Thursday January 26, 2006

It’s His Party & He’ll

Game If He Wants To -_-

 

Finally.
The VERY BELATED post on AdamPoserPan’s 21st Surprise Party.
He’s been bugging me about it like a pest.

“Where’s my birthday pics?!”
“Not yet la… damn alot okay…”
“Birthday pics! Birthday pics!”
“FARK, wait kenonot!!!”

Friday, 6th of January

T’was a mad rush day at work
BracesAaron was gracious to drive KinkyPugKevin and i around
Running errands like
Filling up 25 balloons with helium at BSC (RM2 per balloon)
And buy heaps of things from ColdStorage:
Usual party things like garbage bags, plates, forks, spoons, junk food etc

Two guys, one girl and a Kelisa is alright.

Two guys, one girl and TWENTY FIVE HELIUM BALLOONS *stuffed* in a Kelisa…

Is just not right.

It only made sense that i sat in the back since i’m the smallest to squeeze in between all the balloons
-_-

So imagine this, little Kelisa stuck in traffic jam.
KinkyPugKevin pushing away balloons that were leaking to the front of the car
So that they wouldn’t obstruct BracesAaron while he was driving.
JoyceTheFairy squashed against the window with many many balloons taking up all possible space at the back of the car

And in that awful moment, it was then that she spied

A MALIBU BOTTLE!

It was like magic
In a time of distress and need, a Malibu bottle was peeking out from the back pocket of the seat in front of her!
It was like Popeye spotting spinach when he’s under Bruno grasp
It was like a magical sign that sung out
“Joyce! It’s for you! Drink ittttt!!!!”

“Eh. Whose Malibu is this?” i gasped in between the balloons
“Oh mine, i’m bringing it for the party,” answered BracesAaron
“Ooh… so since… *i* organised the party… therefore i *am* the party… so i can drink it right?”
“I guess so.”

GREEN LIGHT!

My eyes sparkled as I reached my hand out.
Further… just. a. bit. further…
And i got it.

So there i was.

Little me squashed against the window with lots of blue balloons in the car in the middle of a traffic jam sipping Malibu from the bottle.

*sniff sniff*
Pugs have great smelling abilities
“Is that… Malibu i smell?!”
“…*glug*glug*…. hmm?”
“IT IS! I OSOWANNNNN!!!!!”
“Cannot. Malibu is for fairies.”

Just like Trix are for kids

I don’t know whether it was the traffic jam
Or the fact we were all hungry and tired
Or the helium was leaking out into the car

But we all started losing it:
Screaming and arguing and laughing and fighting

We made two trips to the apartment cos we had to drop the balloons off first
Before buying KFC and Ayamas and ice and bring the Coleman, oh and the decorations too
Damn alot of stuff wei

We were delirious with hunger by the time we reached the apartment ready to set up
Lovely Ruzy and Effie came early to help as well

It was to be a Superman theme so everyone was *supposed* to dress in superman colours
(cos Adam loves superman  and thinks he’s superman/Brandon Routh *gag*)

I covered the sofa with blue cloth
Hung yellow stars from the lights
Adam’s happy friends helped me clean up apartment… they weren’t so happy after that

BracesAaron spoke up
“Joyce. I think we had a misunderstanding… when i said i’d *help*, i thought, you know, i’d help come over, blow a few balloons, bring some chicken… We didn’t mention driving around, transporting 25 balloons, and cleaning up his apartment..!

Well i will never forget your help Aaron ;)

He fished out some Pringles from under the sofa
“OH MY GOD! This was here since the last time i came here last year! I know because *i* opened it!”

A chorus of ‘ew’ and ‘gross’ floated all around

Everyone started coming after that before the show ended at 11:45 pm
Now the plan was really simple:
TL and Joe were my accomplices and they were to stall Adam so that the rest of the 8tv crew could get back here and *then* when everyone was in, they’d lure him back to *ugh* game.

