“I Don’t Feel Like Myself Today”

Fuck. I think I’m having an identity crisis.

Yesterday was damn weird, k?
I woke up feeling bloated like fuck, so I went to the bathroom to look in the mirror.
And I almost died.

I’ve Got Facial Hair!

It’s not funny ok?
It’s damn freaky considering how baby smooth my skin has been all these years.
I still feel damn hungover, but I think I can see a bit of misai on top of my mouth and *puke* STUBBLE!

Sure la, you wake up looking like a man, you oso sure crisis, right?

So anyway, I thought like I had to go out and do some normal stuff to make me feel like my usual beautiful self again. First thing on tonight’s agenda – Isaac@LaundryBar.

Thank god I met SuperstarAdlin and Trina there, but even they seemed a bit weird tonight.

What’s wrong with everyone!?

I went up to Adlin to receive my customary hug and then the fucker just stood there looking at me like I was some weirdo.

So I just grabbed him and force-hugged anyway la.

I’m like WTF right?
Just a little bloated, all these people tak layan already.
Now I know how bloody shallow some of these guys are.

Wanna hug to feel tetek abit only.
Some more so dark sure cannot see my misai, so I thought ok la, maybe the bloody idiot sick or something.

Then this morning, I finally downloaded the picture of me and Adlin off the phone.

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Ok, no more drinking for a month.

Serious.

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