Archive for June, 2006

Friday June 30, 2006

The White Pumps

I dreamt about the white shoes  >_<
Jumped out of bed in the morning and got ready for my meeting
While i was stepping out of my house, i got told that the meeting was postponed to later that day

Oh my god, a sign that i can run to Zara first!

I walked into the store at 10:15 am
I’ve NEVER gone to a store early for sale before  >_<
Tried not to run in :p
10:15 am and i see damn alot of women shopping
These people don’t need to work ar!?

I went straight to where i saw the row of white pumps the day before
And there were only one pair left
Oh no…
My heart dropped
I looked at it, “Size 40″
I’m a size 36/37
Despite obviously being the wrong size, i slipped my foot into it anyway
Too big. Sigh.

I walked around the whole shop seeing if they put the shoes somewhere else
Nil

I asked a salesgirl whether there were anymore
“Tak ada la… semua sudah jual…”

How?! The shop just opened!
“The staff must have bought them all first,” i thought bitterly

Feeling awfully woebegone, i walked around picking up a few skirts i wanted
Nothing else seemed to catch my fancy but i sifted through all the racks anyway

I spent an hour looking at other clothes and shoes
I kinda fancied the deep gold heels and these suede red ones and considered getting them in an effort to console my disappointment

Tried them on
Took them off
Tried them on again
Stared at them in the mirror
Thought more about the price

I walked around somemore and went to check out the bags
As usual, i looked at the row of shoes below the rack of clothes
I’d pottered around the shop so much i knew where which shoes were placed at
Among all the multicoloured shoes, i suddenly spotted a white pair

A white pair
The  white pair

I stoned for awhile

Omg… this wasn’t here just now…
I knelt down to squint at the size

Size 37

Size thirty fucking seven, i kid you not

I stood up and just stared and blinked at the shoes for awhile, not believing my luck and just making sure the shoes were actually there, right in front of me

Using a hell lot of willpower, i slowly picked the shoes up and sauntered to the counter
Though really, i felt like prancing there like a madwoman

So i got my shoes 
I’m so lucky heh
The fairies must’ve put them there for me to find


Stress


I don’t mind stress
I like stress
I thrive on stress
I think i bit more then i can chew this time…
Damn. Stress.
Couldn’t even sleep properly just now cos all the shoots and articles i have to do were whirling in my head

Worse thing is, stress + my stupid retainer = makes me gag and almost throw up

Horrible.

 

Wednesday June 28, 2006

Many Happy Returns of the Day to

Jiji

&

Abel

The Four-Letter Word

The most evil four-letter word in the world has been in my head all night
Even throughout watching Superman Returns (which was awesome btw)
I could only think of one thing…
You know what letter it starts with?
Clue - “Esss”
Then… “Ay”
….“El”
“Eee”!

Sale.

I was walking in one of my favourite stores with QueenKanch today
And we noticed the salespeople putting more clothes out then usual…. and the price tags had pencil markdowns on them…
The sale starts tomorrow.
Did you just hear what i said?

THE SALE STARTS TOMORROW

I don’t care about the other shops.
They’ve prollie started their sale already.
But in *that* shop.
THAT SHOP

The shop that holds these pair of gorgeous white shoes i’ve been eyeing for months but never bought cos it was way over my budget…
It’s going almost half price tomorrow
My size is there
I saw it

There IS MY SIZE AND IT WILL BE HALF PRICE today…
When day breaks…
When the doors open…
Omg i’m so excited all the boys said i was high on crack
>_<

I have a meeting with one of the publications at 10 am
And right after that (i planned my route already :p ) i’m going to dash to the shop as quick as a cat
I even planned what shoes to wear so i can run faster

TL casually mentioned just now, “Oh, it’s midnight already.”
I chirped up with much zest, “10 hours to the sale!”
“Omg…”

I was so excited plotting i got a fever in the car

0_o

If i don’t get to buy those shoes in my size tomorrow… i swear i will be in mourning and drinking my sorrows away tomorrow night
If you see me *not* wearing white shoes on Thursday night,
Don’t ask me about them, i will  ignore and walk away from you

But if i DO manage to obtain those shoes,

i’m going to wear them out tomorrow night

and  drink to glory  and in

the name of fashion!!!

And what store is this, you ask?
Oh boy, i’m not telling cos i’m being a real selfish bitch and am telling NOONE till i rampage the store first!!!!!!!
*psycho*

 

Monday June 26, 2006


Rooms @ Rainforest Musicfest!

