The Newest House In Town

QueenKanch and i were to watch Gubra in Megamall
But because someone  took so long getting ready, we reached the mall 10 minutes before showtime
Even though we were there before the movie
I hate rushing and we decided to eat and chill instead
@ Chopstick Noodle House and Starbucks

Surprisingly there was no traffic jam at 7pm when we drove (okay fine, *she* drove) to Asian Heritage Row
For the launch of Maison, KL Clubland’s newest addition
(pronounced “may-sorn” la okay, so many people saying it wrong…)

Oh yes
I forgot to bring my camera -_-
Me. Of all people. Forgot to bring my camera.
*smacks forehead*

So all pictures are courtesy of KinkyPugKevin aka Kevin Yeoh aka Expatriate Lifestyle  designer
Comprende?
& photoshopped by moi 

To find Maison, you walk up Asian Heritage Row (say Bar Savanh is on your right)
Till you see the Kurnia building
Turn left onto the perpendicular road there
Walk further up
And Maison will be on your right

“I love the walls…” i said to Jimmy of Vida! mag
“Yeah… imagine if you drink too much and scrape yourself on it.”
“Ouch.”

I thought we were early for arriving at 7:40
But the place had quite a number of people milling around already
Freeflow was from 7:30 - 9 pm
Figures

Joachim sent me the press release for it a month or so back
And he invited a couple of us for it
So yeah la
Must blog about it before my own birthday pics
  

At one point, QueenKanch wanted to fix her shoe
So i held her glass for her while she did so
AndyKho comes up with his camera and takes a few shots of me holding two glasses
….
WHY DOES this always happen to me!?
Victim of circumstance!!!

“NO giving that picture in to the magazine!!!” i firmly told him

According to Sam Vijendra, GM of Maison
“We chose Maison that means ‘house’ in French, as our name as it is warm and inviting yet elegant and magnificent. This captures the spirit of out house as a place where everybody is welcome in the embrace of beauty.”

Okay
I think the name is cool
Maison… very the chic
But welcome in the embrace of beauty?

So cheesy :p

But i have to admit there were alot of beautiful people around last night

Bumped into Greg as well
I wasn’t surprised to bump into him there since the Zouk DJs were there as well (Fono, Blink)
“Heh so i guess you’ll be going to Cynna later?” i made polite conversation
“No! I don’t play there anymore!” Goddamn… i thought he spinned at Cynna… don’t tell me my freaking alco memory is failing me again…
“Eh…?”
“I play here now!”
“Issit… ohhh so they stole you huh!”

DJ Gregoire and Don aka DJ Funkie Junkie will be spinning there every Saturday night from now on

How come they don’t play that song by Sophie E. Baxtor anymore

At first i was really too lazy and couldn’t be bothered to walk around and say hi to everyone there and chit chat and sip and socialise

So i plopped myself down on a couch and waved as friends past by
So wannabe diva right  >_<

Everyone was saying how nice upstairs was so we went to check it out
Plus i was quite excited about viewing the opium beds i’ve been hearing so much about

It was freaking crowded upstairs

I wished i didn’t wear that decolletage top out yesterday
It’s probably the most expensive top i have too, from Joseph’s  in London
Obviously i didn’t buy it (i couldn’t afford it!), it’s a pressie from my aunt
I lost quite a bit of weight from working = lack of time to eat
And even though i’m delighted to lose my tummy fat, i’m not so delighted to lose my tits

I whine to everyone about it

“Shit, last time when i wear this top, at least got cleavage… now it’s so nothing!” i moaned to QueenKanch
“Shut up okay. Don’t say that to me.“

Even when i’m happily flaunting the sudden presence of my hip bones to Smellie, it’ll dip to woe
“… but my tits are smaller now! whine whine whine”
“It’s okay. It’s still a handful!”
“whine whine whine whine”

I see Kyan everywhere i go now

Yes i know
My forehead looks damn chat big here

“Joyce, why you always say i’m a flirt?” goes Lan with eyes a-twinkling
“Cos you are la.”
“I’m not… i always say what i mean.”
“See see there you go again.”

Didn’t even take pics with everyone there
Which was alot  
Takkan everytime go out take pics with everyone..!
Sien

I’m pretty impressed with the place overall, nice and warm
Oh yeah, speaking of warm, the ventilation upstairs sucks
Maybe it’s cos it was too freaking crowded

And i think the pipes broke or something cos the (unisex) bathrooms upstairs had no water in the end

I got so fucking paranoid cos some guy was trying to pick me up there
And i was being polite so of course we shook hands
And i FREAKED OUT after that thinking
“He didn’t get to wash his hands after going! Ew! YUCK!!!”

Bleargh

Ash knows how much i benci germs… stress can die dot com man

Someone started getting tipsy so i sternly told her ‘no more drinking’ cos she was going to drive
Padahal, i come back and she’s finished her glass -_-
Line of the night: “Your pussy is on my knee!”

PassedOutBen and i laughed so much

We ciau-ed at 11 to Velvet for awhile
I have forgotten what super fun it is to slutdance with FoxyLisa!
QueenKanch and KinkyPug had to come find me to go home

We left at 12:30 am on the dot

I know, so early right? Haha.

But Queen was tired, Puggy had work, and Smellie was sick at home so i wanted to go back and teman him *sound of whip*

Went home to find him damn pei cos of all the medicine he took
Sure got leftover medicine wan… like cough mixture

I damn emo okay cos someone at home threw my lovely pei cough mixture away…

Cough mixture ROCKS
Can take and pass out

Walau blog about TL and got like 19 comments -_-