It was a bit hard to keep 30 boisterous alco-filled people in one room quiet, but we managed it.
I looked through the peep-hole to see when they’d arrive so i could madly wave everyone to be more quiet.
Unfortunately, my feet got tired of tip-toeing at the door (peep-hole too high for fairies :p )
So (taller) Effie took over

At one point, Amanda told me
“Hey, he was wearing this shirt to work today that says ‘I Have No Idea’… do you think he was being ironic?”
Then i started freaking out that he’d guessed about the party

At one point, MareDiva was looking for the wine opener
“Joyce, have you seen it?”

So i tipsily ran around trying to look for it when i was rushing to do something else as well
I spotted it on the kitchen counter and snatched it up triumphantly
“AHA! Here you go!”

MareDiva and KinkyPugKevin stared at the contraption in her hand stonily
Kev broke the silence,

“Joyce. It’s… a tin opener.

I stared at it blurly.

“BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

Damn fail hee hee.

So there.
All the many many pictures and everyone can stop bitching!!!

The day after:
*click*

KinkyPugKevin’s post:
*click*

BubblyBelindaC’s post:
*click*


Exactly a year ago, i yelled at my parents because of CNY cleaning
*click*


Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

I went to buy my new camera yesterday!!!
Upon coming out of the shop, AdamPoserPan gentlemanly carried the huge plastic bag

“Be careful!… Don’t trip… Look out for that hole!… Don’t walk near the drain!!!…. Walk here, naH!”   i squealed, for fear he might drop my new baby.

He just had a straight layan face and continued walking while i yanked him around like a ragdoll.

In the end i took the box from him and hugged it happily all the way to the car
Little girl carrying a big box ha ha ha
*happiness*

“Hiiiii.. hello, you’re my new baby…!” i crooned to it 
He stared at us in amusement
“Hey do you want to…”
“SHH. I’m talking to my new baby. No talking to me now.”

And then
I had to get a freaking eye infection so now i can’t even play with my new baby
Far. King. Hell.

 

66 Responses to “Thursday January 26, 2006”


  1. 1 terenceloh

    Great! Those guys at the shop was very exicted seeing Adam with you. Called me after you left and ask was that the 8tv guy? Post some pics lar (pictures taken with the new toy, not your infected eye). Did they gave you the’lifetime’ warranty?

  2. 2 Anonymous

    Great! Those guys at the shop was very exicted seeing Adam with you. Called me after you left and ask was that the 8tv guy? Post some pics lar (pictures taken with the new toy, not your infected eye). Did they gave you the’lifetime’ warranty?

  3. 3 kamkuey

    Wah… congrats on your new baby!!! post pics yeah?

  4. 4 Anonymous

    Wah… congrats on your new baby!!! post pics yeah?

  5. 5 NightNyx

    How would you take pictures of your camera if you’re using the camera to take pictures the camera….? Oh! Mirror!

    …..Anyways. XD

    I can so totally picture you carrying the box. Haha. (= That’s what I would do, too. Hahaha ^^

  6. 6 Anonymous

    How would you take pictures of your camera if you’re using the camera to take pictures the camera….? Oh! Mirror!

    …..Anyways. XD

    I can so totally picture you carrying the box. Haha. (= That’s what I would do, too. Hahaha ^^

  7. 7 KinkyPugKevin

    Woot. Pinjam?

  8. 8 Anonymous

    Woot. Pinjam?

  9. 9 placid26

    What’s your baby called?

  10. 10 Anonymous

    What’s your baby called?

  11. 11 littlechillipadi

    yay.. more and more pixies from Joyce!!!..  :)

  12. 12 Anonymous

    yay.. more and more pixies from Joyce!!!..  :)

  13. 13 miakenix

    blissful eh? must enjoy every bit of it before it gets played by everyone else..trust me.

  14. 14 Anonymous

    blissful eh? must enjoy every bit of it before it gets played by everyone else..trust me.

