Monthly Archives: May 2006
Published on 24 May 2006
Exactly a year ago, Marco V was in Zouk
Joyce threw a BF in Velvet… not. Damn maintain
*click*
Oopsy Daisy
Just when i wanted to blog i realise i have no more time and if i write anything long, i’ll be late for work
Dum Dee Doo…
Waiting patiently for work pics to upload send off whilst AdamPoserPan and AzwinAndy entertain themselves on my sofa
It’s not too difficult seeing they’re both so retarded and jackoon
I drove us back to my place just now
“First… heh, put on sit belt…” i said slowly while sliding the seatbelt on
I looked to the side and saw AzwinAndy’s petrified face, “Oh my god. Never see people take two minutes to put on seatbelt before.”
“Shaddup!!!”
They were both making me laugh so hard
“Stop making me laugh! I can’t drive if i laugh okay!!!”
Actually i offered to drive the boyfriend and me to 1 Utama just now to catch X-Men
Him: “If you drive. We’ll reach there when the movie is over.”
Me: 
But then that’s a contradiction to when i was taking a curve just now
Me: “What? What? I know la, too slow is it.”
Azwin: ….
Adam: “Dude… she’s taking the corner at 80. She’ll be driving like me.”
I don’t even know whether he’s being sarcastic actually…
Dum dee doo… sending the second last picture now.
They were happily looking at my baby pictures -_-
And so happened i grabbed the album where i’m a kindergarten cheerleader and prancing around flashing my underwear at 5…
Then i showed off my dad’s old Superman comics to AdamPoserPan cos i knew he’d pore over them
When i showed them my old My Little Pony comic (i got when i was 6,) they ignored me
Bastards.
Published on 23 May 2006
Many Many Semangat Pics!
Last Friday, i rushed through work and finally ran out (still making work phonecalls in the car) much to RyanMukati‘s disbelief
We went to KLCC to watch Da Vinci Code with his company people
The movie was at 8:30 pm
“It’s two and a half hours long,” warned AdrianYap of KLue the day before
Yikes
Two and a half hours… i calculated that i’d still have an hour left to run to Velvet for ‘I Am Fabulous’ and layan KinkyPugKevin
The movie started late -_-’
I didn’t read the book so i was looking forward to the movie after all the book-hype
I think i should have just read the book and skipped the movie 
By the time i reached Velvet, it was midnight
Freeflow of 10-12 was over
What a waste of my invitation
I rushed into Velvet telling the infamous door bitches, “I am fabulous!… and i’m LATE!”
LicketyLicia (i think i’m spelling your name wrong la…) jumped hug me going,
“Yay! I’m Lickety Licia on your blog!”
“Heh yeah…”
Then she tried to kiss me
“Yikes! No! I got lip glosssss!!!” and turned my head
And she licked my neck till my top got wet
0_o
Wah damn annoying when everyone is happy tipsy except for me
And trodding all over my feet *UGH!*
And making me take endless pictures of them *stares pointedly at a Lickety Someone*
And shouting damn loud at me *stares at a particularly special Mai*
Some shameless girl was standing without much balance
“Eh. What kind of Indian is your sister man. Cannot drink for nuts,” i told JuniorQueenShal who was watching over her
“Haih, yea la.”
“Shameless.”
Zen bought a cute lil handbag from QueenKanch the other day
I wrote about that horrible nightmare, just haven’t posted it up yet heh
I put a stupid thing on my face cos really, i look awful in this picture
Doesn’t even look like *me*
Gregoire is spinning regularly in Maison every Saturday night
Threesome? Non?
Say it with me, se-lartttttttt
I’m pretty sure Casey is looking at… the alcohol.
Confirm looking at the alcohol.
On Saturday night, i went for a huge ass family dinner
I didn’t change out from my lacey top cos i thought it was fine
“What? Why you ask whether i want to change? Too slutty is it?!” i stared down at my top
My father and brother stared at my chest, “We didn’t say anything. 
”
I *should* have stared at myself in the mirror more
I didn’t bother and only noticed much later how transparent it was for a family dinner
WHAT MORE, on *that* particular day,
ALL my cousin sisters decide to wear… normal tops
How abnormal for them
And how extra slutty that made *me* look, boo hoo hoo…!
After that PassedOutBen and SowTheGoat picked me up and we went into the unknown for Lynnzter’s farewell thing
It’s damn unknown because… none of us go into that area
Damn lost
POB and Sow were damn funny arguing in the front seats
POB: Are you sure you know this is the right way?!
