Exactly a year ago, Joyce blogged about Zoukfest 2005
*click*

Hmm suddenly got asked to help out with some writing
So will be working this and next week

The Whole Couple Name Thing

So there was Brad and Jennifer
And there was Bennifer

Then there blew up Katie and Tom
And there was Tomkat

Now that Brad’s with Angelina
It’s Brangelina
And when he’s with Maddox
It’s Braddox

0_o

So since there’s Adam and me…
Is it Aoyce?

That’s damn dumb.

-_-

And anyway, why must the guy’s name always come first?
*emo*
If its the other way around, then it’ll be Jadam.

…

…

Which doesn’t sound very nice either.
I need a new boyfriend with a nicer name to go with mine.
 

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When You’re Unemployed…

QueenKanch and i had different agenda for the day
I have yet to go through my ‘Things To Do’ list
But she managed to get me to partake in her excursion to Midvalley Megamall in the afternoon
“Just as well…” thought i

I could get groceries for the apartment
And she could get her skin products
I should just call her SkinObsessiveKanch instead of QueenKanch

Searching for parking was a bitch and a half
“I damn stress wei… i damn stress…” she moaned for 15 minutes
I couldn’t share her agony because of my lack in driving skills (and license :p )
So i just nodded my head sympathetically and patted her back reassuringly

We surveyed for parking spots, as well as the many people leisurely walking back and forth with shopping bags
“Fuck man, these people don’t need to work one ar…” she complained
“…. like us la.” i replied stonily
>_<

We organised our walking plan and got started
In between we sauntered into Zara where i rather fancied some pieces they had there
Quite alot of pieces, actually
Remember all the clothes you haven’t worn yet from Bangkok… remember!! The dresses… and the tops… and skirts… and after Bangkok you went shopping as well… NO SHOPPING!!!
So i fingered the material, imagined it on me, pressed my lips tight and dragged Kanch and myself out the door

Ah. I do have willpower after all.
*inward sob*

Weeks ago, QueenKanch and i thought of joining Amazing Race - Asian Series
Someone mentioned, “Joyce wants to join!? With her sense of direction!?”
Okay so maybe they made alot of sense after all
Because i couldn’t even find the chicken in the super
0_o

But i thought about it because
I am sporting!
I’m not afraid of heights and am great at balancing!
I could grin and yak to people and get help!
I run fast!
Anyway, it requires the possession of a driver’s license to join…
So that kinda fucked it off for moi

“Joyce, just tell me what you want to get and i’ll tell you exactly where it is okay.”
“Hmph. Fine.”

I got the usual meat, pasta, veg, cheese, and milk
Oh and wine of course

As we went to fetch the milk, Kanch called after me
“Where are you going?!?! The low fat milk is hereeee!”

The prolonged action of my body turning around brought with it slit eyes
“WhY would i need low fat milk?”
“Hee hee hee.”
“Fuck you okay. I don’t NEED low fat milk. Full cream milk is much nicer. HA! PENUH KRIM!!!” I yelled albeit maniacally as i snatched it up and chucked it into my basket

Grocery shopping is not cheap >_<
So i went to the ATM again right after paying
Where we bumped into Fono
He peered into my Carrefour plastic bags
“Groceries?”
“Yeah. To cook supper. For Adam.”
“Awww what a sweet girlfriend!”
*grunt*

The Power Of Xiaxue

This is probably the first time something that Xiaxue wrote has affected me
I absolutely agree with her that too many girls don’t take the effort to learn how to put on make-up
I detest the whiny ones who pester me on how i do mine and that they don’t know how to do theirs
“Practice la fuck! What, you think i could do it from the moment i was born? Just TRY and you’ll be able to do it after some practice!” I always sigh exasperatedly

Make-up is an art
Not an inborn skill

So anyway, after reading her post about fake eyelashes
Everytime i use mascara, i feel like an idiot and swear to try fake eyelashes
Even though i love my mascara and people think i’m using eyeliner when i haven’t
I’m not swearing that fake eyelashes are better then mascara
I just won’t knock it till i’ve tried it personally
The only time i’ve had fake ones are when i’ve been made up for event work and i’ve never put them on myself before

“You know, i feel like trying fake eyelashes ever since i read what Xiaxue wrote,” i commented to Kanch
“Oh my god! Me too!” she laughed

I honestly don’t see why she would need fake ones when her Indian lashes are freaking long already heh

But hell yeah, we bought them lashes at Sasa
And since my current eyelash curler is old and dusty *yuk*
I went to get a new one at Shu Uemura
*The* eyelash curler

It’s like a known *the* item
When i want to get cola, i get Coke
When i want a fashion mag, i get Vogue
When i want wine, i drink dry reds
When i get lip gloss, i go to Dior
When i get eyeliner, i go to Chanel
And when i wanted an eyelash curler
Shu Uemura it was
Raved about and glorified endlessly, let’s see whether the famed eyelash curler lives up to more then its RM 50

Jeez
This has GOT to be the most bimbo post i’ve done in ages…
Grocery shopping la, fake eyelashes la, curlers la…

0_o

Smellie just called
We’re to go paintballing, a show and he’s going for football
All in one day
“I feel like some sport.” says he
“Yea sure, it’ll be fun!” i agreed gleefully

Five minutes later, beef arose inside

Want some sport and

exercise…???

Want some excercise then

clean up the place la TIU

                   

URGH. I feel alot of anger in me *Yoda-like voice*
Need to calm down

Calm. Down.

*sips more wine*