Archive for April, 2006

Sunday April 30, 2006


Alamak, Apa Ni…

I just got home from furniture and duvet shopping with the boys
I wanna blog my pictures also cannot
Got to go out for dinner with family then go over to Smellie’s to continue moving

TL takes pretty long to choose a duvet cover

Like, damn long
-_-’

But because he’s so freaking nice, it’s impossible to get impatient with him
I damn layan somemore
“Just pick the one with the bunny rabbits! It’d probably bring you good luck so you can hump like a rabbit!”

He so ignored me.
He wanted some dull-coloured covers

“Get the lime and blue ones! Happy colours!”
“I don’t want happy colours.”

-_-’

Hee hee i got SUCH an ADORABLE picture of him testing out the pillows

I also got a not-so-adorable picture of two buffoons fooling around with a new duvet

 

Saturday April 29, 2006

Oh, The Decency!

Been looking for a decent dress to wear tonight
I say decent because it’s for a church friend’s wedding dinner
And… even though i don’t show my face there anymore, i still *try* to dress decently and cover all my tattoos in their presence *looks at ceiling*

I gave up after awhile and came downstairs to blog kekeke

That was last Thursday night when i ventured out alone
Went to a small private party at Bar Savanh where everyone either seemed to have something to do with horse riding, ice hockey or business
Wonder where i fit in  0_o
But i had fun listening to Sharifi tell me about how he started riding, all his travels and stories about his kids
:D

Yesterday was the whole Cleo Bachelor hoo ha

Gerald took me out for dinner at Vincenzo @ Bangsar since he couldn’t make it to my birthday
That man is always jetsetting around the place, i can’t keep up!
I had cod fish    and gorgeous shiraz
Time seriously flew and i didn’t realise how late it was
Supposed to be at Zouk to layan all my so-called ‘bachelor’ friends at 10:30 pm

I reached at midnight
How Joyce-typical
:p

The dinner made me damn full
So i slothed around the VIP area sipping on wine, trying to convince my bloated stomach that it could still take some alcohol

Alamak still got alot of pictures and bitching i wanna do but i HAVE to go get ready for the dinner
-_-

 

Thursday April 27, 2006

Exactly a year ago, things have changed only slightly ;)
*click*

How Joyce Is Dumb

Everytime people ask me how many people visit my site, i simply say
“Not alot la. About 200 a day…”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, it’s my blog right. Of course i’m sure. I have the counter. Stop asking me.”

And that would be that.

EelaineFireangel was asking me on MSN the same question
I replied
Not alot wan la, about 100 plus to 200 plus uniques
How can
Really
Where is your counter? I don’t see it on your main page
Oh you can see it on my comments page

There was a long pause
Then she replied

*vomits blood*
0_o
*coughs blood*
Whattttt
If you put it on your comments page, it only counts the number of people visiting your comments page la!!!!
omg really
OMG
Oops heh
Can you imagine how many people visit your blog if that many visit your comments page?!

I could practically hear her yelling at me in cyberspace.
Damn scary

So after that we tried putting a counter on my main page
But stupid fucking xanga doesn’t allow me to put it on my Paid For template -_-
So she got PaulTan  to help me do it and after fiddling around with the javascript, he managed to put it on (though the only lack i have are referrals)

I told AdamPoserPan and FaiTheMai about it

Adam: I told you so! There were definitely more people then that reading it
Me: Blar, i thought my counter was correct wut

FaiTheMai: I thought you knew!
Me: No, i didn’t
FaiTheMai: I thought you knew! *repeats himself*
Me: No, i didn’t! Now i know la okay -_-

Yeah
So from thinking that a few people read my blog a day to the actuality of 2,000 unique ones a day is… flattering and intimidating

Thoughts of
Eeyer… now i will think of how many people will read it before writing something more personal
comes up, to
Hee hee hee can promo TL kau kau *sneaky grin*


