URGH *bangs head*

Keith from 8TV called me up a couple of weeks back asking me to help them spoof Adam for something they’d show on Valentine’s Day

I agreed.

So the small crew came over during CNY week
They wanted me to blar Smellie for working and not spending Valentine’s Day with me
I retorted, “But i hate Valentine’s Day… that would be misportraying my beliefs!”
So they changed direction and got me to blar about all his bad habits with the ending
“… but i still love you anyway!”

So cheesy but yeah.

I blared about his messy room.
How he uses more shit for his face and hair then i do.
How his white boy side comes out and he doesn’t shower.
And…
Erm… they found his weight gain in the kitchen…

After filming, i got worried that Smellie might get upset with me when it came out :p
But i still kept mum about it like they asked me to

Knowing its airing tonight
I sat myself down at the TV
Looked at the time - 11:26 pm
Oh still got time
So i switched channels to Star Movies for a bit

Just a few minutes it was, i SWEAR

Then when i switched back, it was over

…..

-_-

-_-

-_-

 

I. Missed. It.

I MISSED IT.

WTF.
I stalked back to the pc to continue my work, growling like a cave fairy.

DreamerCyn smsed me 5 minutes later
“Lol. Funny quickie”

I called her
She was still hooting with laughter

“HAHAHAHA!!! Pete and i were watching it together…”
“I’m so ANNOYED! I missed it by like, 10 seconds. UGH. Did i look stupid?”
(obviously i was more concerned about how i appeared them him, hell, it’s not everyday i appear on tv like *some* people)
“No darling, you didn’t, you looked sleepy though… HAHAHAHA… the weight gain… HAHAHAHA!!!”

A bit difficult to understand her in between her spurts of laughter

Well he’s not mad at me
*phew*

Maybe it’s cos i asked him to go game before picking me up at 1 so i could get more work done
Now how many guys can say their girlfriend asked them to go gaming on Valentine’s Day eh

What the fuck am i doing
I’m supposed to write an advertorial article for Faces and instead i’m… blogging

*bangs head on table again*

Better get to it before PrincessAnna turns into Anna’sGonnaKickMyAss

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5:15 am

Done. For this one.
Gonna go to sleep in a bit, Smellie’s already off in Dreamland

Tomorrow’s going to be a looooong day…
Photo thing in morning,
Then have to edit them
Then i have the 1,500 article
And i have to pack
I haven’t packed nuts yet (as usual)

Everything has to be done!

Cos i leave at 6:30 in the morning (fuck it! i shan’t sleep then!) for

Bangkok

*woot*

*yay*

*hoorah!*

*does little fairy dance*

Sorry la so jakun.
I know i’ve been to so many other countries, but i just haven’t been to Thailand before okay.
Vely the exciting for me
*glee*

See! See! I can’t keep it inside!

And, and, so many people are going!

FaiTheMai and i were on the phone:

“Oh yeah you going Bangkok this weekend right?”
“Yup yup!”
“So no TAG for you… haha. You’ll miss TAG.”
“Oh yeah hor… nonsense. TAG will miss *me*.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“…*tries to will short-term memory brain to recall something* … … waIT! Lim is going to Bangkok too! Sue said they’re playing there on Fri night!”
“aH?! Really?”
“YEAH! So i’m not gonna miss TAG! TAG’s coming with me! AHAHA! WEE!”

 

Saturday Sprint

AdamPoserPan went for some Martell Singles Party that night
*raises eyebrow slightly*
He said it’s for work/exposure bla bla bla
I said okay

So next time when i have to go for a single’s party for work also can, right?

AhwinAndy and i drove all the way to God Knows Where for BubblyBelindaC’s CNY open house
(okay fine, so Azwin drove and i just sat in the car and spouted gibberish)

“Joyce, you know where we are right?”
“Erm… subang?”
“…NO!!!!…”
“….:p ….”

Daymn boy.
You know the urban legend where Joyce’s directions suck?
Well it’s all true.

AhwinAndy tried taking pictures of me
He took alot
But they all kinda sucked

Stupid Sam had to pinch me under my chin for extra fat -_-

We rushed to FaiTheMai’s place cos PassedOutBen was to spin at 11:30
I told Ben we’d be at HardSequence by 11pm

We reached the mai’s place at 11pm
I started kicking up a big fuss

“Fai! Stop playing games! Go CHANGEEEE!!!! We’re already lateeee!!!!”

“No! No playing games Azwin, we gotta go already, c’monnnn!!!”

“Faiiii hurry up!, come i switch off the room lights for you!”
“Wait wait! I got to take something. -_- “

We finally reached Saxophone and i went right to the front to show my big fat fairy face in front of Ben to show him i was there.

Nottifish

Right, Guy?
I guess i can say my brother has excellent results to compensate for my hotness.
And your brother has… a big mouth

I wasn’t in a total picture-taking mood so i didn’t snap much

*giggles*
SowTheGoat always makes me laugh

Saxophone was way more crowded then last time, when the BassAgents had an event there
Which is great for them

But it was damn chat hot la…
Which is not so great for me
*whiny bitch*

So i decided to leave for Cynna at 1 am with MuskularMark

The jockey took 45 minutes to get his car out of their disorganized parking.

