Boyfriends Should Wash
“What the hell is that?!” Smellie pointed at my tummy when he came home one afternoon
“That,” i glared at him, “Is the stupid chop from last night cos you didn’t wash it off and you chopped me in your sleep.”
He fell on the bed next to me laughing
Dang.
I’m actually rethinking putting this picture up because it looks kinda… chubby
*bleargh*
But i did lose weight!
“I lost weight! I’m 41 kg now,” i told Smellie just now
“WHAT?! Are you sure you lost weight??” Fucker didn’t believe me
“YES. I did!” I insisted, louder then before.
Like as if stating it louder makes it easier for it to enter the person’s head -_-
“Are you sure you’re 41 kg?!“ he declared incredulously, looking me up and down.
I stared back at him with slit eyes, trying to muster up a good comeback
RainbowGayDave cut in, “I think you’re heading in the wrong direction dude…”
Tiba-Tiba Only
I felt like putting my exboyfriend’s picture up
Actually no la
I wanted to put a pic of his *car* up, then i thought might as well chuck the owner in as well
ExBfAfzy is extremely metrosexual and vain
He also thinks he’s black
Omg
AdamPoserPan is all that too
Okay okay stop comparing Joyce
Comparing boyfriends is bad just stop it stopit stopit
Anyway we went out for a year and a half (i think) while i was still in college
I got over him but PassedOutBen never got over why i broke up with someone hot
“He’s so hot. He’s really hot.”
“Ben. Let it go.”
Anyway, he was bloody excited to show off the new air brush art on his car
“Fake LV! Fake LV!!!” I’d shout annoyingly
“Shut up! It’s damn nice okay!” he’d growl at me while glancing proudly at the bonnet
Okay la it *is* pretty cool
I met his girlfriend before but i only really really spoke to her in Velvet two weeks back
Omg i like her SO MUCH BETTER then his ex
Who was a horror
And who broke up with him right after i said hi to him for 3 seconds at a rave
Isn’t she pretty? 
“Hey Nurul said she really likes you.” He told me
“Of course she would! Everyone likes me after they talk to me!” I simply blared
“Idiot. Cos she didn’t like ——–”
“Well, we were drinking and talking. Alcohol bonds.”
“Stupid.”
We got along really fine to the extent we’d push Afzan away when he came near us to listen
He’d go back to his friends waving his arms around exclaiming that ‘his ex and his gf didn’t want him around’
That was also the night i spent with AlcoJason
He was in town and we bonded over wine in BarSavanh before moving on to Velvet
This Is Called Skill.
I went for M! The Opera last night
It was their gala night so the prime minister was attending and i had to take pictures of him la la la
And i’m very proud of myself for being able to jostle with other photographers while wearing a long dress and heels, including rushing backwards while running up stairs
That is called skill okay. 
Right after that i cabbed it to Saxophone to support PassedOutBen being a DJ for the night
So imagine me, in a swanky long dress, at a hard house event where everyone’s wearing flared shuffling pants
0_o
Damn out.
Then at 1:15 am, i hopped over to Velvet to join AzwinAndy and SmallSerenaC
There was a pretty long line outside and i have to say - Velvet is doing some excellent crowd control these days
But it’s hard to keep fairies out and i walked straight in :p
Lots and lots of peeps were there
The BAT ppl, the Raymonds, Lan, Mooky, etc
Okay
I’m lazy to blog about it already
I got other things to do, supposed to buy a birthday present, design someone’s namecard, hunt for my certs to photocopy, GAH not enough time!