New Pixie Cut


I FINALLY got time to go for a haircut
This time i tried Milkah who operates from Qube @ Plaza Damas
Wee hee i love it!
After she forced me to keep my hair for one month plus, hell, it’d better be worth it!
I have this SuperThinShort fringe now which reminds me of SueThePixie

MaryBerry: You look more chinese
Me: I *am* chinese -_-

Still haven’t blogged my own birthday
Damn alot of pictures la… gonna wait till i knoW i have a few hours in a stretch to do nothing

Monday i was an indian girl’s coolie
Yesterday i was the white boy’s coolie, helping him carry groceries
The only thing i got were caramel desserts, loads and loads of tomato juice and cheese to go with my wine

I realise i got so many bottles of nice wine for my birthday! (the leftovers that weren’t consumed the same night anyway)
And it’s SO GREAT i can happily arrange my wine and alcohol stock in a corner without anyone taking it

For one, Smellie doesn’t drink
And TL drinks… Shandy! So cute! Haha

Oh yeah we finally moved

So for now, i’m all shut up about the mess cos there isn’t any
Hmm i see Smellie making an effort to be cleaner by using a plate when eating in bed
Golly! A sight never seen before.

And TL sweeps the living room before he goes to bed!
Walau

There are lots of boxes at the side from the new entertainment system someone bought

Many many boxes

Big happy boxes

“Eh… when you throw all the boxes away, can leave one for me please?”
“…*laughs* What, you wanna play with it?”
“Yeah!… sorry, was really deprived as a child, haha!”
“Okay, we’ll keep a box for you.”
*sounds like a father talking to a five-year-old child*
“Yay! I can sit in it… and urm drink wine.”
“If one day i come home from work and see you sitting in a box peeking at me, i’m walking out.”
“Hmph.”

Besides my errands of a haircut, grocery shopping, trying not to shop (hey that’s an effort okay!), i went for another driving lesson yesterday
It was damn hot
I tried dressing like a kid so that i don’t look like some old fart taking her driver’s license bloody six years after she’s legally able to

My phone rang while i was driving with the instructor next to me
I reached for it cos i never know when it’s for work
And ended up talking on the phone while practising driving
>_<
But he didn’t scold me

Oh! Oh!
I parked Smellie’s car yesterday 
He made me do it but yelled out to brake even though i was parking soooooo slowly near the wall 

I got alot of shit to do today la
Bathe StevenTheSpaniel, groom him
Sort out all my shopping

I whined to Daddy
“I have no more space to put my clothes… i’ve been having the saME two cupboards since i was 13!”
“This is good incentive for you to stop shopping
“Mmmmf 

My clothes are all in my cupboard, suitcase, on the suitcase, on my bed, on my clothes rack and in a big plastic bag
And they’re all clean
And new

Ok ok no more shopping
NO MORE SHOPPING

 

Tuesday April 25, 2006

Actually

I think we all insert the word ‘actually’ too much into our sentences
So many of us
Including me
Example: “Actually, the top is actually not very expensive.”

So salah right

Last Friday i went for Emmeline’s birthday party @ Zeta Bar
I guess i could say Friday was a marathon night which i haven’t done for ages and ages
First i was at Velvet *zzzz*
Then i had dinner and beer with FaiTheMai at the improved Terrace Bar
Then i headed off to KL Hilton with May and AdrianTheModel at 11pm

Quite a few people were admiring the necklace YC made me for my birthday

LimDJBunga: Did YC make that?… Haha i knew it! It’s so her

Zalia of Hilton: Wow… nice necklace!!

AdrianTheModel was throwing chips into the air and catching them in his mouth
At swanky Zeta Bar!
The Horror!

I looked at him in disdain
Models… pfffft,” i pooh-poohed him

He just grinned and continued doing it
-_-

Then FaiTheMai came to join us for a bit

We decided to leave at 2am

To Cynna, ok bla bla bla Smellie’s here cdannot blog anymore tata

 

Monday April 24, 2006


click for bigger image

Watch Out Kuching!