  15. 15 kinkybluefairy

    terence: go check your email :)

    kamkuey: haha there’ll definitely be more pics coming!

    nightnyx: haha… yes mirror. OR use the digicam :D

    Kev: eh… don’t you *still* have adam’s cam… dunnit to borrow mine wut… :p

    placed26: good question.. haven’t thought up a name for it yet >_<

    littlechillipadi: yayyyyyy

    miakenix: whaT. 0_o

    “must enjoy every bit of it before it gets played by everyone else”

    NOONE is going to play with it. NOONE.
    Maybe my dad. And i’ll let adam hold it for a bit.
    That’s about it.
    End.

  16. 16 Anonymous

    terence: go check your email :)

    kamkuey: haha there’ll definitely be more pics coming!

    nightnyx: haha… yes mirror. OR use the digicam :D

    Kev: eh… don’t you *still* have adam’s cam… dunnit to borrow mine wut… :p

    placed26: good question.. haven’t thought up a name for it yet >_<

    littlechillipadi: yayyyyyy

    miakenix: whaT. 0_o

    “must enjoy every bit of it before it gets played by everyone else”

    NOONE is going to play with it. NOONE.
    Maybe my dad. And i’ll let adam hold it for a bit.
    That’s about it.
    End.

  17. 17 miakenix

     a bit? (”o)  carefull with the eye infection yah!

  18. 18 Anonymous

     a bit? (”o)  carefull with the eye infection yah!

  19. 19 timstone

    oh Joyce darling! I’m back and I’ve got something for you!

  20. 20 Anonymous

    oh Joyce darling! I’m back and I’ve got something for you!

  21. 21 miakenix

    Love the ball-oons, try sucking in the helium and talk…u’ll become quack quack *winks*

  22. 22 Anonymous

    Love the ball-oons, try sucking in the helium and talk…u’ll become quack quack *winks*

  23. 23 placid26

    you were stoned drunk weren’t you? you could hardly keep your eyes open in most of the pics. Well at least you aimed straight when you took pictures. it was you wasn’t it?

  24. 24 Anonymous

    you were stoned drunk weren’t you? you could hardly keep your eyes open in most of the pics. Well at least you aimed straight when you took pictures. it was you wasn’t it?

  25. 25 Quilana

    That picture of Adam grabbing your boob is the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. o_O Maybe it’s cos of his expression.

    ANYWAY.. you still haven’t mentioned which Nikon (if you stuck with Nikon) you got! I WANT TO DROOL WITH FULL ENTHUSIASM HERE!!! And omfg how much did you get it for and what free stuff did they throw in and where did you get it omfgomogmogmgomgomgomgogmgggg x_x

  26. 26 Anonymous

    That picture of Adam grabbing your boob is the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. o_O Maybe it’s cos of his expression.

    ANYWAY.. you still haven’t mentioned which Nikon (if you stuck with Nikon) you got! I WANT TO DROOL WITH FULL ENTHUSIASM HERE!!! And omfg how much did you get it for and what free stuff did they throw in and where did you get it omfgomogmogmgomgomgomgogmgggg x_x

  27. 27 babycrony

    cool party….that’s Bel C from UVJ?? very pretty…:)..oh u too..:)

  28. 28 Anonymous

    cool party….that’s Bel C from UVJ?? very pretty…:)..oh u too..:)

  29. 29 nightstar

    superman themed partay?! haha joyce IS fabulouz!

    haha crazyjoe.lim.yin.fei. needz a hair cut!;]

  30. 30 Anonymous

    superman themed partay?! haha joyce IS fabulouz!

    haha crazyjoe.lim.yin.fei. needz a hair cut!;]

  31. 31 j3ssiethechick

    hey joyce, could u pls kindly tell me what do u work as? and which course did u study last time? pls do answer these 2 questions bcos im currently lost, dono which course to take. Thnaks. i hope this isnt too personal.

