Exactly a year ago… i obviously partied more then i do now
Now i’m just cock-whipped yo

*click*

And Then She Got Shitty McDs

“She did? My word.”
“Yes.”
“I thought all the food that came out of that place had to be the same.”
“Apparently not in this case, the porridge was thicker then usual and the chicken was so dry, she threw most of it away!”
“Joyce? Throwing away food? Unbelievable.”
“Yes, unheard of isn’t it?
“That girl eats everything in front of her.”
“I know, i know. And that’s not all of it.”
“Good Lord, what else?”
“He ordered her a vanilla milkshake see, and they gave her chocolate. So not kicking up a fuss, he went back and re-ordered it without returning the wrong item…”
“And then…”
“And they couldn’t understand English! They stared at him for abit, then handed him a chocolate sundae. ‘Vanilla milkshake.VANILLA MILKSHAKE!’ he kept on saying. And they handed him a chocolate milkshake again.”
“How awful. And to think i was going to head there right now too.”
“I suggest you don’t.”
“Was this the Centrepoint outlet again?”
“No actually! It was the drive-thru at The Curve.”
“Tsk tsk.”

Then my two imaginary friends parted ways and went to eat at better and less disappointing restaurants.
Sometimes i think to myself that i cannot keep up the lifestyle of eating *only* at places which serve wine and some sort of food which i adore.
Then i when i go for McDs, i feel like strangling the living hell out of them.

Smellie went for his short photoshoot (before ta-pauing McD’s for me) cos he’s to be in the Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors thing.

“Are you going to come and support me?”
“Nope.”
“Why not?!”
“Well i’ll definitely go. But i’ll support Andy! Because he’s single and you’re not, so you don’t need anymore attention already haha.”

There seem to be aLOT of friends who are in the list this year.
Either we know the most eligible guys in Kuala Lumpur,
Or the city is running out of bachelors.

I’m sticking with the latter.

There Are No Hot Men In KL.
Not enough anyway.

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McDonald’s 24/7 MY ASS.

Can i have a medium chicken porridge please?
Sorry don’t have
Oh. Okay, can i have a fish one then?
Sorry, don’t have also.
Erm okay, can i have a… McSpicy please?
Sorry, chicken don’t have also. Only got burgers.
…. … … … … … …  nevermind then.

Then we drove away

from Centerpoint.

I couldn’t think of WHAT i wanted from McD’s then.

After hyping my happy self up to buy back some chicken porridge to gulp on after clubbing on a Friday night
I don’t see what’s the FUCKING POINT of having a TWENTY FOUR SEVEN McD’s when it doens’t have MOST of what you want ANYWAY.

TWENTY FOUR

SEVEN MY ASS.

I’m damn pissed off.
I skipped Petaling Street chicken rice
And mamak food
Cos i felt like McD’s
At 4 am

Well.

Fuck you Ronald.

I’m damn pissed off cos now, i’m at home, and i have to cook myself macaroni and cheese when i’m damn pei and i would very much rather have ready-made food.

Edit:
Ho hum, so i cooked a bowl (just enough for me) of mac & cheese
And AdamPoserPan was peering over my shoulder trying to steal it when i settled down to gobble it up

Wait. I didn’t cook for him cos he *doesn’t* eat okay.
Then now suddenly he wants to eat

“I’m doing you a favour,” said he, referring to my accumulated CNY wobbly bits
“Whatever.”

But i let him eat most of it anyway cos
How CAN you refuse a malnourished-looking person food?

It’s just wrong.

Haha.