Sow: I’m master of the universe. OF COURSE i’m right!
Me: 
POB: 
Confirm lost.
Well we finally made it there
Then POB and me went to layan at Decanter @ Hartamas
Haven’t been there for damn long…
PassedOutBen was damn sarcastic, “Sorry, this is not your high so high so place okay.”
“Bitch. I’m having fun okay.”
“Hee hee hee.”
Played damn alot of stupid games and laughed damn alot
Ohmygod what a gay font!
The moment i thought that to myself, i knew i’d been hanging out too much with Smellie -_-
I took a huge fancy to GanasCallie’s skirt and repeated it to her in my tipsiness
“Careful. Say somemore she’ll get irritated and scold you then you know,” indulged POB
I damn scared of ganas her. So i didn’t say anything more about the skirt after that
I woke up early on Sunday to take my last driving lesson
At night, i went to watch Grease The Musical with MaryBerry, Dorcas and Ming Kwang @ KL Convention Centre
Joyce Can Drive!
LEGALLY!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!
I passed!
I passed!
I passed!
And i didn’t bribe a single cent fuckers!
hA!
*smug*
I sat on the chair there for 4 and a half hours
Four. And. A. Half. Hours.
Thanks to that i got a freaking backache the whole day after
Instead of being in the driving school, i transported myself elsewhere
Once in a while, i’d shift in my seat and look up
Tearing myself away from the Land of Faerie where Tristran Thorn was looking for his star
Or where the frightful witches were plotting ownership of her heart
I was actually quite astonished that nobody else brought a book or magazine to entertain themselves with knowing that they’d be waiting around for a good two hours at least
I thought younger kids nowadays read…?
Got sleepy after reading awhile so i shamelessly took a catnap
Yes
I arranged myself in such a way (there were two positions) where i could sleep without my mouth being open
I have this amazing ability to sleep anywhere, anytime
“Once i fell asleep standing up on the bus on the way to college, i was damn tired,” i told TL
“You’re like a giraffe man,” he grinned back
“But damn malu la… when the bus braked, i almost fell over.”
I think i slept for quite long… i didn’t keep track
But the time did fly by faster
By the time my number was called out, my butt had overslept and frozen
You know what, i honestly would say that i should have failed the bukit part
I was so blared by sitting outside for almost five hours in waiting that i *did* screw that part up even though i can do it perfectly (usually -_-
My car rolled down a bit and i pulled the handbrake again and looked at the examiner on my left
I was SO PISSED OFF AT MYSELF
AFTER sitting there for so freaking long, i haVE to fuck up the first thing i do
He waved me on, so i continued smoothly
He passed me 0_o
Everyone else who did that mistake was failed… they must’ve been looking at me thinking
“Who’s that bitch they let pass?”
The parking and three-point turn was fine bla bla bla
Then was the road test
>_<
The one i was most anxious about
QueenKanch was extremely unhelpful and didn’t help AT ALL in calming my nerves
Bitch.
I *had* to do the road test when it was lunch hour, and jammed, and school was out, and people cutting crazily left and right
But i was okay
I didn’t panic or anything and chatted to the examiner about sports, the weather, cigarette brands, and work
He must have been impressed that i could chit chat and drive casually at the same time mwahaha…
Oh there’s one point i fucked up
When i wanted to signal left, i flicked on the windshield wiper instead… twice
-_-’
“Eh.. apa ni… kat kanan la, kanan.” (Eh what is this, the switch is on the right la.)
“Oh,” i haha-ed, “I tau… tapi i praktis dengan kereta bapa i…” (Oh, i know. But i practise with my dad’s car, different side.)
Bull, all of that.
But it was a good excuse for forgetting the switches right?
AND it also said that i practised
ANYWAY HAHA I PASSED!
I got 18 over 20
QueenKanch: HA?! You got the same marks as me??
Me: Bitch. Can not is it. 
You know what.
It’s such a bloody urban legend
How can you all blar me for my bad driving skills, when you all never even saw me drive before this episode!?
It all started from friends joking how bad i’ll be when i finally learn cos my directions are so bad
I chose not to learn, that’s why i don’t know how to drive
-_-
When i choose to learn, i can drive okay?
Come to think of it, everyone wished me luck but only three people told me i’d definitely pass:
AdamPoserPan – “You’ll be fine baby!”
MaryBerry – “You’re confident la, i’m sure you’ll pass.”
JingHua – “I’m sure you’ll pass with flying colours!”
