Exhaustion

Everytime i’m just really tired, i put on Chinese songs
I love the tunes though i have no freaking clue what they’re whining beautifully about
Sometimes i sing along
But i sing all the syllables wrong
So i’m probably changing the entire meaning of the song if you hear me

I hate miscomm
Have to edit this article cos i thought it was supposed to be pinpointing on something when it was supposed to be pinpointing on something else

Everybody Loves TL

After my party i have a few friends telling me how hot they think TL is
Hell, *I* think TL is hot too
MareDiva thinks TL is hot as well

“Eh… your friend TL is quite hot yeah…”
“Oh no, not you too!”
“Why…!?”
“No la, he is. But i’ve been hearing that from damn alot of people hee hee.”

I mean, you know what?
Fuck Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors
They missed out a fantabulous bachelor working barely 2 km from the Cleo office

I was joking to others that i’d put up KinkyBlueFairy’s Most Eligible Bachelors List
But obviously i say only and don’t have time to do it

Okay, let’s compare
Mr. Cleo Eligible Bachelor #11 on the left (let’s call him #11 for short)
And TL on the right

Taken @ Zeta Bar last week

What the hell is #11 doing with his tongue and mouth?!

And in classy Zeta Bar too!

FAIL DOT COM

Whereas for TL
Ooh
He’s posing gallantly and looking to the side nonchalantly
Such camera eveready-ness!
Such machoism!

I’m sure the choice here is obvious

TL gets a trophy AND a medal!

It’s never just about the looks
Girls (and gays) today want more then just looks
There has to be character as well

Let’s see

TL = AdamPoserPan’s producer = intelligent and hardworking
He’s damn funny and super down to earth and wonderful to talk to
And it’s so amazing what a freaking gentleman he is
Always so polite, with a (some would say) sexy smile that spreads easily on his face
(Eh i’m writing about TL for all YOUR benefits okay. But i cannot write kau kau la wait someone jealous)

He doesn’t smoke and drinks at reasonable amounts, and none if he’s going to drive
He goes to church
He works out *wiggles eyebrows*

Bottomline is, everyone can’t stop saying how nice he is
Cos he’s so  nice, i wonder whether he was brought up in Sitiawan and suddenly chucked in KL
(But hmm wait someone else was brought up in Sitiawan and ended up being a total ho…)
So that can’t be it

Adam: Dude, you’re too nice!
TL: Wha…
Me: There’s nothing wrong  with being nice.
Adam: Yeah, but he’s TOO nice, girls will take advantage of him
Me: It’s okay, he has us to tell when he’s being too nice wut

TL is so nice that he didn’t want to leave me passed out in the car after my party while the rest went to McDs to eat
Meanwhile, my bastardhell boyfriend left me in the car to suffocate and die
And ended up luring TL away to McDs as well saying i’ll be FINE

Haha let’s end this post with what other people have said to me about TL

“Why is he single?”
“I guess he’s fussy la. Good wut.”
“Hmm.”
“Eh please. He can get any girl he wants okay.”

“I want to go down on TL and suck his cock.”
“….. erm okay….”

“Eh Adam’s friend, TL is so cute…”
“Omg. You like him? *winks*”
“No… i’m just saying he’s quite cute.”
“AHAHA i’m gonna tell Adam!”
“No, don’t!”
“Okay i won’t la. He sure big mouth and tell TL anyway.”
“Yeah la.”

“TL’s so sexy! I want to take him home!”
“… I don’t think he’ll go home with you…”

“Omg TL is sooo hot… *fans self*”
“Hee hee yea he is.”
“Do you think he’ll sleep with me? Hahaha!”
“I think he’ll be too scared.”