Cynna Is The New Velvet

Currently Cynna seems to be as happening as fuck lately
All the people i usually associate with Velvet are partying there

I wonder whether it’s just the ‘Brand New’ phase it’s going through
Like how The Loft was like when it was new - everyone wanted in, exclusive exclusive happening happening… then

POOF!

One year later and it’s full of ah bengs and badly dressed cannot make it girls

We went to AsianHeritageRow last sat night
Dropped by BarSaVanh for a bit to talk to Matt

Then headed to Cynna
On the way there we heard someone shout for Adam really loudly and for a moment, i thought it was that kurang ajar Santiago bitch i seriously dislike
But it was MareDiva (and i love mare) so she tagged along with us chanting “Zap zap!” all the way

I think Edward has this thing with alcohol and flashing his finger
See, see *click*

When i bought the shirt, i happily held it up to Adam
“Wee! See nice shirt!”
“Two boyfriends are better then one…? I see.”
“Heh.”

After damn long i realised that Adam was missing
Oops
I was so busy partying and flying around i didn’t know where he went
0_o
Apparently he went to eat with SuckballLouis and TimmyTimTim
*phew*
Me not in trouble

Thanks to people like Andrew and Jason, i got pretty drunk *cough*
All their fault… all their fault…

Smellie told me my absurdities the next morning
“You said you wanted to eat cup noodles, then you couldn’t find them, then you said ‘I’ll return to Faces and sit on the fence cos they have cup noodles there’!”
“Omg. That doesn’t make any sense…” *laughs*
“Exactly.”

>_<

Happy Sadness

Is it just me or am i all alone again?!
I was happily bopping to The Darkness when i realised that for supposedly sad lyrics, the song is pretty damn happy

Bob Got Sick

AdamPoserPan and i were hanging out at home when KinkyPugKevin called
He wanted to know where there was a 24-hour vet cos he was worried about Bob, his Christmas guinea pig
I was talking to Daddy while Adam was on the phone
“I have no idea, let me ask Joyce… wait, i’ll ask her dad instead.”
-_-
Some people obviously think i know nothing of this sort *stares meaningfully at Adam*

But wait.
Then that would make him different cos i always have people calling me like i’m some directory  >_<

We had never met Bob before though we heard so much about him
So we pottered down to the vet to say hello

“Bob, meet Uncle Adam and Auntie Joyce…” Kevin said to Bob
I don’t think Bob liked me so i sat on the curb and merajuked while Adam petted him

“I wonder whether there’s a country where people eat guinea pigs…” i said thoughtfully while peering at Bob
“Probably,” said Adam
“Don’t say that in front of him!!!” Kevin hushed us, giving me a wide-eyed look with flared nostrils
“Sorry…”

I looked back at Bob
Dunno, he reminds me of the movie Gnaw la…
We were tired so we wanted to leave already

“Say bye to Bob!” Kevin cheered us on

I swear we spent ALOT of time talking to Bob, and about Bob in front of Bob
>_<

“Bye Bob!” Adam said cheerfully into the box
“Bye.. Bob.”
“Eeyer. So fake your bye! Like no feeling liddat!”
“Waddafuck…”
“Say again! Come on, say ‘Bye Bobbbb’!” Kevin cooed at his beloved pet
“…”

I foresee some hard feelings between Bob and i.
I hope it doesn’t come to a point i tell Kevin,
“You have to choose. It’s either Bob or me.”
Then again.
Bob is male.
And Kevin is gay.
I’ll most likely lose.

But THEN. I drink and party and talk for hours with Kevin.
Kevin complains that Bob is lancee and doesn’t talk back to him.

So i think i’ll win.

Tonight Is Tag Night!!!!

I’m so excited, i’ve missed TAG for weeks and weeks
Cyn & Su, i want to see you!!!
Kevin! Leave Bob at home and come out to play!
TAGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!