Exactly two years ago, Joyce took a Stubborness Pill for her eye infection
And slutted b&w photos of Aishah
*click*

Dang. Internetless Fairy.

Oh Christ, I have no internet at home and Smellie’s place
Well Smellie’s does, but we’re erm still leeching off wireless internet and it doesn’t always connect
>_<

“Guess what. My modem at home is spoilt. *cry*”
“Haha that’s what you get for always complaining mine is slow!”
“…. no! I refuse to accept this as karma!”

Horrible
So many happy weekend pictures to blog too!

Went to watch Over The Hedge at the new Cineileisure @ The Curve today
Nice nice
Pretty empty, not crowded with kids having school hols
Perfect place for sales people *coughslackerscough* to ponteng work in to hide from potential bumping-into-boss episodes

Suddenly QueenKanch wants to take up pole dancing -_-

“Hey! Did you know there are pole dancing classes in KL? Let’s take them!”
“Ha. Don’t need la, for what! Save money now can or not.”
“Cheap! It’s only 60 bucks a month!”
“Er… dunnit. I don’t have a pole at home to practice on….. … … unless i use Adam, the skinny thing, hahaha!”

Mighty me told him about it later on

“… so then i said i could perhaps use *you* to practice on! Hahaha!”
“…… cannot!”
*stops laughing* “Huh?”
“Because i couldn’t take your weight! HAHA!”
*stony voice* “Oh reallllly… well then perhaps i won’t bother dancing around a pole…. at all.”
Smellie:
Me:

I think he’s on a roll today. Kena me damn alot.

We were walking past some toy promotion at The Curve
Spying Barbie dolls, i simply spouted, “Barbie.”
Yeah. The habit of reading random things around me. Like a kid.
“You’re a barbie!” said Smellie
“No, i’m not. *thinks* Sazzy’s a barbie! Sazzy’s so barbie.”
“You’re a bah-bee,” he repeated

Wait a minute. Am i hearing what i’m hearing or am i… just being paranoid

“Wait… Did you just call me… a pig?”
“Tee hee.”
“I’msleepingathometonight.”
“No…….”

 

Fairy Vs. Football

World Cup is here in a few days, yes yes it’s so exci… *ZzzZzz*

We were discussing our upcoming schedules and Smellie thought he might be more free

“So what you gonna do?” i asked as we were walking from the bank

Asking a boyfriend what he’s going to do is like testing him - *insert psycho voice* So watcha gonna do boy? Say it’s me, say it’s me bitch. Say it!

“… Hmm i can play more football! Yeah! I can play more games…” *chatters on into football talk, i zone out*

He’s still talking as i open my eyes wide and hold out my arms with palms facing upwards in a gesture of ‘Hello? What About Me?’

He’s still talking, “… so i can play like, three games a week!,” till he noticed me acting like a monkey, “… and girlfriend! More girlfriend time!”

We’re still walking next to each other but i veer more to the right pretending to walk away.

“Girlfriend! Girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend.”
“Go die.”

Fairy - 0
Football - 1

I recently witnessed another Super Miscomm Can Die episode courtesy of KinkyPugKevin and QueenKanch
She mumbles sometimes, he hears badly sometimes
So when the stars are right (or wrong, up to you), one can be talking about A and the other can be talking about B and they’d be talking to each other for a good full minute
I’d just sit there, nose a-flaring, watching my friends have the ultimate worst conversation of all time

After a while, it’d end up like this:

Kevin: “Huh?”
Kanch: “No, i was saying, ….”
Kevin: “Eh? I thought…”
Me: “Oh my god. You were saying —– *i gesture at Kanch* and he was saying —–. Okay? Fine? GAWD, listen to you two talk damn headache wei!” *buries face into hands*
Kanch: “Tee hee.”
Kevin: “So emo…” *purposely trying to save face*
Me: -_-

Hmm the same thing happens between SuperstarAdlin and KinkyPug as well
What more Adlin is sometimes kinda blur-like and softspoken

Adlin: “What?”
Kevin: “What?”
Adlin: “Huh?”
Kevin: “Huh?”
Me: “Oh. God.” *slaps forehead*

Maybe only fairies can understand puggy’s language