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Tuesday February 28, 2006

Published on February 28, 2006 in Uncategorized. 20 Comments

Exactly a year ago, Joyce went cuckoo for balls
And BoonThai shamelessly bounced one in 1U
*click*

What *AM* i Doing -_-

I’m supposed to be writing
But as usual, everytime i take a break
Either i
- Dance in front of my mirror and wave my arms madly
- Blog, hell it relaxes me
- Talk to my dog
Hey watcha doing? Oops did i wake you up? Sorry… So. What did you do today? I see… Well i was more busy okay.

I’m just going to babble here
Reading back my past posts, i realise that i adore reading back my babbling
So i shall just write what i want instead of like all the stupid blog wars going around incessantly nowadays
Or feel obligated to put up pictures of some event/someone’s birthday/etc

Dowan.

NO!

I shall rebel today!

*reads above*
Mmmf.
As you can see, i go abit psychotic when it’s late at night…

0_o

Random pix i never did put up but they’re oh-so-amusing!

Taken during Chinese New Year this year
Hahaha… this photo still cracks me up

My (dare i say it before she hits me) diminutive cousin,
SmallsMinkyMin is the one putting her arms around our kid cousin
Trying to act (protective) grown-up and all, you know

Ew. I hate it when he plays with my toys cos he does stupid things with them -_-

Taken early Jan 06 @ Chilli’s, Bangsar

Hmm i think i like my hair longer in the front + very short at the back
Instead of short in front & back
Abit… monkey-looking >_<

Yes yes i can SEE my braces are yellow okay
They’re yellow because the ceramic ones cannot withstand curry
And i love my curry too much
Leave me alone!!!

This is where i usually go for my fish curry *points up*
*Mmmmmmm*
Fantastic fish curry + veggie + rice + teh ais = RM 5
Damn value right!
What more it’s damn near my house
LinusTheFrog is my Fish Curry Friend haha

Taken outside Zouk… dunno when

Haha bet you forgot that picture ey, Mukati?

Velvet, last year..?

And… oh my god… is that… *pokes*… *prods*…. face fat i see?!?!

*ducks flying bottle*

SuckBallLouis sayang-ing his dog
Aww… what a sweet picture

It’s possibly the only picture i have of Loowee showing off his soft side

You could almost believe he’s not
egoistical/shallow/loud/chauvinistic
…

…

Almost.

I *had* to collect my IC on the second last day of the year

When thousands of people rush to make their new IC
But i just had to COLLECT mine…

Which required 3 hours of waiting in the car

Monday February 27, 2006

Published on February 27, 2006 in Uncategorized. 48 Comments

Exactly a year ago was the Hitz Birthday Bash at Sunway
*click*

All Wet!

Yeah you might need a raincoat!
Shake down!
Dreams walking in broad daylight
Three hunnndred sixty fiveee degrees…
Burning down the house!

Shaking my bum on the chair while listening to The Cardigans + Tom Jones
Now all i need is a cocktail in hand and i’m ready to party sendiri!

I’m bored so i’ll do this cos i could think of stupid answers while reading it off someone’s blog.

Three names you go by:
Joyce
Fairy
Fat-fat -_-

Three things you’re wearing now:
Forever Friends panties
Old beloved shirt with many holes
….
(who says you have to dress properly when you’re working from home?)

Two truths and a lie:
I’ve had two girlfriends at one time
I’ve pierced my clit
I’ve sniffed coke

Things about the opposite sex that appeal to you right now:

Humour

MUSCULAR BOD

CLEANLINESS

Three favourite hobbies:
Partying/socialising/dancing/drinking
Blogging
Cuddling

Three ways you are stereotypically female/male:
(hmm seeing that some people have said before that i should have been a guy, i shall answer *both* ways!)

Female:
I have big tits for my size (ah, bless!)
I have the most atrocious sense of direction
I cry at the slightest emo thing >_< , PassedOutBen likes to call me ‘Crybaby’

Male:
I’m damn egoistical
I’m not like a proper girlfriend sometimes, don’t know how to make time for other half, and run off myself instead (erm but i’ve been working on it and it seems to be all good )

…

Hmm i can only seem to think of two for now
So i *am* all girl after all! Haha.

I Was A Spirit

My sleeping schedule is totally out because of my work now
I woke up early, rushed around all day
And found myself more free at 7pm

I fell over on my bed in defeat after calling someone countless times to no avail
So i couldn’t get answers to my questions
And couldn’t start on my articles
Is it my imagination or do all the magazines want their things early this month
>_<

I realise that *everytime* i nap around sunset
The strangest things will seep into my head

Just now, i dreamt that i was a ghost
And i floated aimlessly around eavesdropping on people i knew
This girl i know from one of the magazines was in it alot
(bleah won’t write her name cos she might read this and perasan!)
And she was hanging around with this guy i didn’t recognise (but i remember how he looks like 0_o)

Somehow
He could tell when i was there
And would step nearer to me everytime i went near them
Which would make me panic

At one point, he got a stronger ‘feeling’
And rushed towards me
I flew off as fast as i could

I hate those dreams where you’re flying and damn kan-cheong
And it’s like everything is in slow motion
Which makes me try harder to ‘fly’ away

Damn tiring

Fai(ry)

FaiTheMai and i argued about fairies just now
Of all the things in the world, he has to emo with me about FAIRIES

“Elves are not fairies,” he argued
“Yes they are. They’re a type of fairy.”
“No they’re NOT!”

