Archive for December, 2005

Friday December 16, 2005

About a year ago, Joyce wrote a thank you note and met MichelleNightstar for the first time


J. Walker & Effie’s 22nd!

She bought me many necklaces yay!

Below are some pics from the Johnnie Walker event @ Velvet last Fri night

Effie’s 22nd Birthday @ TGIF, The Curve


EDIT: Shit it’s Albert, not Arthur. >_< My bad…

I keep on going into phases
One moment i’m okay and ready to party
Another moment i’m woozy and feel like dying

“Seriously… fucking tired wei. I’m so sick and tired, i might just collapse and die.”
“Well, partying’s the way to go man.”

-_-

No lor…

Got two Christmas parties tonight and maybe Zeta Bar.
We’ll see how much fuel i have left
0_o

 

Thursday December 15, 2005

My phlegm is really killing me.

I experienced a totally musical night yesterday.
When i say totally, i *mean* totally.
Melbourne Grammer School Orchestra, Zainal Abidin, Operafest, TwilightActionGirl, Deep Dish.

I adore classical music and was hanging on to as many notes as i could during the symphony orchestra.
Then.
I felt a cough coming… The panic!
Trying to keep it down, i only suceeded for 5 seconds before letting go a massive hack.

Oh my god.

To cough loudly during a symphony while i’m seated RIGHT in the middle of the ballroom, FOUR rows from the front?!
ACK!!!

I got up quietly and exited the ballroom as fast as i could, trying not to cough anymore and choking myself to near death in the process.
The moment i stepped out, i coughed like a motherfucker till i gagged.

Seriously.
I don’t remember having a cough this bad in my entire life.

Entering the washroom, i ducked into a cubicle to blow my nose and rid myself of the blasted phlegm.
Let’s just say that i blew so loud, i heard a little group of Operafest kids going, “EWWWW!!!” outside

-_-

Ew?! EW?!
I’ll come outside and press my phlegm on your face THEN you see what’s ‘EW’!!

GAHHhHHHH!!!

Then i went to cover the Deep Dish event later that night.
Sitting at the Terrace Bar with KinkyPugKevin, i told him i’s gonna blow my nose.
“Blow la.” said he, “I always blow also. Don’t care only.”
So i blew.
He grimaced at me. “Actually… quite loud la. Yuk”

I’m working till late every night, the only way i get to see my best friends are to plead with them to go to some of the events i’m covering

I so need to:
- send out Christmas cards to UK
- start shopping for the few gifts i’m getting this year
- make cards for everyone else who’s not getting a gift

0_o

Headache… wanna sleep.
*sob*

Pix from last night

 

Tuesday December 13, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce used her platinum plastic for the first time… :p

Please Click:
SPCA
Remember Sheena
Please visit the website above and sign the petition.
100,000 signatures are needed to change the penalty of animal abusers here in Msia which hasn’t changed since the act was first implemented in 1953.


Labuan: 3rd Edition

Suddenly so semangat to blog all my belated Labuan holiday pics :p
Got complaints from AdamPoserPan for never putting them up :p

Anyway i just remembered why they look so familiar to me like i’ve edited them before but actually haven’t put them on my blog, cos it’s here  too hee hee

Because we are such amateurs, we didn’t do much, though we *offered* to help
John and Neil were prollie afraid we’d accidentally sink the boat by some long shot catastrophe

I helped by urm drinking the beer…

Tiu, why is my rhyme going senget… -_-

I took this from right below (obviously)

Haha! I couldn’t resist putting the fairy there!

Damn nice right the colours in the background?

Terms & Conditions of having me as a girlfriend is
- includes massages

Smellie sucks at giving back massages,
that’s why you hear of me going for massages in Hartamas now

He sort of pinches me simply/painfully till i go,
“Eek… ooh… urm… oH! IT’S BETTER ALREADY! THANKS!”

But his foot massages aren’t too bad.

Okay.
I’m lazy to edit the other pics already, wanna go sleep
I’m not sick anymore!!!
‘Tis a pity tho, cos everyone is so nice to me when i’m sick…

Daddy wakes me up for dinner…
Mommy smss me home for lunch…
AdamPoserPan takes out the trash oh-so-willingly *MIRACLE!*
PassedOutBen lets me play Christmas songs in the car and belt them out horribly in my BlockedNoseVoice instead of his usual feng tau

“Let’s listen to Christmas songs!” *chucks in CD*
“Oi, NO. Feng wei friend. No Christmas songs! It’s not Christmas yet!”
“Don’t be stupid. It’s Christmas season already!”

*5 minutes later*

PassedOutBen bops his head to Mariah Carey unconsciously
I peep at him in glee
He stops… noticing his movements
“Oh my god. Why the fuck am i moving to this.”

