Queen Got Celebrity Struck… For Once
QueenKanch has been cake crazy lately and dragged me to Bakerzin to try out their miniscule but devilishly yummy cakes
We went to the one at Bangsar Village
As we were chatting, she suddenly stoned
I thought she had enlightenment on what eye cream to get or something
“Oh my god Joyce. Is that Shah Rukh Khan!?”
I turned around in time to see Shah Rukh Khan casually strolling into the mall
“Yeah… looks like him.”
“Do you have your camera with you?!”
“Erm no… i didn’t bother bringing out today.”
“Whyyy?! What about your phone camera?”
“Er can la…”
Never seen her so star struck before
Usually she turns her nose up snootily at (local) celebrities and doesn’t give two fucks
Unless they get divorced or something, then she sometimes gives half a fuck la 
She went on and on about the actor
I mean, yea la i watch Hindi movies too and he’s probably the hugest Indian male actor of all time
She kept on looking back to see whether he was coming back so she could take a picture
It was too tempting and i couldn’t resist…
“Eh oh my god he’s coming back…!”
She whipped around in a flash only to shoot me a ‘fuck you bitch’ look right after that
Heh, sorry la babe. Nice to kacau you.
She was commenting on how strange it was that he was in Bangsar, the Land of the Macha and yet there were no Indians stalking the hell out of him
I looked around
“Eh, you look around. Got malay, chinese, kwailos… Bangsar is not SO Indian at this time of the day la okay.”
I wanted to go to How&Why upstairs after that and ogle at art books
She layaned me and followed
As we were going up the escalator, we noticed damn alot of Indian’s outside the shop
“Eh, why so many Indians wan.”
“Eh. Maybe they’re students okay.”
“They’re OLD la!”
As we approached the shop, her radar picked up that *he* was in the shop
So everyone was outside waiting to stalk/pounce/touch/poke (Kanch wanted to poke his face and see whether she was dreaming -_- ) him
“Bloody hell… close the shop for him. Now i can’t even see my art books,” i grumbled
“It’s Shah Rukh Khan! Let him be!” she blared me as we turned around and headed towards Shoes Shoes Shoes
So yeah
Shah Rukh Khan is in KL shooting a movie
“Luckily you’re my witness. Or else noone would believe me.”
“Uh huh.”