The pug and fairy are coming to town!
WEEE!!!!

But not yet la.

In July for the Rainforest Musicfest!!!
Managed to cajole KinkyPugKevin to come for it since he loves music and carefreeness so much
As do i!

I loved it so much last year
It’s the BEST event i’ve ever gone to among all the raves, concerts, parties, etc cos it just fills me up in some cheesy loved-up manner

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!


Prime Meat

On Saturday morning, Smellie and i were drifting in and out of sleep
When we finally ’sort of’ awoke, we babbled about nonsensical things

“Do you know when our one-year anniversary is?”
“…. oh my god.”
“What?”
“It’s today isn’t it?”
I paused, “Mmmmf.”

He jumped-sat up in bed with the enthusiasm of a clown on New Year’s Eve.

“It’s today! Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary, baby!!!”

I just lay there stonily, “Mmmf.”

“I love you!! Happy anniversary!!!”

Good God he was still at it.
I didn’t know whether to merajuk or bang him on the head or laugh.
Finally i broke his gila tirade -

“Eh.”
“Yes baby?”
“It’s tomorrow la doofus.”
“….. oh.”

Damn useless can die dot com.

Later in the day, TL (being the perfect romantic guy) asked the DamnUselessCanDieDotCom, “So, what romantic anniversary thing are you planning or getting?” (something along those lines la)

DamnUselessCanDieDotCom: “Er…”

I saved him by popping my head from the back of the carseat
“Talk about birthday present before anniversary one la. Haijo.”

……

BEEF.


I Osowan

I woke up Sunday feeling like dim sum
Supposed to have lunch with PassedOutBen but… he was still passed out

And i was starving

So TL took me to eat chicken rice in SS2 while AdamPoserPan was working at 1U

And then, being in Terms & Conditions of Fabulous Girlfriend, i went there to teman him for the last hour of the 1 million ringgit thing
I don’t even know what the exact contest name is, all i heard was one million ringgit and that rung in my head for the next hour

So this dude won the contest and had 97 seconds to put on boxing gloves, and chuck as much money from the box into a car as fast as he could

Okay la

I mean, obviously you can’t grab ALL the money… but some is better then none right

My heart stopped beating a second when he couldn’t grab at the money properly
So Jake helped him ‘fluff’ it up and he was off running back and forth with chunks and chunks of counterfeit money

After that they count it la
Damn hot somemore

In the end he won RM 48,600 (or 46,800)

Argh look at little Kalilah, so cute can die
At one point i found myself standing among the First Wives Club with Jake and J.Lo’s babies

So i freaked out silently and ran off to find some member of the Girlfriends’ Club
(omg i’m being so lame -_- )

Intentionally left this picture bright because… it *was* damn bright and hot

After that we rushed off where he was supposed to play foosball with Click Five and their fans
I never heard of The Click Five  before this

The night before:
“Wanna follow me?”
“Erh… for what… (suddenly remembers T&A of Fab Gf)… hmm okay… are they hot?”
“Yeah… i think so.”

When a boyfriend says that there’s a hot guy for you to gawk at and he’s bringing you there
He’s totally lying


The fans were damn semangat
Screaming and singing and shouting and playing games
Super enthusiastic teenage girls

Pietro, Ean and Adam were trying to stall for time cos Hitz.tv was taking a bit long to interview the group upstairs in Breakers

So they played games
Pietro: “Now everyone scream!”
I didn’t expect the high-pitched screams and almost dropped my beer in shock

They gave out many many posters
Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up here and give me a hug!”
Slut.

Minutes later, Ean: “Who wants a poster, come up and give me a hug!”
Slut.

And then, Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up and give Adam a hug!”
Ho hum…
I see Pietro peek at me: “Relax ar, Joyce!”