Everyone’s booked their rooms since February for the upcoming rainforest musicfest next weekend in Kuching
Damn crazy
There were waiting lists since Feb as well according to other media friends
Luckily i have friends like PhotographerAndy settling it for me
So i just sit back, go ‘okay!’ and give the money
Spoilt can die

Big Bloody Pity
but FionaMalibu and Alan can’t make it for the fest

They’ve already paid for their rooms so whoever wants their rooms,
email FionaMalibu at fionalim@gmail.com

Details are as follows:

Dear Ms Fiona Lim,
 
Greetings from Holiday Inn Resort Damai Beach!
 
We are pleased to confirm your reservation which is on waiting list que previously on 7 - 10 July 2006 for two (2) Superior Poolside Twin rooms based on our Rainforest World Music Festival 2006 promotion rates as follows:
 
7 - 10 July 2006 
~ 4D3N at RM840++ per room incl breakfast & dinner for two persons only x 2 rooms = RM1,932.00nett
 
Grand Total = RM1,932.00nett
 
Please find attached Hotel confirmation letter & credit card authorization for your kind perusal.Please advise full payment by 27 March 2006, 12noon, otherwise booking will automatically released.
 
Should there be any further enquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us and trust the above is clear. Looking forward for your arrival to our resort soon.
 
Best regards!
 
Siti Khatijah

So one room is less then a thousand nett la
Better hurry 


FionaMalibu invited us for Alan’s 30th Birthday party @ Attic
Or was it 31..?

That was my first time at Attic cos i missed the launch
I think i was too sleepy to go  >_<
It’s a few doors away from Opus restaurant at Bangkung, Bangsar

Attic is a non-smoking lounge and bar, to the joy of some
So if you wanna smoke, you gotta scoot to the leet silver balcony

Kyan has shares in Attic, i think

Jiji always calls out “KinkyBlue!” when she sees me… she somehow misses out the most important word - FAIRY!
But it’s okay
Cos noone else calls me KinkyBlue but Jiji


SuperstarAdlin, me, JijiIsDead

Can see i’m damn lazy to edit right heh

 

Monday June 26, 2006

Shitload Of Pictures

I hate it when i edit pictures halfway, then suddenly i have something else more important to do or somewhere to go, then don’t end up posting them

This was last Friday 16th June for the I Am Fabulous event

QueenKanch went nuts over the choc-covered strawberries 

I went with four friends whom i hold dear to me but all don’t really know each other
RyanMukati, QueenKanch, SuckBallLouis and SuperstarAdlin

By the end of the night they all bonded…
Cos even though they all wanted to get drunk, i had four glasses and got there first
>_<

See! Urban legend! Urban legend!
Joyce cannot drink la!!

The next day i found ComposedJohn’s namecard in my bag
I don’t remember seeing him :p
Eh… why do i have his namecard for?! I already have it and we always bump into each other anyway!

Bumped into him at the New Man party the next night
“Why did you give me your namecard last night? I already have it!”
“I did?”
“Yeah… you did… you also forgot ar.”
“…. ….”
“…. ….”

So fail man our memories.
Dare to say *i* look more stoned on your blog  somemore! Oi!

Heh i took SO MANY pictures OFF
AzwinAndy: “Oh my GOD JOYCE. You took pictures of our LEGS! And you call yourself a photographer!”

Then went up to TAG as usual
Or so i was told

“We all wanted to leave at 2 something… so we were all standing outside then suddenly you said ‘no! i still wanna partyyy!’ and ran back into loft.”
“Haha really?”
“Yeah. You called us all party poopers and ran up the stairs. All of us saw you running away and were like, ‘ohmygod…”
“……”

I’m a shameless party girl yo.


Oh these pictures are continued from the New Man party post
*click*

KinkyPug obliged my having to attend the launch of Mesquite 52 @ AHR
And SuiLin was nice to drop us back at Velvet after that

Then pug and fairy both obliged a particular passed out someone
FaiTheMai picked us up and we shot off to Ruums
I know.
Damn marathon right  0_o

We went there in our semiformal clothes cos of the New Man party
PassedOutBen blared us, “This is not a high so event! Why you wear high so for?!”

Woohoo i love this picture of Looney and i!
Either this or the one of me and SunshineySteph is my favourite pic for the night

Those are obviously not  my fingers
I would NEVER do that kawaii look
>_<

Sorry la, drunk
Hence, picture-taking skills a biiiiit off

Nice picture taken from the stage by PassedOutBen stolen from ChengLeong’s site

I don’t know who that guy in the middle is
But it’s my only pic of Ken and Ben… so it goes up :)

KinkyPugKevin was super semangat dancing like crazy
So i got hyped up as well

The next day i woke up with backache and footache

0_o
Getting old wei…

Next one up this Saturday

Damn blur haih
Click on it for clearer view k


Wahey!



Yay!!!

My braces are off!

Yayyyy!!!!

