Archive for March, 2006

Monday March 6, 2006

KinkyBlueFairy Blow-up Dolls

I was having a jolly time with QueenKanch, FaiTheMai and Akhi
AdamPoserPan called

“Are you going to sleep over tonight?”
“Erm…. maybe….”
“What? Sleep over!”
“Dowan.” *jual mahal*
“Pleasssssssssseeeee!!”
“oKAY. What about your room?! Are you gonna clean your room?!”
“We’ll clean it together tonight okay?”

Click.
End of conversation.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
That wasn’t part of the deal…
Why do *i* have to help when i didn’t CREATE the mess
-_-’

After midnight and alcohol
Like a regular good girlfriend, i pottered home

Bugger was gaming -_-

“Hey… i thought you were gonna clean your room
“I’m tired baby…”
“Tired, always tired. Always blame work. Then ask me to stay over for WHAT.”
“… … cos i wanted to sleep next to you…”
“Might as well get a blow-up doll that looks like me.”

Evil Joyce.
:p


George Gershwin. I Like.

You know you’re a fan of George Gershwin
When you step in from fiddling with the lock in the storm
(Why is it always i get the wrong key when it’s pouring and i’m too vain to carry an umbrella…)
And upon flopping down, my mother’s choice of radio
Washes over me
And its my favourite tune from him - Rhapsody in Blue

All is right again

Joyce loves George


Bottom L-R: JD (from Pop Shuvit, the only reason i remember JD is cos i think ‘ooh Jack Daniels :p ), ME, GermanMurat, Cammy in pretty pink skirt.
2nd row: Roshan from K-Town Clan holding a can, Rudy, SmallSerenaC,  and JJ at the end
3rd row: Smellie in the middle, with Pietro next to him
Back: i see PhatFabes, Adam from Dragonred and bla bla bla lazy already

Just one picture first from last weekend cos now i have to go out
HAHAHA

: : edit : :

ok let’s see
WELL. I had an excellent night out with WongEugene
At Vogue

I forced him to go there cos i had photography i had to pass to Jovin
And we had lots of happy beer and chit chat
He’s one of those guys i don’t have to think when i talk to him
Just flow flow flow chitty chat

Nice.



A Little Cow Told Me

I took a walk to the field with thorns and dandelions
Cos you told me to
And i agreed
I came across a cow
He went right
So did i

He moved left
So did i

Then he told me
Yes, the little cow told me
(He wasn’t very big you see)

And i got all upset
But he swore me to secrecy
Not to tell you

So i didn’t

I kept quiet
And to my word
And not a word breathed i

So i went along
Crossed the field of thorns and dandelions
And came across a big ditch
Filled with mud and stones and bugs

I tripped
Clumsy me
And the little cow saw me
He didn’t say anything, don’t blame him
Because he didn’t have to this time
But i knew

The little cow stared at me
Covered in mud, brittle and sand
I held back my tears
Yet the little cow pressed his lips tight
As i kept mine and my eyes from spilling with tears

The little cow turned away

I got up and got on with my journey

“Maybe i’m the one that’s wrong
Maybe i’m the one that can’t see her point of view
Maybe i’m being insensitive
Maybe she’s going through a hard time and i’m not there for her
Maybe i should just shut up”

But she wasn’t there for you
The dratted little cow whispered
Shut up!
I sternly shot back

:I trod on
And the little cow followed close behind
I had hoped that he’d leave me in time
That he’d get tired or bored
But he didn’t

 

And it was later when the trees told me
She sold your bracelet
The one that you  lent her
I kept a  tad of faith
Are you sure?