Ugh. Eh i’m relaxed okay, don’t la memalukan me liddat… >_<
Adam can hug girls, i can hug guys la

I didn’t even take pictures of the Click Five because… they just weren’t hot
“You lied!” i said to AdamPoserPan, “You said they were cute!”
Music videos are such liars as well -_-’

So i tried taking a picture of AdamPoserPan playing foosball
And realised QueenKanch’s sister, Shal was blocking
Haih, queen blood all running in the family hee hee

So Much For Self Control

Decided to teman QueenKanch to the wholesalers’ today to buy her stock
JUST THE NIGHT BEFORE i was thinking to myself, ‘no more going out with Kanch, everytime she takes me somewhere, i see things, i end up shopping.’
“That’s because you have no self control.” She says
“Bla bla bla, i have a disease okay. I forget all about my bills and seriously lose it…”


I love cheap awesome hawker food in KL streets

So i thought you know, hey i can do this
I’m SURE i can go a whole day without buying anything
And anyway, everything has to be bought in bulk and i can’t do that!

We were there at noon
At 2 pm i was doing good
Eyes glancing all over the place and all the clothes and fabrics but… can make it
I think i lost it at around 3 pm
See
I don’t remember

Because she’s buying in bulk, i could tumpang her bulk and buy one piece here and one piece there for myself
It was like Bangkok! But without having to pay airplane tickets and accomodation!

Obviously besides buying stuff for myself, i helped her carry all her shit as well
Leaving her hands free so she could view new stock properly

It struck me how we looked at one point and cheekily commented,
“Ooh how times have changed… chinese girl being an indian girl’s coolie!”
Her eyes went wide, “WAH. Fucking racist!”
“Hee hee.”


Kanch eats leftover food at the rubbish dump :p and doesn’t wanna get caught on cam

We finally reached home at 8pm
EIGHT hours
Quite the tiring also

I had to rush off with PassedOutBen so i left her to separate my clothes out for me
Gave her a phonecall at midnight to see whether she had a problem with any of the clothes
“I separated for you already…”
“Oh, goodie!”
“Yeah… my mom saw your pile and asked whether you have your own shop as well

….

So much for the stern speech i gave myself about self-control and shopping… eep.

 

Thursday April 20, 2006


The Newest House In Town

QueenKanch and i were to watch Gubra in Megamall
But because someone  took so long getting ready, we reached the mall 10 minutes before showtime
Even though we were there before the movie
I hate rushing and we decided to eat and chill instead
@ Chopstick Noodle House and Starbucks

Surprisingly there was no traffic jam at 7pm when we drove (okay fine, *she* drove) to Asian Heritage Row
For the launch of Maison, KL Clubland’s newest addition
(pronounced “may-sorn” la okay, so many people saying it wrong…)

Oh yes
I forgot to bring my camera -_-
Me. Of all people. Forgot to bring my camera.
*smacks forehead*

So all pictures are courtesy of KinkyPugKevin aka Kevin Yeoh aka Expatriate Lifestyle  designer
Comprende?
& photoshopped by moi 

To find Maison, you walk up Asian Heritage Row (say Bar Savanh is on your right)
Till you see the Kurnia building
Turn left onto the perpendicular road there
Walk further up
And Maison will be on your right

“I love the walls…” i said to Jimmy of Vida! mag
“Yeah… imagine if you drink too much and scrape yourself on it.”
“Ouch.”

I thought we were early for arriving at 7:40
But the place had quite a number of people milling around already
Freeflow was from 7:30 - 9 pm
Figures

Joachim sent me the press release for it a month or so back
And he invited a couple of us for it
So yeah la
Must blog about it before my own birthday pics
  

At one point, QueenKanch wanted to fix her shoe
So i held her glass for her while she did so
AndyKho comes up with his camera and takes a few shots of me holding two glasses
….
WHY DOES this always happen to me!?
Victim of circumstance!!!

