Archive for August, 2006

Wednesday August 30, 2006

Tomorrow, i love ya!
- annie

Tomorrow,
I’ll be lying on the beautiful sands of Tioman

Tomorrow,
I’ll be living in my bikinis for four days

Tomorrow,
I’ll be blissfully wading in pristine water

Tomorrow,
I’ll be listening to chilled out music while lying down doing nothing

Tomorrow,
I’ll probably get drunk in Tioman as well

Tomorrow,
I’m going to have so much fun!

And i say tomorrow because
We’re leaving this evening
So we’ll be taking the boat at 7:30 am tomorrow from Mersing to the island

WOOHOO!!!!

In retrospect, Yesterday was pretty smashing as well... in two senses of the word

Deep and i went to Starhill for some launch
He didn’t know it was a black-tie event and neither did i
So champion la, we both went there in white
-_-

Then i went out with the monkey and the queen
And said some stupid things which i deserve a smacking for

I came home
And had a wrestling match with Smellie
He admitted defeat after i pinned him down and tickled him endlessly

Then (you know la guys, must win all) we had a rematch
Where i won again! Ha. *smug*
Now, this wasn’t your run of the mill couples’ cute wrestling

No

It was the type where you used your arms, legs, toes, hands and we’d struggle and bite and tickle

Anyway, i should have been a professional wrestler

I woke up this morning, all triumphant over my win
“Mwahaha… i beat you twice at wrestling last night.”
“Of course you’d win. Do you know what its like wrestling with a beach whale?”
“Fuck you la.”

Then he said he was giving me chance
Why do men always say things like that after girls beat their ass in something?
Be it PS2, foosball, wrestling
Yeah, gave me chance till i managed to force him to say fairies are real, right.

This morning i woke up with a bruise on my arm and i thought
Shit did i whack it into something when i drank last night…
Then i remembered how rough we were  >_<

“I’m going to be gone for four days. Is the apartment going to be an absolute mess when i come back?”
“No.”

Hmm, we’ll see.

Monday August 28, 2006

Exactly a year ago, Joyce pimped SowDog
And he became SowTheGoat
*click*

Quickie, Before Its History!


AdamPoserPan will no
longer be hosting The Quickie


Well, not saying that there will no longer be a Quickie
But i guess for you all (who watch it, obviously i’m not one who watches >_<) what’s Quickie without Marion or him ey?

So.
Tonight will be his second last night.

And Wednesday will be his last night.

But forward ho! To the future of more and bigger opportunities, ey?

     

Since i can count on two hands how many times i’ve watched him on it
>_<
I promised to watch them both
So… on Wednesday night, i have to watch it in Malacca
BubblesAmanda, are you reading this?!
Don’t get me drunk before we reach Malacca pls 


Oh Innocent One

That’s me.

So there i was at home last weekend, trying to concentrate on my work
Smellie comes home from running some errands…

What is she doing?
She’s being tortured albeit willingly by her boyfriend, that’s what
Talk about sadomasochism


haha see my retainer

Even though the mask is decidedly cool…


“Lower the thumbs-up before i run you over with my batmobile.”


Salah Concept #40392

“Listen to this song! Listen to this song!” i chirped, dancing merrily around the pc table
I clicked on Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now on iTunes

Don’t stop me now!

I’m having such a good time,

i’m having a ball!


“Happy song!!”
i squealed
“No no, this is happy song,” Mr. Ass Boyfriend said, clicking another on

I screamed like a bitch.
“WhY!!!! Didd!!! You change ittt!!!!?!”

Lion King’s Hakuna Matata was playing.

“It’s us!”
“What?” I asked, still bitter about his stupid habit of switching songs so fast.
“Timon and Pumbaa. I’m Timon and you’re Pumbaa!”

I screamed like a bitch again and started whacking him.


How Much Is Really “Much”?

AshleyTheMonkey, QueenKanch, JollyMooky and i were all having wine at Jarrod & Rawlins
That’s the lovely thing about wine
You can have it anytime, anywhere and nobody can chastise you for it…
Well. It’s not as bad as drinking hard liqour in the middle of the day if you know what i mean
>_<

Anyway, i was getting all excited about my holiday to Tioman
“I’ve never been there before!” *jakun* “It’s duty-free, hoorah!”

Then someone spoke up, “Actually, its cheaper in Langkawi.”
“Is it?”
“Yeah.”

But i didn’t really feel blar cos cheaper alcohol still equals cheaper alcohol
Those buggers were just trying to burst my bubble and i wasn’t letting them!

“Oh well,” i answered nonchalantly. “How much alco can i possibly drink there anyway,” dismissing it with a toss of my head

The whole table went “Ohhh….!!!” with wide eyes crinkling on the brink of laughter.
All at the same time.

Bugger, i really dug my own grave.

Saturday August 26, 2006

A year ago, Joyce had more beer, doughnuts and was up to no good!
*click*

Remember Kids.



BubblesAmanda and i @ Sugar, 250806


RavishingRita and i @ Terrace Bar, 190806

Can you see? I *already* had another hickey on the right side of my neck from her and she was on to my left side
0_o

Actually, Smellie does have a rule – that i don’t make out with girls
But… i’m thinking its defunct since… the rule was made last year?


“Screw Fake Malibu.”