Of course, just because my cousin JingHua thinks so doesn’t mean her younger sister thinks so
-_-
The second person i told was SmallsMinkyMin
I called her up right away to gloat
“Guess what. I took my driving exam just now right…”
“Ohmygod! I forgot to wish you good luck!”
“It’s okay. I PASSED!”
“…*GASP*… Really!? Congratulations!”
“Yeah. Doesn’t run in the family huh? So wait, let’s see. I can drive. And i can drink (my cousins are all allergic to alcohol. Like, really.) I guess i got the better genes!”
“Ha ha ha yeah right.”
*phew* glad that’s over
No more dragging myself to Asia Jaya in between work to take silly driving lessons
No having to fork out more money to retake exam or whatever
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
*does happy fairy dance*
Now
I can just imagine everyone bugging me
“Joyce, when are you gonna *cross out ‘get your drivers’ license* take your braces off?”
Wait la! My braces will come off soon enough and thEN i’ll be perfect okay?!
OKAY?!
Stop bugging me!
Published on 21 May 2006
Joyce Can Drive!
… Badly
*urk*
Just got back from driving AdamPoserPan’s car from Mont Kiara
“Good luck man,” goes MaryBerry to him
-_-
Hmmm ho hum…
I did okay…
Erm almost banged a red proton *sorry Mr. Red Proton* cos i didn’t see when i was cutting lanes at the traffic light
Poor Smellie almost had a heart attack and started breathing heavily
I felt damn bad.
“I’m going to fail tomorrow right,” I said quietly
“… You’ll be fine..!” he replied brightly
I’m taking my driving exam tomorrow
After 6 years of being chauffeured around and cabbing it… i’m finally taking my exam
>_<
I know you all (Ash, Louis, Adam) are afraid i’m going to kill someone or myself when i start driving
The funny thing is Ash used to joke that all the radio stations will announce which area i’m in so that everyone will be more careful/avoid said area.
The ironic thing is it’s now possible for that to be announced (but obviously they wont la! They’re more professional then that!)
*sniff*
I’m so prepared to fail the exam.
Just asked my driving instructor how much it costs to retake it even before sitting for it
Me: I’m taking the exam this Monday
Smalls: Sure fail wan
Me: Eh. Can give a bit more support or not.
Smalls: It runs in the Wong family. Sure fail wan.
Me: Bitch
Haih. If i pass, it’s actually a miracle la
I WILL NOT BRIBE.
Fuck them if they want to fail me but i’m definitely not going to bribe
Gotta run, MaryBerry taking me to Grease The Musical
*yay!*
I’m her date ;)
Thank you Mary
Published on 19 May 2006
I’ve Got Sunshine!
Crazy
I’m super pooped actually
Been running around for 7 hours in PJ and KL
Took 5 taxis and the LRT twice
0_o
But now i’m at home listening to The Temptations’ My Girl
You know why?
Cos just now KinkyPugKev and i met up for lunch at Aseana Cafe @ KLCC and when a ray of sunlight hit the table, he went
“ARGH! Sun!”
I burst out laughing, “What. You’re a vampire now issit.”
Queen Got Celebrity Struck… For Once
QueenKanch has been cake crazy lately and dragged me to Bakerzin to try out their miniscule but devilishly yummy cakes
We went to the one at Bangsar Village
As we were chatting, she suddenly stoned
I thought she had enlightenment on what eye cream to get or something
“Oh my god Joyce. Is that Shah Rukh Khan!?”
I turned around in time to see Shah Rukh Khan casually strolling into the mall
“Yeah… looks like him.”
“Do you have your camera with you?!”
“Erm no… i didn’t bother bringing out today.”
“Whyyy?! What about your phone camera?”
“Er can la…”
Never seen her so star struck before
Usually she turns her nose up snootily at (local) celebrities and doesn’t give two fucks
Unless they get divorced or something, then she sometimes gives half a fuck la
She went on and on about the actor
I mean, yea la i watch Hindi movies too and he’s probably the hugest Indian male actor of all time
She kept on looking back to see whether he was coming back so she could take a picture
It was too tempting and i couldn’t resist…
“Eh oh my god he’s coming back…!”
She whipped around in a flash only to shoot me a ‘fuck you bitch’ look right after that
Heh, sorry la babe. Nice to kacau you.
She was commenting on how strange it was that he was in Bangsar, the Land of the Macha and yet there were no Indians stalking the hell out of him
I looked around
“Eh, you look around. Got malay, chinese, kwailos… Bangsar is not SO Indian at this time of the day la okay.”
