Rihanna Is So Hawt

QueenKanch and i spent 7 hours walking today
Not just 7 hours walking, but carrying stuff and looking out for CertainSomethings
Quite tiring
I wore my usual Eclipse slippers because i couldn’t take the blisters my pumps had blessed me with for the moment

Today a miracle happened

I stepped into Sungai Wang territory praying i wouldn’t shop
Okay okay i did
…
But i didn’t shop for myself!
I saw this awesome Adidas World Cup football jacket and got it for AdamPoserPan (England, what else -_- )
At first i was staring at it
Should i get it should i get it
Then
Oh my god how often do i come across something which i most definitely think he’d like!
So i got it

QueenKanch got something for a certain guy friend too
She sifted through the rack of jerseys
All the colourful jerseys

“Hey, this one… the colour is damn nice..!” she held it up
“Oh my god you’re being such a girl. You do know that you should be buying the colours for the country he supports right…” -_-

She got the nice-coloured one anyway  -_o

“Why are we buying things for boyfriends today? What HAPPENED. We lost the plot!”
“Fuck. One jersey can buy a pair of shoes from Topshop… or nice tops from MNG…”
“… ugh. Shaddup. That’s not the point okay.”

I think football jerseys are such a scam. (Obviously i’m not a football fan. Oh just pass me a martini and shoot me.)

Oh dear
Imagine when World Cup starts…
Shouting and cheering and Joyce staring at the screen blankly

Oo-er… i can imagine so many footie-lovers willing daggers to fly my way now
Especially the big scary ones…

Like Jakeman
0_o
Cos all he ever blogs about is football
:p
And imagining him throwing something at me is like… i bet he could pick Serena up and throw her at me

Okay i’m just babbling and stealing a neighbour’s wireless internet while Smellie is walking around looking for his ciggies.

“Maybe the fairies took it!!!” i giggled
“Yeah.” He totally ignored me.

Oh he just found them
In the pocket of his new jacket
Cos he forgot he wore it for awhile
-_-

Damn pei

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Shit Timing

I was listening to a girlfriend ramble on and on about her current relationship
Our third party who happened to be a male listened on albeit interestedly, the poor lad
Our first beers gone, the seconds were ordered
The conversation was a mixture of outbursts, nods of agreement and unbridled laughter

She said he said i said
All jumbled up

He didn’t tell me, i found out myself
You know he’s not lying
Bullshit!
That’s the thing about men, once they get with a girl a certain way, you have to remember that they could break up with you and get with the next one in the same way as well
No
Yes
Opinions overlapping
I’ve already been fucked over
Sigh
I was sorry to hear that
I had the worst sex with the boyfriend who was the best kisser
I think he jerked off before having sex with me
Haha
You think?
I’m sure he did
I could go on and on about it
I’m sure she could
I’m sure i would
I’m sure i did

I’m not even going to bother with who said what
Jumble jumble jumble
I like jumbles
People are afraid of jumbles
Because things tend to stand uncertain
And people don’t like feeling uncertain
I don’t… sometimes

Wait

Sometimes i do
It’s the excitement of not knowing where the flurry of life will blow you
Whether it’s to the dodgy bar near your house or the elite club in the city heart
To England or to Singapore

See there i go diverting from the topic yet again

*sound of tape screeching and rewinding*

So there she was talking about how it was much better if he had just told her before she found out

“Why did he have to hide it? Better then me finding out right.”
“He probably didn’t think you’d find out.”
“He said he was waiting for the right time. The right time?! There is no right time for telling this! It’s like diarrheoa. When it’s gotta go, it’s gotta go.”

Relating that to diarrheoa was so random

How classic