Then the birds told me as well
And i was sure
My heart broke
Slightly

Ever so slightly
Because since the first betrayal have i learnt
To love myself
And keep close ones that hold my treasure
As far away as possible
As possible

I’m not sure whether she’s too far now
But i know i tried keeping her along with my gold i gave with willing heart

And if she never sails back
At least i knew i waited
And am still waiting to this day
For her ship to sail my way

 

Sunday March 5, 2006

Exactly a year ago, *click*

It’s Official

AdamPoserPan has left Fly FM
And has moved on to Hitz dot eff em

Obviously that was why i went to Malacca in the first place for the Hitz.FM Birthday Bash
Cos they were officially announcing it then
And under Terms & Agreements of Being a Fabulous Girlfriend
I went there because its an important day for him

His first show is tomorrow morning
As he’ll be doing the Top 30 with SmallSerenaC

10 am - 2 pm

 

 

Friday March 3, 2006

Malacca Malacca

Will be off to Malacca in… three hours

So much for sleep.

For the Hitz.FM Birthday Bash
It’s gonna be wiiiiiiiild at night

FaiTheMai was craving for ice cream today (like a freaking pregnant woman)
AzwinAndy was whining for proper food
So after they were shouting in the car
We went for proper food

Then AdamPoserPan forgot to buy Fai ice-cream

Then Fai got even MORE emo


Bumi Upper Hand

Went looking at this apartment today which was beautiful
I saw the quotes they listed down
And GAPED

There was a list of discounts due to certain factors like
Early bird, 20%
And others i forgot
Because the one that caught my eye was

Bumis (malays and lain-lain) get RM 81 fucking K off!!!

THAT’S ALOT OF K

0_o

Okay, the apartment was just above RM 1 mil but still…

Mmf.

 

Thursday March 2, 2006


I’m Really Forcing Myself

To go for my stupid driving lessons today
So it’s vaguely possible that i might get my license by the time Ash gets back
If i were to fetch her around the way she fetched me,
I probably have to drive her 37,484,797,938,130 times
0_o

Can you imagine if i fuck up my lessons worse then the little secondary school kids there?
Ugh. Will be damn shy.

RainbowGayDave is here. Time to indulge in naughty stories and koay teow!


Damn. Pei.

I just finished my last bit ‘o work for the week
And it’s so gross but i just realised…
I haven’t showered or slept for two days
*feels chin*

Nope, no beard.

I was asked to take pictures for something last minute tonight
But obviously i couldn’t cos of the other work -_-
Damn
WHY must they clash and make me miss out on the money…
I swear there’s a conspiracy going on  >_<

*still stoning*

Ohmygod.
I’m free.
I have NO WORK tonight…

*still stoning*

No prizes guessing where i’m going to go now

 

Wednesday March 1, 2006

Exactly a year ago, AndrewBNBC lured a little girl to her candyshop
And Joyce got more balls
*click*

My Brother, NickIsTaller

When i was with PassedOutBen
We rambled on endlessly like how we always do

“The electricity went out just now, damn panic.”
“Then how?”
“Luckily i saved my work man. My brother came downstairs to turn it back on, he was saying ‘bathe hot water also cannot’ haha. And he was in his shorts and eh, my brother has a hot body man.”
“You’re so sick man, Joyce. Saying your brother is hot.”
“It’s not sick la! It’s a compliment!”
I don’t say my sister is hot.”
“You don’t because… haih i dunno la. Anyway. Good la he’s hot. Bachelor! *woot*”
“Bachelor? He’s single meh? Broke up with his girlfriend already ar?”
“No la, he’s with her. Single as in, single till married la.”
“Then why you say bachelor -_- “
“Cos he’s hot! And nice! And if any girl does ANYTHING to him, i’ll fucking kick her ass.”

Erm, not trying to threaten you or anything yea Rebecca?


Chinese New Year 2006

I remember how i told you we’d play ‘racing’ when we were young
You were like, two.
Dunking you into my doll’s pram, i sped up and down the hallway
Till the wheels tripped and i smashed your face into the marble floor
Then I got smashed also… by Mommy

I remember i got damn emo
When i used all my pocket money when i was 9 and got you Jurassic Park toys for your birthday
And you didn’t give me anything for my birthday -_-