“…all i want fooor Christmasss.. is youuuu… babyyy!!!” *yelling*
“Omg omg please don’t be jam…” *peers at traffic in front*
“…joy to the worlllldddd!!!!”
“Fuck man.” *shakes head quietly at jam in front*
“…allll the boys and girllls!!!!”
“Joyce. Please wei. My ears… are bleeding okay.”
“Joy to the people everywhere you seeeee!!!! JOY TO YOU AND ME!!!” *ignores*

PassedOutBen winds down the window to smoke.

“Eh why? Stress ar?! HAHA!”
“YuP.”
“Yay, now can sing and people outside can hear too! Spread the joy!”

POB:
Me:

AdamPoserPan made a joke that day (or so he felt -_- )
“Hey guess what?”
“What.”
“They’re making a movie about you.”
“What are you talking about…”
“KING KONG!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“…… “
“…… “

I watched KingKong just now
FYI, it’s a friggin 3 hours and 10 minutes long…
So drinking soup, water and Starbucks beforehand is noT a good idea.

Okay, i just thought of something else
Since the poser has been sms-ing his friends about it, i shall fulfill my
Terms & Conditions of Being a Fabulous Girlfriend

and spread the word as well

Reel Review will be airing tonight at 9:30 pm on 8tv
edited: oops. wrote wrong *shy*
Adam’s guest hosting it for two weeks so catch him on it tonight for the first one!

 

Sunday December 11, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce typed tipsily


Belated Labuan

I decided to put up the oh-so-super-late Labuan pictures…
The first batch are here: *click*
Thought i might as well cos lately, all i seem to put are party pics.

Not sien meh? I also sien wei… :p

Anyway i remember going sailing on the first day, the sun was just about to set

The awesome thing about going somewhere with lots of water around for a holiday is…
It REALLY seems like a holiday then!
Instead of being surrounded by the usual tar, metal, lights and noise of the city
>_<

I got to steer for awhile

See how damn layan diri i was…!

If before i went to Labuan and you’d have asked me, “What is Labuan like?”

I would have no frikking clue cos it’s not like there are tourist pictures of Labuan splashed everywhere
It’s famous for being a deep port, hence, all the colourful ships still in the area!

More up when i have the time ;)


I don’t get it
How can i suddenly get sick when i was *just* sick a couple of weeks back?!

My throat was super sore, my muscles ached, my entire body was hot and clammy from top to toe, my eyes were watering annoyingly, my phlegm tastes surprisingly strong and salty…

WTF!!!?!

I croaked pitifully to the boyfriend, “Sick… *puts on doleful face* I can’t sing Christmas carols…”
“Just as you never could before!”

-_-

So much for searching for pity.

I’m all semangat for Christmas now and got this whole music collection to play in the office yippee!
Or rather, Adam got it and i nicked it off him for a couple of days

I thought of taking MC tomorrow when i was still feeling dizzy and shit
“Should i take MC tomorrow…”
“How do you feel now?”
“Argh shiT. Even if i take MC i still have to go office and finish up stuff… cannot leave it… print. has. to. go. out… *bawls*”

So i chugged a whole lot of stuff down me which i reckon will do me good:
Neurofen, Panadol, Clarinase, and my beloved pei cough mixture.

No…

No Malibu.
Did you expect me to write Malibu?

 

Sunday December 11, 2005

I don’t get it
How can i suddenly get sick when i was *just* sick a couple of weeks back?!

My throat was super sore, my muscles ached, my entire body was hot and clammy from top to toe, my eyes were watering annoyingly…

WTF!!!?!

I croaked pitifully to the boyfriend, “Sick… *puts on doleful face* I can’t sing Christmas carols…”
“Just as you never could before!”

-_-

So much for searching for pity.

I’m all semangat for Christmas now and got this whole collection to play in the office yippee!

 

Sunday December 11, 2005

You know, I dont really know how to change the font. and stuff.

Joyce is sick, due to her belly being

SO BIG

it has started to release toxins into her bloodstream.

Either that or she ate something real bad about one year back and it only just reached her stomach.

So I shall gloat about Manchester United being knocked out of the Champions League.

HA HA.

On a sadder note, one of the world’s greatest comediens has passed away. Richard Pryor. Although many people in our generation may not be aware of his humour, he was the inspiration for the likes of Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and all other black jokers out there.

Should you

be able to grab

hold of any of his stand-up,

keep it!

Wow.

Joyce wants to fart.

And pick her armpit hair.

And her pubic hair.

If she has any.

oooooh!

Damn Pei as she would say.

This is
Adam the bizzzatch boyfriend
by the waY!

In case you were wondering who was typing like a sucka fool!