I was smiling at my reflection on car windows when i left the dentist
I was grinning at myself in the bathroom mirror while washing my hands

I’m just being a psycho smiling fairy now

Then when i laughed over lunch with QueenKanch at Bayu Timor, i blurted out
“Oh my god! My first laugh!”
She giggled at my idiocy, “Come. Bring your camera. Want me to take video of you laughing or not!”
“No!”

But i have to admit it was more unpleasant then i thought it would be
The dentist used pliers (i think it was) to crack everything off and i was so afraid she’d crack my teeth off without meaning to
I’m usually very quiet at the dentist’s
Today i squirmed and blared, “OH AH OD…!!” while my mouth was open

0_o

But it’s all okay cos it’s off now! YAY! YAY!

“Yay” will be my word for the week 

Edit:

Hmm this has to stop…
I was walking around the house grinning at the air
As if i was airing my teeth
>_<

But i’m too ecstatic!
Yay! Yay!

     

 

Sunday June 25, 2006

Exactly a year ago, Joyce went for a the PSP gathering
>_<
*click*

Exactly two years ago, David woke Joyce up in an unconventional way
*click*

Soon…

…I will be able to grin maniacally and not look sixteen
Soon, i will be able to eat my beloved fish curry and not give two hoots about it staining
Soon, i will be smiling as wide and as much as i can
Soon, i will not have my maintain smile anymore
Soon, i will have no more freaky ulcers in my mouth
Soon, i won’t have to cover my mouth with a tissue and dig out veggie after every meal

Cos soon, very very soon, i’m getting my braces off!
Finally!
Yippee!!!

I might actually look my age… Woohoo!
Yeah, Kim! I beatcha to it!

So happy i’m gonna rub my braceless teeth all over Smellie haha!



Gonna Strip

and get a massage middle of this week
My back has been hurting since last week and i cannot tahan already
Rushed work from 8 am on Friday till night
Then i passed out cos i was so tired
Woke up at 1am to have wine at Laundry

The journey to Penang was fine
Smellie and i fell asleep over each other like puppies at the back of SmallSerena’s car
I had a horrid dream that we had an accident and woke up with huge eyes and didn’t say anything
So Final Destination *benci*

On the way back, Smellie fell asleep on my lap and i slept sitting up
I didn’t wanna rouse him so i just kept in the same position
My head rolled to the left and hurt like fuck
Then when i fell asleep with it nodding to the right, i drooled on my own shoulder

Video from on stage with the rest
Show was ending
At first all the girlfriends were up there shaking their booty, i went to hide
Then StephTheVolcano dragged up and after awhile, everyone was banging around on the drums, dancing or just running around on stage heh
I, was running around with the cam
Steph kept on running away from me so i cheated her by pretending i was taking a shot
The curses that come out of that woman’s mouth i tell you…
Haha dinner time

 

Thursday June 22, 2006

060606

Sometimes when i’m doing my professional procrastinating, i read National Geographic online

Just now i saw this:

“Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, those who fear of the number 666, should stay calm, according to Felix Just, professor of theology and religious studies at the University of San Francisco in California.”

I thought they had a typo
What a freakishly long word!

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs

Say what?!

I say it aloud in my head
Not even a third-way through and i’ve stopped
Fuck it
More like i have a phobia of that word then the numbers 666


New Man & New iPod

2 drinks, 1 fairy and an auction fan

Last Saturday night, AzwinAndy gave AdamPoserPan and I a lift to the New Man party

I’ve lost quite a bit of weight all of a sudden without even meaning to
I mean, i *meant* to for Kuching, but i didn’t even start trying yet
0_o

Over the past two weeks, everytime i go out, an average of 4 people will mention that i’ve lost a lot of weight making me squirm slightly uncomfortably cos i feel my arms are too skinny now

Sheesh
Fat, complain
Skinny, complain

Loowee thinks my arms and legs made me look like a malnourished child from Africa
CrazySandra says i still have an, i quote, “healthy abdomen” -_-
*gives middle finger*

My cup size has definitely gone down by one size 
I got distressed looking down at my chest to realise i used to fill out the slutty top ALOT more
“Can you please please just pretend to stare at my chest and tell me that i’ve still got a MASSIVE chest?” i whined to Smellie
Him: OH MY! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY HUMONGOUS!
Me: Eh… exaggerate also doesn’t work okay…

So i asked Ahwin to help me out instead
He turned around to peer at my chest but jerked his head back to the road, “I’m going to crash wei!!!”
So he couldn’t help me

On the way, we picked SunshineySteph, then AndrewWestwood up
So the car was pretty full
At one point they were all screaming about football and i just stoned sendiri
>_<

We had to go to Zouk early cos the others had to get their make up and hair done first

Ahwin and i sat at Terrace Bar stuffing our faces with food and beer before the others joined us

Puggy came out! Thought he’ll go into his emo mode at home and not come out to play