I wanted to go to How&Why upstairs after that and ogle at art books
She layaned me and followed
As we were going up the escalator, we noticed damn alot of Indians outside the shop
“Eh, why so many Indians wan.”
“Eh. Maybe they’re students okay.”
“They’re OLD la!”
As we approached the shop, her radar picked up that *he* was in the shop
So everyone was outside waiting to stalk/pounce/touch/poke (Kanch wanted to poke his face and see whether she was dreaming -_- him
“Bloody hell… close the shop for him. Now i can’t even see my art books,” i grumbled
“It’s Shah Rukh Khan! Let him be!” she blared me as we turned around and headed towards Shoes Shoes Shoes
So yeah
Shah Rukh Khan is in KL shooting a movie
“Luckily you’re my witness. Or else noone would believe me.”
“Uh huh.”
Published on 18 May 2006
Queen Got Celebrity Struck… For Once
QueenKanch has been cake crazy lately and dragged me to Bakerzin to try out their miniscule but devilishly yummy cakes
We went to the one at Bangsar Village
As we were chatting, she suddenly stoned
I thought she had enlightenment on what eye cream to get or something
“Oh my god Joyce. Is that Shah Rukh Khan!?”
I turned around in time to see Shah Rukh Khan casually strolling into the mall
“Yeah… looks like him.”
“Do you have your camera with you?!”
“Erm no… i didn’t bother bringing out today.”
“Whyyy?! What about your phone camera?”
“Er can la…”
Never seen her so star struck before
Usually she turns her nose up snootily at (local) celebrities and doesn’t give two fucks
Unless they get divorced or something, then she sometimes gives half a fuck la
She went on and on about the actor
I mean, yea la i watch Hindi movies too and he’s probably the hugest Indian male actor of all time
She kept on looking back to see whether he was coming back so she could take a picture
It was too tempting and i couldn’t resist…
“Eh oh my god he’s coming back…!”
She whipped around in a flash only to shoot me a ‘fuck you bitch’ look right after that
Heh, sorry la babe. Nice to kacau you.
She was commenting on how strange it was that he was in Bangsar, the Land of the Macha and yet there were no Indians stalking the hell out of him
I looked around
“Eh, you look around. Got malay, chinese, kwailos… Bangsar is not SO Indian at this time of the day la okay.”
I wanted to go to How&Why upstairs after that and ogle at art books
She layaned me and followed
As we were going up the escalator, we noticed damn alot of Indian’s outside the shop
“Eh, why so many Indians wan.”
“Eh. Maybe they’re students okay.”
“They’re OLD la!”
As we approached the shop, her radar picked up that *he* was in the shop
So everyone was outside waiting to stalk/pounce/touch/poke (Kanch wanted to poke his face and see whether she was dreaming -_- him
“Bloody hell… close the shop for him. Now i can’t even see my art books,” i grumbled
“It’s Shah Rukh Khan! Let him be!” she blared me as we turned around and headed towards Shoes Shoes Shoes
So yeah
Shah Rukh Khan is in KL shooting a movie
“Luckily you’re my witness. Or else noone would believe me.”
“Uh huh.”
Published on 18 May 2006
I’m Gloriously Happy Today
And The Best Thing Is I Don’t Know Why!!!
I could simply state all the things that are happifying me today but it’ll come out all cheesy
I thought i lost that ability for a while
To get high on air and just be crazy happy
And i realised what is different today
I spent more time with ME today
No Smellie, no queen, noone
Alone time rocks my fairy socks.
I should do this more often
I’m always surrounded by people
Or when i’m alone = when i’m busy with work work work
So for once… i’m free right now and all alone!
Ahhh i’ve missed this feeling
I can so imagine people reading this going, “Oh my god, what’s she on man.”
Wouldn’t you want some too?!
Let’s see all the nice things that made today happy
It rained lightly and i wore my transparent (fashionably awesome but practically useless against rain) hoodie
It’s so cooling and not horribly hot today!
….
… Erh the more i think of things to be happy about
I’m actually coming up with non-happy things
0_o
Like i’m broke
I need to clean my room
I need to sort out my new clothes
QueenKanch isn’t letting me buy anymore clothes from her till i wear all my new ones
But it’s weird
It’s not affecting me at all
God damn
………………………
Okay. Spoke too soon, something juST came up and it’s blahing me slightly… ever so slightly
But i won’t let it spoil my happiness no no no nononono