I sighed in exasperation.

“*You* want to argue with *me* about fairies?!”
“Elves aren’t fairies! You don’t see people calling Legolas a fairy do you?”
“Hahaha, no, but technically he iS a fairy.”
“Fine, then what kind of elves are there? Huh?”
“There are light elves and dark elves. Dark elves live underground in caves… or garages. And light elves live in the forest.”

Argue argue argue

Fai:
Me:
Kanch:

I come home and i tell AdamPoserPan (oh erm i went weak :p )

“You know, stupid Fai actually argued with me about…. fairies and elves just now.”
“Aren’t elves a type of fairy?”

I gasped in surprise.

“Oh my god! I LOVE YOU! SEE! This is WHY you’re my boyfriend!!!” and flung my arms around his skinny chicken neck.

Monday February 27, 2006

Published on February 27, 2006 in Uncategorized. 56 Comments

I Feel So Retarded

I just clicked on some stupid link that Zaidi posted and…
I couldn’t stop shaking with laughter!
Tell me i’m not retarded….
Please tell me you laughed too when you clicked on it…

UUUHHGGG-rrr!

I seem to be waking up *earlier* then when i was working full-time to do work
0_o
And my mind was so buggered last night, i took ages to fall asleep which is very abnormal really

Was supposed to take a driving lesson today *cough* after dropping off a CD for a mag
But my instructor ffk me again
After i take the time to choose and dress in decent white top and sneakers too
Bah

Gonna go change into a skirt now

Trying to abstain from staying over in Smellie’s place tonight
I can’t believe how weak i am
It’s only been a day!
UGH.

Must… not… be… weak…

*crawls like a starving cave fairy*

Happy Birthday FaiTheMai!!!

I have yet to meet another male who’s so emo like you
Or whose voice shoots into high pitches when emo-ing
But you know i love you muchos anyway

*BIG HUG!*

So last Friday,

Hee hee i will always think of beer, running around and Bangkok when i see Sandra
She’s a wild child yo!

I keep on forgetting Marcus’ name
I think i got it right this time
Did i?
Sorry Marcus!

Everyone keeps on asking me where i cut my hair, where i cut my hair
Okay
I cut my hair at The Lab @ Hartamas okay?
And Rico always does it
There
Now stop asking me already!

PassedOutBen made an appearance!

Urm… *looks at picture* yeah.

FaiTheMai has alot of funny emo expressions:

I give fairy kisses
Kevin gives puggy squeezes
There are many types of squeezes he gives as well

Erm no pictures of QueenKanch or Tarry, or Smellie who came later
Cos i was quite gone by then
*hides face*

Of Boycotts & Detoxes

boy·cott P Pronunciation Key (boikt)
tr.v. boy·cott·ed, boy·cott·ing, boy·cotts
()
To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion.

Joyce boycotting Adam -
To abstain from staying over as an expression of protest and disfavour to filthy apartment, thus coercing owner to buck up

Boycott starts today
*looks to the heavens*
Please God, this is my last resort to take a stance
I can’t believe how easy it is to please me as a girlfriend now
Just have to shower and clean up and i’m happy

Wtf man
I really should start setting my standards higher

HotAlcoJason was in the city again
“Come! Let’s go KLCC and detox!”
“Drink juice? Okay!”
“Yeah! Then later at night, we retox again!”
“What the hell…. bwahahahah!”

I’m Not Blind Yo

In recent months i’ve been getting more of the
“Hi, i read your blog!” comments from strangers
I don’t really mind cos it’s some form of attention
And i would be lying if i said i didn’t like some attention now and then to feed my ego

*looks at ceiling*

But the ones that weird me out is the staring and whispering and pointing
I mean, i’m not blind okay
If you’re standing four feet away from me and shoving your friend to look at me
Obviously i’d turn my head to the small commotion
Wondering whether i’m accidentally flashing some boobie or my skirt got stuck in my thong
And then i’d overhear “kinkybluefairy”

Then suddenly i’m all conscious of the way i stand
Where to look
Is there anything stuck in my braces?

-_-’

BWARGH.

Saturday February 25, 2006

Published on February 25, 2006 in Uncategorized. 24 Comments

Lost The Plot

Erm… so instead of FaiTheMai dying…
This other girl did
Quite shy
She’s blaming the Long Island Tea there
Very lethal

According to Fai, people were asking him whether it was his birthday or her birthday

“It wasn’t a birthday la. It was wedding and birthday combined man.”
- PassedOutBen

“Eh you damn heavy wei. Adam also cannot carry you.” said QueenKanch
“I’m not heavy! He’s WEAK!”