Good God. BubblyBel looked so amazing, i said
“Eh your dress is damn nice… omg…. so are your shoes… omg i.. i… hate you…” before sputtering, “Kidding… but shit, can you like, not sit next to me…”
And she’s SO DAMN NICE and layans me seriously till i feel bad
-_-

Chak came outside to check on them (i think)
Making sure his celebs don’t run off and leave him with noone to auction stuff off

I sneakily lifted up the digicam to take a picture of him
He saw me and went -

But too late
Flash flash
I previewed the photo and happily went, “It’s okay! You look skinny  in the picture.”
He gave me a TSD face and said, “You always give me such nice compliments -_- “
Me:

Chak got Domino’s to deliver to Zouk
So diva…
Then he even gets AdamPoserPan to bring it in
(I can imagine Chak going, “Oh my god this girl is SUCH a liar on her blog, lies, all of it! Lies!”)

Sniffs are also to test out the Smellie Factor

Soon i will be able to gnash like KinkyPugKevin 
Oh my lord, i look like such a kid  here…

Then we all went in for the event
AzwinAndy, KinkyPug and I got our drinks at the bar
They were fucking kau

We all choked

Ahwin: Walau. Damn kau right…
Me: Yum…
Kevin: *Boing!*… i’m a New Man!

The auction started and we all had auction fans in our paperbags

Auction fans are evil

When SunshineySteph went up to auction off a video iPod, i started bidding cos i told her i’d get her bids running for her
I’d wave my fan wildly going, “500!”

I wanted to get one for so long
And the stupid alcohol made me think it’s a FANTASTIC idea to get one right there and then
-_-

So i started bidding on it with only half an aim to get it
This was the first time i’ve EVER bidded for anything and oh my god it’s so evil i tell you
The more i bidded for it, the more i wanted it
There was someone else on my left bidding of it, i don’t know who

I *think* the last number i heard from him was RM 1,100
Then i asked Kevin, “Eh how much is that going for in the stores anyway?”
“I know it’s a thousand six sing la…”
“Really?!”

Then my fan just shot up, i swear the fan had a life of its own and i said,
“A thousand four.”

I mean.
Who in their fucking right mind bids a few hundred higher then the last quoted amount?

*puts up hand slowly*

Me.
Idiot me.

At that time i was thinking
Oh my god if it’s 1600 sg then i’ll just simply go 1400 which i know i won’t get but if i do then yay!

Now when i think of it, i could have just said 1,300
Actually.
Now when i think of it, the girl thought i said 1,300
And i went, “No, 1,400″

*bangs head*

When i realised i had won the bid, i didn’t know whether to be happy or stupid
*looks at sky*

Way to go Chak, feed your guests strong drinks and give everyone an (evil) auction fan

I made Azwin and Kevin take the damn fan away from me after that

Later on, KinkyPug and i clarified some miscommunication

“I’m quite surprised you bid for it, so not you…”
“I know right… 0_o … Anyway okay la, you said it was 1,600 sg wut.”
“… NO! I said ‘i think it’s 1,600′! I didn’t say sing!”
“I heard you say sing!”
“I didn’t! I said 1,600! The ’sing’ must’ve come from somewhere else…”

My eyes bulged and nose flared.

Well, the cheque goes to TrEES, an environmental conservation fund
But after that thought i remembered reading somewhere that a majority of charity funds doesn’t actually go to its cause anyway
>_<

At first i was afraid to see how much the iPod cost here, in case i feel lagi shitty
But yesterday Smellie and i went to check it out at The Curve

“If i suddenly start screaming and throwing a fit, just hold me down okay…”
“…”


Unintentional Laundry

Supposed to stay at home and do work  >_<
Told everyone who asked me to go to Laundry that i’m too busy with work
In the end someone managed to drag me there

So i wore a cap
Cos i was in hiding

“Come back at 1 am right? Promise?”
“Yea huh, i also got work tomorrow, we’ll leave early.”

LIARS

CrazySandra and i ended up singing horribly loud in the car (even though we didn’t know the lyrics) and poor FaiTheMai going, “Oh nooooo” while trying to bury his face in his hands and drive simultaneously.

It’s 3 fucking something am, i have alot of alco in me (but still can type so not so bad) and i have to write now

Fuckers. Die.

RezaSexyGrin  on the djembe 
He kept on saying my head is so small 
It’s damn dark but it’s damn crowded
Though half the crowd were watching football 

I keep on listening to SheilaOnSeven’s Berhenti Berharap over and over again the past few days
The tune seems to go with my mood
Then suddenly i’d listen to songs KinkyPug sent me like The Gap’s Outstanding and Patti Labelle ft Mariah’s Got To Be Real, get all happy
Then go back and forth  0_o