I said that to the boys just now
Drinking coconut-smelling water is kinda sickening after a few days
Okay
Drinking coconut-smelling water is nice, but that and only that  is… unbearable

So i whipped up a glass of the real thing + chrysanthemum tea
Funnily enough, i wrote faster after having a glass >_<
And am done done done for the night!!!

Tomorrow… i have another thing to hand in by night
-_-

But for now, i can take a shower!
Cuddle!
Fix myself a drink!
Watch tv!
*boing boing boing*

Saturday August 26, 2006

A New Bag & A Nap

Because i haven’t been going out much at all, i haven’t been spending the money i’m making
Makes sense?
So, all the more sense to buy a new bag!

I saw one in Liz Claiborne i like
I like too many bags from there… dahlah i have four already
All huge and auntie-like to chuck in my junk
So i snapped up the dusky gold hobo before it gets sold out
Their nice bags *always* get sold out before half the season is over

I got out of the apartment at 10:30 pm
Cannot write anymore already, was going to combust
Went to some Hourglass event at Crowne Plaza
We were oh-so-late but there was still oh-so-many-drinks

I danced and danced in Sugar, mainly because BubblesAmanda was dancing so much and i had to keep up
Amanda’s like what, 28? 30? (i forgot) but *i* felt *so old* next to her
My energy levels are really down man… *cries*

Then we went to Tag where i headed straight for the sofa
“I’m going to fall asleep if i sit there… argh fuckit i’m damn tired,” i thought to myself
So i took a nice nap in TAG
-_-

Woke up this morning with a sore neck and two hickeys courtesy of some gila hyped up Powerpuff Girl
Oh and my ass hurts as well cos she was spanking me
0_o

Smellie is sleeping… so nice
I’m outside here typing. Having lunch break. On a Saturday.

I MUST NOT WORK NEXT WEEKEND.



You Know Its Bad When


… you want to bring your work along your holiday.

Since we had a preholiday gathering session that (naturally) involved alcohol, a thought struck and i slowly asked LaughingLoga
“Is there… internet in Tioman?”
“I should think so. Why?”
“Cos… i’m thinking… *all said slowly cos i know he’d mengamuk*… of bringing a biiiit of work there to do…”

He just stoned there and glared at me.

“You’re. Not. Bringing. Your. Work on holiday.”

I explained why i think i should bring one little bit to do there since its deadline was only Friday
And then i wouldn’t have to rush my other work

“You’re not bringing any work to Tioman,” he repeated
Me: >_<

Diamond Water!

So the dudes who came into the apartment yesterday installed a new water filter for drinking and a new shower
I repeat, a new shower.
If you don’t know why i’m so excited about a new shower you obviously don’t know me very well

As for the water filter,

“It smells a bit like coconut,” the dude told me
“Oh okay.”

Omg i love it
It smells like Malibu!
It looks like Malibu!
But it’s water, and drinking gallons of it is obviously good for me
So i’ve been drinking more water then ever!
Plus it doesn’t get me tipsy which i don’t have the liberty of doing due to work!

“Sucks wei… like rotten water,” AshleyTheMonkey turned her nose up at it
“What?! It’s damn nice!”
“Where got…”
“Smells like Malibu!”
“Psycho.”

Other then that, i’ve been at home all day
Damn pei
I think i’m slowing down
I can’t seem to concentrate on the damn work and taking longer to thrash it all out

Waiting for Smellie to come back with dinner for me now
*doop dee doo*…

I’m spending my whole weekend in, i can’t believe it
*feels like throwing self out of window*
Oh wait, we’re on the first floor
That won’t do much -_-

Prollie just break an arm and type work with one hand in the hospital
Oh woe! See how twisted my humour is getting!

Thursday August 24, 2006

Is This Normal?

0_o

I thought it was just a passing thing cos when i was drinking last night
Everytime i swallow, the left side of my throat would hurt slightly
But you know how it is, alcohol makes you push things away and figure you’re invincible

Then today, everytime i swallow, yet again the left side hurts… and this time the pain spreads lightly to my left ear

0_o

This. Is. Not. Good.

I think i’ll be skipping the event today… i don’t have time :(
And the movie as well :(

There are a couple of guys in today to install some stuff in the kitchen and bathroom
To avoid absolute shame, i tidied the apartment up a bit
Just a bit
Really quickly
And not very willingly too, i might add

I kept on grumbling inwardly,

“I’m not your personal cleaner and maid!!!”

   


Friday Uh Huh

I realise my blog this entire week is so much bitching and complaining and drama
All because of work
I’m just counting down to my break next week

“You have to learn how to say ‘no’, Joyce,” said an editor to me last month in regard to turning work down
“I know, i know, i ammmm!”

I *have* been turning work down
But then i don’t know why, i zone out sometimes when people call me up to work
The money draws me and i end up saying yes -_-

I SWORE i wouldn’t work the few days before my holiday next week
I say ’swore’ *past tense* cos… suddenly i have two batches of photos and two articles before my holiday

That’s not even talking about what i have to do today… or tomorrow…

I woke up this morning sighing and restless in bed
“I feel like dying,” i dramatically told the boyfriend
“It’ll be okay poon.”
“I still feel like dying.”

Last night i went to have a few drinks at Laundry
A couple of beers, a couple of wines
There was this band called Madison Flint performing
Have no freaking clue who they are
All these girl groupies were trying to talk to them
I think cos they’re kwailo

Just because they’re kwailo doesn’t mean they’re better you know

Aiyo you see
The way i’m writing now
All short sentences, getting bitchier and bitchier

Time to work

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