Adam Needs Appeton, RIGHT.

AdamPoserPan and i were driving past an Appeton billboard
The skinny white boy raising his arms in happiness reminded me of Smellie

“Hey, you should try taking Appeton!”*points at billboard*
Adam glances at it
“Oh, you think so huh”
“Yup! Yup! Hee hee…skinny white boy.”
“You should take the opposite!”*pokes my tummy*
“Oi OI OIIII!!!!!”
*laughs*

Idiot

Wrong English = Bad PR

I was at this press conference during the afternoon one day
Ended up walking to KLCC with some peeps from The Sun after it
I was planning on catching KinkyPugKevin there for my lunch break but he couldn’t make it *sob*
Then somehow, i ended up obliging and going to Avenue K to check out a shop one of the girls’ sister works in

Avenue K?
Fuck, anything in Avenue K will confirmed be ex
But they implored that it was semi-precious stones and all
And ever since AshleyTheMonkey got me into them, i thought why not

The little posh shop is called Bejeweled
Some of the jewelry in that shop weRE nice
But hell, it costs RM800 and above

0_o

I’d rather buy the stones from Ash’s wholesaler and get her to make me jewelry
Isn’t that the whole point of having a best friend as a jewelry designer?

So then i started checking out the rings instead.
They were all giant motherfuckers sitting on bands.

“Do you want to try them on?” the salesgirl asked
“Hmm no it’s okay, thanks,” i smiled back

*4 seconds later*

“Are you sure you don’t want to try them on?”
*sighs* “Nope… i rarely wear huge rings… they look funny on my skinny fingers.”
“Oh you’d be surprised, lots of girls with skinny fingers wear big rings.”
“Well, i’ve tried them before and i’m just not comfortable with them.”

I don’t know whether it was because i kept on rejecting to try on the damn rings she kept on egging at me.
Or her English is just not that great (but it seemed alright so far)
Because she then replied with

“Oh i guess only people with personality can carry them off then.”

WTF.

So i have no personality?!
I’m standing here wearing a lime green top intentionally clashed with a fuchsia crocodile bag and you can say i have no personality because i don’t fucking want to try on the damn rings?

I left the shop.

Bejeweled, huh.
Their tagline is “Be Stylish, Be Chic.”

I say “Be More Polite Please.”

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I’m Damn Pei

Great i don’t know why but i can’t seem to make this laptop have a ‘next’ button.

So it goes to next paragraph instantly. How unexciting. This is blabbering. Yay for those those who get to read this. I shall delete it when i see it first thing morn 0_o Basically i’m just blabbring till smellie comes home from gaming -_-

Tonight wasn’t particularly interesting in the sense that it was a much older crowd mostly consisting of geeky men. Cheh.

So i kept mainly to my friends and i sipping champagne till Tipsy do us come.

And oh my lord, did it come….

BLARRRRRRRRRR

i wanna go pass out now go away

Edit: ok i decided it’s not THAT bad so i didn’t take it down :p