Ugh. So shameless.
I do not want to become one of those stupid girls who get carried out
In fact, i always *mock* those girls that get carried out
UGH.
No more no more!
Nonononononono

Thursday February 23, 2006

Published on February 23, 2006 in Uncategorized. 26 Comments

FaiTheMai dies

… tonight.
Cos tonight, we’re all congregrating at The Loft @ Zouk for TAG
To celebrate his 23rd Birthday, wooo!!!

So if you see him tonight, remember to buy him a shot

Strong Fairy

QueenKanch, MaryBerry and i went for one of the traditional malay massages in Bangsar yesterday (RM60 for an hour)
Tried this place called ‘Amigo’ above TelawiStreetBistro

Kanch and Mary didn’t like theirs
I pretty fancied mine
It was awfully painful but like the lady said,
“No pain, no gain.”

She explained that she was pushing the mucus and bad air out of my body
And she rubbed the painful spots so hard, i had to gulp back my squeals of pain

“Baik juga adik boleh tahan, ada orang marah tau, tapi jika takde sakit, tak payah la buat!”
- “Good also you can take the pain, there are people who get mad, but if there’s no pain, might as well not massage!”

The worst was when she massaged my tummy omfg
It felt like her fingers were poker hot and burning me as she stroked me from the side of my body towards my navel

During my massage, i could hear MaryBerry’s squeals of ticklish laughter and QueenKanch’s bitching

After my healthy torture
She advised me to drink lots of water
Bathe with cold water to get the heat out

The massage was really good

The ambience however, was a bit spoilt
Some annoying loud jeng chinese guys were talking to each other and on the phone really crudely
What the hell are they doing in there making so much noise anyway
Ugh
Massage parlours should really kick these disturbances out
-_-

Wednesday February 22, 2006

Published on February 22, 2006 in Uncategorized. 39 Comments

Exactly a year ago, Joyce had a happy Yee Sang dinner
*click*

Hee hee look! I met Smellie a year ago too!
*click*
At… a… blogger’s meeting -_-
Lameness man.
No romantic story of any sort
A.. *puke*… bloggers’ *gag* meeting…
UGH
What WILL i tell the kids?!
Okay. Kidding.
Don’t panic baby 0_o
More likely *i’ll* panic, keel over and pass out.

Out Of The Ordinary

I spent the whole night at home emo-ing to myself
About work, my relationships with everyone around me
While listening to Sheila Majid and Sade

How very out of the ordinary
For i don’t have time for this nowadays

I tried finding something for Mommy in Bangkok
But eveything i saw, i didn’t think she’d like
Now the guilt that i didn’t get her anything is weighing me down every hour

How very out of the ordinary
For i never cared much before

I feel empty and restless inside
Like i’m supposed do be somewhere else doing something else
I just don’t know what

How very out of the ordinary
“You caught some bird flu issit,” was PassedOutBen’s sarcastic retort

I made myself a cup of Malibu & milk
To drink when i woke up
Tried not to think about how alcoholic that is

How very out of the ordinary
For i’ve stopped drinking by myself in my home for months

Cheating

Yeah, i’m cheating on this post cos i’m cutting out the stuff we did earlier and skipping to the second day of the concert

Behold!

Pics for the Bangkok 100
Rock Festival 2006 in Thailand!

100 Pipers was the whiskey sponsor for the event
It’s a rock concert… but they didn’t have a beer sponsor

Lots and lots of girls ready to suck you to buy whiskey
(not literally la -_- )

Most people resolved to buying beer *outside* the concert area cos it was cheaper
Lots of Thai women with pails went around selling beer
And running away from the security guards who halau-ed them

Beer was going at RM 5 a can
Or RM 10 for three if you bargained

CHEAP RIGHT!!!

Bumped into these two outside

There were three sections for the concert
Section A - RM 500
Section B - RM 300
Section C - RM 170

Considering i bought skirts in Bangkok for a mere 20 ringgit each…
These concert tix are a tad cut-throat for Thais la

Took this just before Placebo came on

Okay don’t bug me for Oasis or Franz Ferdinand pics
I’m damn annoyed also okay
I spent the first concert day in Section A and C cos all my friends were there and i didn’t bother going into the media section

But, obviously, wanting to take nice pics,
I asked the people manning the event where i can go in to take pictures in front of the stage
Cos to *my* knowledge, the media section was in Section B

NOT ONE OF THE FIVE PEOPLE i spoke to
Could tell me in PLAIN SIMPLE FUCKING ENGLISH
That ‘to go there, go *through* the media section cos there’s a barricaded path down the middle’ and not through the back
UGH

What the fuck right
I couldn’t see the barricaded middle cos people were leaning against it to get a better view

UGH

Damn emo, don’t want to talk about it anymore
I only found out about that on the second day when i ventured into the media area to look for Alet

He was wailing, “Oh my goddddd!”
“I know okay. i KNOW.”
“OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! Damn wasted giler!!!”
“I KNOWWW!!!!”