This is too cool NOT to link!
FaiTheMai wears cool shirts
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Exactly a year ago, Joyce and POB went to the park
Where she put milk and eggs on the ground
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Exactly two years ago, Joyce was lacking sleep badly cos of college
She thought that would change when she starts work
Oh how wrong she was…
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It’s this Wednesday
I wonder whether they’ll perform “Hoppipolla”
But it won’t sound the same like the ori >_<
So yay, this wednesday!

Kev… Kevvvv…. you wanna go with me?

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Just seeing this picture taken of pure liqour at bartending class makes me wanna hurl.


Recovery.

I’m starting to hate alcohol…
*hears gasps all around*
After drinking constantly for the past three days from morning till night
After drinking gila babi last night as well

It’s damn sickening la… *groan*

Can’t function properly
Can’t work properly
Pondering whether to go for the Guess event at 5…
But i’m damn lazy…

>_<

Recovery = Fail

MaryBerry conned me into going to Mambo last night

“Pleaseeee please go! We haven’t had a girls’ night out for soooo lonnnggg!” she wheedled
“… I dunno la, i’m damn tired… Got quite a bit of work somemore…”
“But i won’t be here this weekend! We’ll just go, have some drinks!” her cute voice came on

Die.

“The only reason i’d go is cos… my make up is damn nice now okay.”
“Yeah! Oh look! Your eyelashes are soooo prettttyyyy!!!”

My thoughts uncontrollably wandered to how fabulous they looked for the day
Oh! Let’s just bloody go out, bat them and show off!

“You’re such a bitch. Okay la, i’ll go.”
“Weeee!!! Yayyy!!!”

-_-

Damn dangerous la her bloody cute voice and whines

After a few strong drinks, i still wasn’t tipsy
Tiu… drink so much until immune already
Wanna get high also cannot

Bloody Alvin thought i was going to the bathroom to throw up when i really wanted to pee

I sort of got conned into something else yesterday as well
*looks at ceiling*
But i learnt already that just shut up, don’t bitch on blog cos it’ll just turn political, and learn that not everybody knows how to clarify things properly
*continues looking at ceiling and not bitch*

So anyway
I was made to wear something i don’t think i’d actually buy
The top was too big and was taped behind me
The pants were too tight and i had to suck it in gila babi just to zip it up
Standing in between lights and reflectors
Holding a clutch while posing for the camera

Sounds very glamarous, no?

…

I felt like a rhinoceros.

I suck at posing
I’m good at posing with my own camera or with people posing with me
But posing alone, i start going nuts and have no creativity whatsoever in where to place my legs, feet and arms.

I kept on thinking how i belong behind the camera
Not in front of it

Photographer: “Not easy to model leh?”
Me: “Uh huh… “

After many shots, they decided to change the clutch cos the previous one didn’t look good in the pictures
-_-’

I blurted out, “Walau… so all that (ref: to all the headache posing) was for fucks ar?”
Everyone: “Er…”
WriterFriend: *laughs*