“NO giving that picture in to the magazine!!!” i firmly told him

According to Sam Vijendra, GM of Maison
“We chose Maison that means ‘house’ in French, as our name as it is warm and inviting yet elegant and magnificent. This captures the spirit of out house as a place where everybody is welcome in the embrace of beauty.”

Okay
I think the name is cool
Maison… very the chic
But welcome in the embrace of beauty?

So cheesy :p

But i have to admit there were alot of beautiful people around last night

Bumped into Greg as well
I wasn’t surprised to bump into him there since the Zouk DJs were there as well (Fono, Blink)
“Heh so i guess you’ll be going to Cynna later?” i made polite conversation
“No! I don’t play there anymore!” Goddamn… i thought he spinned at Cynna… don’t tell me my freaking alco memory is failing me again…
“Eh…?”
“I play here now!”
“Issit… ohhh so they stole you huh!”

DJ Gregoire and Don aka DJ Funkie Junkie will be spinning there every Saturday night from now on

How come they don’t play that song by Sophie E. Baxtor anymore

At first i was really too lazy and couldn’t be bothered to walk around and say hi to everyone there and chit chat and sip and socialise

So i plopped myself down on a couch and waved as friends past by
So wannabe diva right  >_<

Everyone was saying how nice upstairs was so we went to check it out
Plus i was quite excited about viewing the opium beds i’ve been hearing so much about

It was freaking crowded upstairs

I wished i didn’t wear that decolletage top out yesterday
It’s probably the most expensive top i have too, from Joseph’s  in London
Obviously i didn’t buy it (i couldn’t afford it!), it’s a pressie from my aunt
I lost quite a bit of weight from working = lack of time to eat
And even though i’m delighted to lose my tummy fat, i’m not so delighted to lose my tits

I whine to everyone about it

“Shit, last time when i wear this top, at least got cleavage… now it’s so nothing!” i moaned to QueenKanch
“Shut up okay. Don’t say that to me.

Even when i’m happily flaunting the sudden presence of my hip bones to Smellie, it’ll dip to woe
“… but my tits are smaller now! whine whine whine”
“It’s okay. It’s still a handful!”
“whine whine whine whine”

I see Kyan everywhere i go now

Yes i know
My forehead looks damn chat big here

“Joyce, why you always say i’m a flirt?” goes Lan with eyes a-twinkling
“Cos you are la.”
“I’m not… i always say what i mean.”
“See see there you go again.”

Didn’t even take pics with everyone there
Which was alot  
Takkan everytime go out take pics with everyone..!
Sien

I’m pretty impressed with the place overall, nice and warm
Oh yeah, speaking of warm, the ventilation upstairs sucks
Maybe it’s cos it was too freaking crowded

And i think the pipes broke or something cos the (unisex) bathrooms upstairs had no water in the end

I got so fucking paranoid cos some guy was trying to pick me up there
And i was being polite so of course we shook hands
And i FREAKED OUT after that thinking
“He didn’t get to wash his hands after going! Ew! YUCK!!!”

Bleargh

Ash knows how much i benci germs… stress can die dot com man

Someone started getting tipsy so i sternly told her ‘no more drinking’ cos she was going to drive
Padahal, i come back and she’s finished her glass -_-
Line of the night: “Your pussy is on my knee!”

PassedOutBen and i laughed so much

We ciau-ed at 11 to Velvet for awhile
I have forgotten what super fun it is to slutdance with FoxyLisa!
QueenKanch and KinkyPug had to come find me to go home

We left at 12:30 am on the dot

I know, so early right? Haha.

But Queen was tired, Puggy had work, and Smellie was sick at home so i wanted to go back and teman him *sound of whip*

Went home to find him damn pei cos of all the medicine he took
Sure got leftover medicine wan… like cough mixture

I damn emo okay cos someone at home threw my lovely pei cough mixture away…

Cough mixture ROCKS
Can take and pass out

Walau blog about TL and got like 19 comments -_-