And how i hated you till i was in my teens
Because Mommy revered you for being the son - super Chinese thinking
Everything you wanted, you got.
Everything where there was two, you always got the biggest and the best.
You always got the faster bike.
You always got the window seat in the plane.
You always got to choose where you want to sleep when we went on holiday.
You always got the bigger basin to bathe in (even though *i* was older and bigger and it didn’t make sense to me)
You got to choose first when we got a double-decker bed.
You got more pocket money then i did when we were the same age (she said you ate more wtf)
You got to choose which room you wanted first when we moved house.
The only thing i got was:
I always got the blame whenever we fought
Cos everything was my fault
Cos i’m the older one
Cos i should know better
Cos you’re the boy

Wah, so much beef man 
Last time la, now no more beef okay

I remember how you kept mum when i snuck out
I’d creep downstairs and whisper
“Remember, if anything, i’m SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.”
And run off and you never did say anything
Even though you always gave me that disapproving look

I remember dreaming before that you died
*touch wood*
And i cried like a motherfucker
And started appreciating you more

I remember i always borrowed money from you in college
Cos i always spent mine on clothes and going out

I remember all those inconvenient times (i still do this haha)
When the stupid pc would PMS on me
And i’d yell for you
Even though you were sleeping/tired/eating/going out
You’d always fix it for me

And of course
I remember when we both grew older
And started actually talking to each other
That you have a sense of humour very much like Daddy

Anyway, NickIsTaller is 21 this year
Last December, he just graduated as one of the top students in his uni (unless Mommy’s been exaggerating, but then again, i remember Johnson telling me how his GPA damn high)
And he’s already working full-time in Ernst & Young

     

Ah… my little brother… all grown up *emo*



Urh…

… I just read some old Friendster testimonials while taking a break
And there are poems on the first two pages that two people wrote

Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
The amazing alcoholic beauty.
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
Everybody loves this cutie!

She’s fabulous, lovely, and so short,
She can barely take it.
She drinks so much and when she’s had nuff,
She tries her best to contain it…
To contain…to contain…to contain…to contain.

Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
She’s the one that you’d love to meet.
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
Sipping Malibu she can’t be beat.
The short and irresistable miss…
The most alcoholic who ever lived.
Joyce the fairy here she is!

- TimmyTimTim, Sept 6th 2005

She JoyceTheFairy,
Probably cousin to the Energizer Bunny,
From the parties and drinks its kinda
scary,
She’s smart, she’s wild but she’s
happy,
Like a kid on the street with a candy,
She JoyceTheFairy.

- AndrewBNBC, April 30th 2004

0_o’

I totally forgot about those…
Not very good to be associated with alcohol so… vehemently
>_<

It felt good reading back some of my testimonials
Made me realise i’ve lost contact with alot of people
I used to be close to
Before all of us got devoured with our working lives



Well Whoopdeedoo


I feel so damn fucking pei under self house arrest for the past few days
My thoughts jump from topic to topic and the facts are intruding my quiet time even

There’s nothing interesting that happened.

What, that i have two cups of water next to me, but i’m so restless i walk to the fridge anyway to get water to drink?
Well whoopdeedoo.

That i read my fairy books when my eyes get tired of the screen?
Well whoopdeedoo.

That i have so many items of clothing that i just realised there is not enough space to keep them all?

Perhaps this is a sign you’re supposed to move out from your parents’ place.. when your stuff accumulates and you can’t very well ask them to throw *their* stuff out…  Or maybe, i can shift a bunch of them over to Smellie’s like he asks me to… but then they’ll get lost among his shit then i’ll get emo and throw myself off the balcony -_-

Oh darn now i can’t use that whoopdeedoo line.

The only people i saw today were my family and PassedOutBen
I ranted and let out pent-up chattering to him the moment i stepped into his car
By the time i came home, i was absolutely silent

Like a little kid that got released from kindergarten and tired herself out just ready for nap time.

But no.

I WISH it was nap time.

It’s work work work…
I actually made some (itsy) progress to send my CV out today
After thinking that maybe freelancing isn’t exactly what i want to do right now…
Maybe i *do* want a proper full-time job now and freelance later…
Maybe i’m just whining cos all my work had to clash these few days

Maybe i just need to shut up, stop writing crap here and finish my work
Maybe i just need a big fat drink to cheer me up