The Cleo Bachelor Party

Blar thought i might as well put the pictures up before a few days pass and i lose semangat for it (much like my birthday ones :p)
But my birthday ones *will* go up!
Soon… this week.

Before i went to Zouk for their after party, AdamPoserPan called me up during my dinner
“Guess what i won.”
“What.”
“Most Street Smart Bachelor!”
*chokes on food*

Anyhow, i mentioned earlier i went to the party feeling damn full and sloth-like

SpicySazzy handed me a glass of champagne
A very full glass of champagne

And what did some dumbfuck bachelor do, but knock me till half of it spilt down my tits and stomach

He was trying to show some girl some dance move
Yeah way to go, idiot
He didn’t even realise -_-
I was really tame that night due to being stuffed so i didn’t even scold him

Just wiped myself off, with some other bachelor sniggering at me from a corner
-_-

I let myself get dragged around and introduced to some guys here and some guys there
Forgot all their names :p
In all honesty, i can’t tell who the bachelors are, and who are there because of invites
Cos if the ones i didn’t know personally are bachelors… then hell they look worse real life then in their pictures

>_<

Wah i’m so bitchy now
Can tell right?
:p
I think it’s because i’m hungry and craving chicken rice

FireAngelEelaine was there that night too
She came outside when i reached and oh my Lord, that girl is LOUD

FA: WADDAFUCK?! Don’t BLOCK ME LA FUCKER!!!
KinkyPugKevin: 
Me: 

I forgot what she was cursing about… but yeah, that girl has some pretty loud speakers in that pretty tiny package
Damn scary

“Eh… why she so loud wan… i scared la,” someone whispered to me
“Erm she’s okay one la… just… …. full of emotion.”

I went to calm the fiery lady down
“Eh, don’t so loud can or not…! Maintain la abit… maintain… think ladylike. Ladylike, ladylike!”
“Oh. Okay.”
She then pretends to pose like an anime with her finger to her lips and bats her eyelashes up at me

-_-

Adam made Resh show me a video of his baby daughter
Damn cute

Resh: So when do i see one of yours? (something like that la)
Me: *eyes bulging*
Adam: Dude… don’t say that around her… don’t!
Me: *tries to maintain* DRINK! *clinks glasses with Resh*

Okay
I’m so not the mother type
Mention marriage and children around me and i FREAK out
My voice goes strangely hoarse as i go ‘hahaha’ trying to laugh it off
My eyes get an unavoidable wide-eyed, gonna-pass-out glaze

I’m the kind that says things like she’d give her kid a hangover to teach them a lesson
Or make her son wear pink to school when punishing him

See.

Okay la i’m lazy to storytell already
Got to prepare my cam for something tomorrow
Got to go make myself look decent cos QueenKanch invited someone along for dinner and i was planning on wearing my pajamas out
Still wanna blog more pics but i have no time *Sob*
Ciaus

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Blasted Connection!

I came home just so i could go online
We (or rather, he) hasn’t fixed the internet in the new place yet
So the fairy is internetless there
Oh woe

Got alot of magazines
Got a hell lot of DVDs
Got nice big screen
Got alot of alco
Got alot of new wine and new glasses too
Got smellie people to rape
Got nice TL to talk to
Got alot of unwatched anime

But no internet
I feel sort of strangled without internet

So i came home
And then what happened?

NO INTERNET HAPPENED for three hours
-_-’
Something was wrong with the area connection
Damn stress
Switched the wires around just to make sure
Switched the pc on and off three times
Walked around the house
Called QueenKanch to bitch about it

Then

I started praying
:p

It went along the lines of,
“Hi. God. I know i haven’t spoken to you for quite some time… but urhm… i know you’re doing this to me just to show how strong and powerful you are and how you control everything… and really, i KNOW you are in charge of EVERYTHING… but could you please not blar me and the internet now… please?…”

I was even looking up at the ceiling with my legs on the pc table while thinking that in my head.

It didn’t work.

God is confirmed boycotting me.

I guess he realised i couldn’t do my work after awhile so he cut me some slack… two hours after that.

Oh no, i’m not complaining! I’m grateful, i SWEAR. No wait, i didn’t just *swear* I’m being grateful, don’t cut the internet again… :p

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Wow. TL Fans Galore.

I blog about TL and people start smsing me, squealing at me, and interrogating me where he is even

0_o

A stranger asked me where TL was when i was out drinking last weekend

0_o

Someone smsed me after she saw the picture of TL hugging the pillow:
“Mahai, had to put up such a cute pic of him izit? Tempting me more only … -_-”

0_o

Bumped into a girlfriend over the weekend and she didn’t even ask me how i was
No
She started squeaking about TL
“Omg! I opened your blog today and EeeeEEEeee!! The picture of TL SO CUTE!!! EeeEEeee!!! I was like, *gasp!*”

0_o

Other TL moments:

One night after drinking, someone dangles the teh ais straw from their fingers and points it
tipsily at another drunk someone, “Eh. I heard you like TL too. Keep away you hear?”

0_o

Apparently some guys are getting agitated that TL is getting so much attention
“TL cute meh? Huh.”
“Cute wut…”

0_o

While Smellie, TL and i were busy moving all weekend, out of nowhere someone asks me
“Oh, TL will be there right?”
“Uh huh.”
“Oh… hmmm…. want me to come and help?”

0_o

Mahai, this is coming from someone who doesn’t stay nearby and wants to come help me MOVE HOUSE because of TL and not because of the exulted honour of helping a fairy?!

……

……


I should start a TL Fan Club… and charge people money to join

Then i can stalk him, and take pictures of him, and report what he eats, and i’ll be damn rich cos everyone is so obsessed with him and will want to know!

And guys will pay me money to join too, if not because their gay, but because they’d want to know WHAT makes all the girls click for TL

I’ll be RICH!

Mwahahaha…

mwahahaha….

mwahahaha…. mwahahaha….. *evil laughter dying off*