    Btw, i love ur blog :)

  32. 32 Anonymous

    hey joyce, could u pls kindly tell me what do u work as? and which course did u study last time? pls do answer these 2 questions bcos im currently lost, dono which course to take. Thnaks. i hope this isnt too personal.

    Btw, i love ur blog :)

  33. 33 KinkyPugKevin

    A bit the too much LAGGING with this post i agree.
    But better pictures than mine. Not fair!

    I see Azwin… *whoopeedoo!!!*

    *hops*

    Eh burn ALL MY PICS for me woi. -_-

  34. 34 Anonymous

    A bit the too much LAGGING with this post i agree.
    But better pictures than mine. Not fair!

    I see Azwin… *whoopeedoo!!!*

    *hops*

    Eh burn ALL MY PICS for me woi. -_-

  35. 35 kamkuey

    fairy… post pics of your new baby as well.. hehehe..

    Woah.. I had lots of helium-filled balloons in my car before too. Dem hard to drive wei… balloons blocking my rear view, bride squeeling happily being with all those balloons

  36. 36 Anonymous

    fairy… post pics of your new baby as well.. hehehe..

    Woah.. I had lots of helium-filled balloons in my car before too. Dem hard to drive wei… balloons blocking my rear view, bride squeeling happily being with all those balloons

  37. 37 kennysia

    KEVIN GOT FAIRY KISSES!

    Blah. Freakin’ unfair.

    I want to be KinkyHairKenny.

  38. 38 Anonymous

    KEVIN GOT FAIRY KISSES!

    Blah. Freakin’ unfair.

    I want to be KinkyHairKenny.

  39. 39 NightNyx

    Dear JoyceTheFairy ~

    Joy here [yes, that is my name XD .... I like your name. Taha]. I was browsing DeviantArt… and I found something you might possibly like.. maybe even love. O=

    Pony!

    - An ever adoring fan of fairies

  40. 40 Anonymous

    Dear JoyceTheFairy ~

    Joy here [yes, that is my name XD .... I like your name. Taha]. I was browsing DeviantArt… and I found something you might possibly like.. maybe even love. O=

    Pony!

    - An ever adoring fan of fairies

  41. 41 ashleythemonkey

    woot! fai n i like bermodelmodel onli in the picture.

  42. 42 Anonymous

    woot! fai n i like bermodelmodel onli in the picture.

  43. 43 kinkybluefairy

    miakenix: yeah i’ve been wearing my specs for the past few days… heh yea tried the helium thing lots of times, dman funny

    timstone: MALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    placid: eee crap, i didn’t even realise my eyes were mostly closed in most of the pics till you mentioned it >_<

    quilana: i din get any free stuff leh… but i did soddof get lifetime warranty ;) I got the D70. no moolah to get the flash yet, hopefully getting the flash today :D

    jessiethechick: i’m a photographer and writer. i studied advertising and graphic design

    KinkyPugKev: er YEAH i will burn pics for you :D

    Kenny: ehee hee! KinkyHairKenny! That’s a good one! ho hum, but you not straight wor. wait adam get jeles :p

    nightnyx: i should start a fairy club *ponders*

    ash: yar. cos you din drink enough yet ;)

  44. 44 Anonymous

    miakenix: yeah i’ve been wearing my specs for the past few days… heh yea tried the helium thing lots of times, dman funny

    timstone: MALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    placid: eee crap, i didn’t even realise my eyes were mostly closed in most of the pics till you mentioned it >_<

    quilana: i din get any free stuff leh… but i did soddof get lifetime warranty ;) I got the D70. no moolah to get the flash yet, hopefully getting the flash today :D

    jessiethechick: i’m a photographer and writer. i studied advertising and graphic design

    KinkyPugKev: er YEAH i will burn pics for you :D

    Kenny: ehee hee! KinkyHairKenny! That’s a good one! ho hum, but you not straight wor. wait adam get jeles :p

    nightnyx: i should start a fairy club *ponders*

    ash: yar. cos you din drink enough yet ;)

  45. 45 KinkyPugKevin

    Joyce, if you start a Fairy Club, i will start a Pug Club.
    Then Adam can start Poser Club.

