see there i go again emoing about her win.