Forty five minutes -_-

FORTY FREAKING FIVE minutes!!!

By the time we got to Cynna,
It was 2 am and

Everyone Was Tipsy

…except for us 
Said hi to birthday girl KimRaymond who flurried off
Said hi to everyone around bla bla bla
It’s damn tiring to make small talk with drunk people when you’re not happy tipsy yourself
:p

I went looking for Mark
“Let’s to go the bar!”
“Yes, let’s!”

So we pushed our way there
Ordered Sambuca shots
And who would suddenly show up and swing me up in a hug but…

HotAlcoJason

At first i was staring at Adrian rather strangely, thinking
What the fuck is he wearing… it’s so… redneck 0_o

He could just barely pull it off because of his height and build
We got talking and he’s an attached model with Looque as well
Figures

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Say What?!

Say clubbing on a Sunday night.

Ridiculous.

Yes! Ridiculous, i say.
But i did that just now.

Was supposed to go for just dinner at Starhill
Ended up drinking and shaking my booty at The Loft with ChatterboxJojo and co.
0_o
Then i realised that everyone else there have abnormal work times/freelancing
That makes sense, then, cos hey
I’m that now too, ain’t it?

The problem with having so much happy time is taking too many pictures to blog, spending more money then i make (lemme check) and the possibility of getting into the whole habit of lazing, which hell i hope i don’t fall into.

So let’s see
Now that i’m unemployed (gawd i love saying that)
My agenda for the week is:
- waking up late
- watching DVDs
- meeting up with some friends i promised to see
- *try* not to drink so much
- some wine event
- slipping on my bikini, splashing around the pool, read my book, have a cocktail and call everyone else who’s working just to annoy them *woohoo*

Oh, and a couple of photoshoots so that i don’t feel absolutely useless and have no purpose in life
>_<

GAWD.

I love freelancing.
I can feel it embracing me back already!

*

I just read everything above and realised i’m cocking with myself.
Obviously i can’t STAND not doing much
Cos i get restless
Which leads to moody
Which leads to poor Smellie getting the brunt of it

Oh dear.
Let’s just see where this goes ey.

: : Edit : :

What i’m supposed to do this week?!?!
Omfg i’m to fly to Bangkok on Thursday
I CAN’T believe i forgot about it..

0_o

So…

I guess i have to slot in the pool-lounging session for Tuesday instead of Fri

 

The Page Turns &

An Exciting New Chapter Begins

Thank you.

For teaching me

That there really are evil people out there in the world
That words are words and sometimes, every single word can be a lie
That forging letters using the name ‘Mark’ doesn’t get you into jail
That someone i considered a confidante and respected superior could stab us all in the back over and over again without us knowing it…

Right after the shit hit the fan,
Everyone, including my own boyfriend, came up to me and sympathetically said
“I Told You So.”
Yes they all did, but i was giving one the benefit of the doubt
I don’t regret it because it’s my principle (trying not to fall prey to rumourmongers) and meeting someone like you won’t change it

The media industry is small and i have no doubt you’ll have what’s coming to you one day.

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Today is my last day with FACES as a full-timer
So everyone can stop asking me “I thought you stopped already?”
Obviously there is a month’s notice when i give in resignation letter right

I was clearing away my desk:
My Little Pony shelf stickers
Photos of Smellie, BalaTania and RinaThePowerpuff
Fairy figurines
Fairy/Design/Art books
Kitschy Dick & Jane calendar

PrincessAnna looked on forlornly

“Nah,” i handed her some leftover BacardiLimon that was sitting on my desk, “For you to remember me by and drink when you miss me.”
PrincessAnna:   

Our memorable moments:

*

Partying with you for the first time in Penang
Along with KennyT, LynnzterSillyWabbit, BadBoyBen, Ern, Frostie, etc.

That was seriously one of the wildest nights la

*click*

*

The time it was raining heavily and we wanted to ta pau food from the back lane
We both wore makeshift coats and hats made from waterproof paper used to wrap the magazines for delivery

We were doubled-over laughing so hard, we almost didn’t notice
The workers at the neighbouring offices laughing at us as well

But it’s a bit difficult not to notice great hoots of laughter when they’re all looking in our direction…

*

I was bored and wanted to walk to the grocery shop behind the office to buy drinks
“Do you want juice? Or Vitagen? I’m going to the shop.”
“Ookay, Vitagen!”
“Okay.”

So off i went.
My eyes wandered to the other products in the refrigerator
Paid i did, and pottered back to the office

PrincessAnna took her stuff
“Joyce. You were supposed to buy me Vitagen… and you bought me beer.” -_-’
I laughed back happily, “The beer was just next to it! Mag just went out to print! Nothing to do wut… so celebrate la!”

Me:
Anna: …..
Both of us:

*

I will miss sitting next to you everyday
But you know i’ll still pop by with ‘drinks’ now and then

I will still be freelancing for FACES as well as other publications
So if you need some photography or writing done
You know who to contact