    Wait not fair, he sure got GAZILLION members.
    And we will be one of them hahahaha!

    Pffbt.

  46. 46 Anonymous

    Joyce, if you start a Fairy Club, i will start a Pug Club.
    Then Adam can start Poser Club.

    Wait not fair, he sure got GAZILLION members.
    And we will be one of them hahahaha!

    Pffbt.

  47. 47 thisguysplace

    this blog is like a fairytale book for twenniesumthins. which nikon did you get?

  48. 48 Anonymous

    this blog is like a fairytale book for twenniesumthins. which nikon did you get?

  49. 49 Personofthesun

    From I gather, from the pictures, the party must have been pretty amazing. I guess the fairy dust did the trick once again eh?..nice

  50. 50 Anonymous

    From I gather, from the pictures, the party must have been pretty amazing. I guess the fairy dust did the trick once again eh?..nice

  51. 51 KinkyPugKevin

    and some pug lovin of course..

  52. 52 Anonymous

    and some pug lovin of course..

  53. 53 jasper_spiller

    Eh why u wore green, when u said it’s Superman’s theme?

  54. 54 Anonymous

    Eh why u wore green, when u said it’s Superman’s theme?

  55. 55 kinkybluefairy

    i *was* wearing a yellow top with red straps (go see Kev’s pictures on the link in post) but then… i spilt red wine on my yellow top

    -_-

    So i changed :p

  56. 56 Anonymous

    i *was* wearing a yellow top with red straps (go see Kev’s pictures on the link in post) but then… i spilt red wine on my yellow top

    -_-

    So i changed :p

  57. 57 smallswong

    hey
    doesnt your parents read you blog?
    nasty pic! woot!

    bad example to the younger ones. tsk tsk

  58. 58 Anonymous

    hey
    doesnt your parents read you blog?
    nasty pic! woot!

    bad example to the younger ones. tsk tsk

  59. 59 Quilana

    w00t lifetime warranty… sounds so mafia ;P Just the D70 then? No D70s yet? :D Where did you get it? Or is that a secret along with the possibly-super-bargain price you got it for? omg take pictures with it soon! I dont care of what! Take pictures of the top of Adam’s head or a spoon or the corner of a cupboard… OMG TAKE PICS OF YOUR PUPPY…

    See how excited you get me…

  60. 60 Anonymous

    w00t lifetime warranty… sounds so mafia ;P Just the D70 then? No D70s yet? :D Where did you get it? Or is that a secret along with the possibly-super-bargain price you got it for? omg take pictures with it soon! I dont care of what! Take pictures of the top of Adam’s head or a spoon or the corner of a cupboard… OMG TAKE PICS OF YOUR PUPPY…

    See how excited you get me…

  61. 61 andyrascal

    oh so now im Ahwin?? muahahaha

  62. 62 Anonymous

    oh so now im Ahwin?? muahahaha

  63. 63 kinkybluefairy

    smalls: ha… do they? did you hear my dad tell your dad? oi tell me!

    quilana: D70s leh… no secret lar… but haha i can’t wait to play with it. damn farny la you!

    andy: YEAH! AHWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eh. i better shaddup. i just remembered last nightt >_<

  64. 64 Anonymous

    smalls: ha… do they? did you hear my dad tell your dad? oi tell me!

    quilana: D70s leh… no secret lar… but haha i can’t wait to play with it. damn farny la you!

    andy: YEAH! AHWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eh. i better shaddup. i just remembered last nightt >_<

  65. 65 absolutswen

    hey! question, where exactly in BSC did u get your helium balloons?
    thanks!

  66. 66 Anonymous

    hey! question, where exactly in BSC did u get your helium balloons?
    thanks!

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