Happy Birthday Becky!
My brother’s girlfriend turns 21 today 
We went to layan at her party last Sunday night @ Duta Vista
Becky’s in the blue flowery top
NickIsTaller is holding her
Matthew (see i remember your name!) is in blue
RainbowGayDave is grinning and grabbing my bum
I’m the tiniest one there and had no idea that the rainbow ho was molesting me (so hey, that’s my i’m-not-being-molested face) and
AdamPoserPan with his hair tied up, thank god now it’s no longer possible 
I really fancy the dress i’m wearing
Can just imagine AshleyTheMonkey going ‘euch!’ cos our tastes are so different
I got it for a startling RM25 in Bangkok
Bloody Adam says it looks like a curtain
So now everytime i see it i babble to myself in my head
“Curtain dress curtain dress curtain dress…”
There was a little girl there called Eunice
She was soooo cute and angelic-looking in a long white dress
Then the fairy devil popped into the picture
Looking down at her, i held out my cup of CranberryVodka
“Wanna drink?” while nodding and smiling like the old woman offering the apple to SnowWhite
Before she could answer, RainbowGayDave dragged me away with scoldings in tow
And because i’m sitting in front of the pc supposedly doing work
I shall upload pics at the same time
Taken ages ago in Malacca
Okay these few aren’t so great cos i didn’t think we were supposed to take pictures in there and i was hurrying
Sure enough the lady came up to me and said no pictures allowed after that
So creepy…
I took loads of pics in this artist’s place last time
In another post
You go find la :p
Ooh one of my favourites from the trip
I dunno, i just really fancy the angle
I fancy this one too
And of course, how can Malacca be complete without Chicken Ball Rice?!
Great. Just great.
Looking at it now is making me mighty hungry in the middle of the night.
GODDAMMIT
Chop Chung Wah!
So happs man the name.
Like Yeoh Chin Kuan!
I love taking pics of strangers.
One day i might get whacked up but so far… the worst scenario i had was taking a fierce lady with a butcher knife in her hand in Kota Kinabalu, she glared at me, and SuYin pulled me away in a mighty hurry
Bla bla bla i don’t really like this picture above
So typical.
This room i’m sitting in leads into an artist’s space
I forgot his name
It was a gorgeous-can-die-dot-com place to take photos…
But he didn’t allow me to
-_-
Now, see.
If he *did* allow me to, i would’ve written his name down cos i would have remembered and he would have got *some* publicity at the very least
After plodding around in the heat
The best sight that greeted me was…. cold beer.
Goddamn. Just looking at it… i can… taste it….
The kwailo wasn’t hot also la.
I took it cos of the hat the little girl wore.
But she wasn’t that little come to think of it, that’s the thing with little kwailo girls
They’re my size
And look like they could beat me to a pulp lest… i dunno! - They thought i was bitching about them or something -_-
Then i saw some school kids and pretended to be a lion and chased them while roaring
Then they ran away.
This is yet another dumbass picture
Just that it’s not so dumbass to me because we weren’t allowed to take pictures of poor Mr. Albino Snake
And yet again i got halau-ed
:p
What’s up with Malacca and their no-picture policy man?
Luckily i look like a little kid and am forever snapping, running off
Or giving my apologetic wide-eyed ‘ohmigod i didn’t know!’ look
Chalk Another Druggie Up
“Why did you even start? You also knew right, that once you start, you won’t want to stop…”
“I know, i know.”
“Why do you think i don’t take it? Fuck man. Cos i’m damn scared i KNOW i’ll like it so much, i probably won’t stop.”
“I know… that was the last time okay? Promise, promise.”
I softened slightly
“Let’s make a deal. If you take fai chai again, i get to stick fairies ALL OVER YOUR CAR.”
My cackling contagiously cracked him up too.
“Whatthefuck…”
“Yup. Fairies ALL OVER your car, man. Inside, outside, on the windows. Deal?”
“Okay okay, deal.”
Fine. I took drugs once before. In Europe.
And i *am* glad i didn’t stay in that particular city long enough with my wild friends to continue taking it cos… i probably would have.
It’s damn addictive.
So when i came back here, i didn’t touch the stuff.
Alcohol has always been my drug.
I’m not saying alcohol in bigger doses is any better.
But there’s a reason drugs are illegal ey?
Apparently even after the threatening with fairies, it didn’t work.
Word passes on to me even tho i never pry whether you took anymore.
I guess people like telling fairies things :p
In truth, i’m quite disappointed and worried.
…
I’m not even sure what to write here because all the thoughts are jumbling up in my head now
I know so many people around us take stuff…
But fuck, you did without it for so long and now suddenly you fell into it…
Abit wasted right.
Might as well you just take from young -_-
Btw, you’re still going to get fairies all over the car.
It’s 4:30 am
And i’m allowing myself to crap online abit before continuing my last bit ‘o work
Which shouldn’t take too long… i hope
So i went to check out BubblyBelindaC’s blog
Where she took some doggie test
What Breed of Dog Are You?
Brought to you by Tickle
I read it thinking, “Mmmf. Whatever breed also surely a bitch right.”
I meant me la, not her
She’s probably one of the non-bitchiest people i know in kl
So i took the doggie test
I’m a golden retriever 
No bones about it, you’re a popular, fun-loving Golden Retriever. Adored by all and too cool for school, you’re extroverted and enthusiastic. Your magnetic personality makes you the life of any bash. Since you’re a true people-dog, you genuinely love all kinds of social gatherings. Going to parties, dinners, and other shindigs is the best way to add faces to your constantly growing circle of friends. But besides being on the social A-list, you’re a confident, well-rounded pup who’s definitely something to bark about. Pretty accomplished at anything you set your mind to, your sunny nature and winning ways make you one of everyone’s favorite dogs. Woof!
Now how the heck did it go to the partying thing when i answered things like i don’t like karoake (which equals to unsporting) …
The only thing i answered that was remotely related to partying was something positive about wine
WAHAHAHA!!!
Because i don’t believe in this test shit
I took it AGAIN, you know how some questions hold two answers for you right?
Then i got a pug!
Kevin!
I’m YOU! HAHAHA! 
No bones about it, you’re an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you’re a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone’s list. And because you’re smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You’ve got the charisma for either.) But that doesn’t mean you can’t be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks — you’ve definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you’re admired and respected by all. Woof!
