Archive for September 10th, 2006

Sunday September 10, 2006

Published on September 10, 2006 in Uncategorized. 14 Comments

A.D.D.

My attention span seriously cannot make it today
I keep on doing work in short spurts

I think my wound from Tioman is healing… very badly.
Haven’t been taking care of it and it’s swelled up around the sides.

0_o

Kicking at them when i walk/club/sleep isn’t helping either

I yelled like a bitch one morning in bed as we were doing that turn-around and cuddle the other way thing
“Oh, sorry baby!” he apologised sleepily
“Fuckfuckfuck… it’s not you… i kicked myself, mahai damn pain…” I writhed in painful whines
Then i’d fall asleep after awhile

AzwinAndy said i was proudly showing off my wounds to him after OD-ing on champagne
“You were like, *puts on high-pitched girlie voice* Look! I cut myself on coral! And oh look! Look!!! Here’s another one!!! *goes back to normal macho voice* Fucking psycho.”
Me:  

Here’s a nice post on POB and his shoes - *click*

I must say he’s doing a good job of controling his shoe craziness now
Though he admitted he lost it while bidding for some pair on eBay
*tsk*

Today, he wore Birkenstocks. ORI Birkenstocks somemore.
But no matter how big the shoes (or sandals) he fills are, he still trembles like a bloody leaf when a cockroach is near us.
He did that stupid thing where his eyes go really huge (cos he *is* truly scared) and started lifting his feet up from the floor, making me panic slightly as well
Even though i have no fear of cockroaches, i don’t really want one running up my thigh

Then i saw where it was -_-
“Friend. The stupid cockroach is damn far away okay!”
“It was running around!”

What else. Oh. My father and brother were outside just now, so i sat on the bench and mentioned again how it’d be great if i could drive the 5 series.
My father laughed and my brother grinned like a clown.
Was i joking? No… i wasn’t joking wei. Why is everyone taking it like a joke?
So cruel… how can you be cruel to your blood.

I told Daddy how POB said he’d be out of his mind to give me the keys to that car
Daddy replied with one word: “Yup.”

My parents have never even SEEN me drive!
This is unfair, judging me based on… sheer faith (or the lack of it) that their daughter has no ability to drive!

So many people’s birthdays this week 
Happy Belated shoutout to Llew of Attic as well 
Happy Birthday TODAY to POB! Debbie Ong! And Wong Eugene!

I should just do a week thing and wish all in a shot

 

Sunday September 10, 2006

Published on September 10, 2006 in Uncategorized. 2 Comments

A year ago, was the Tommy watch launch
*click*

Today Is Puggy’s Day!

Happy 24th Birthday, Mr. Designer!
Meeting you was one of the best things that ever happened to me
Your bad hearing
Your low tolerance on pretentious people
Your outspoken and sometimes unnecessary bitchiness

But you’re still sweet and spoil me
And i know it’s not because you want to get into my pants
Cos you don’t swing that way

I wish you pure happiness
May you find the man of your dreams someday, soon
Can i be your maid of honour?
But you must get married out of Malaysia la yeah

I love you long time.

Also
Happy Birthday to RyanSoosayRaj!

Who’s in UK so calling him at 8 in the morning, London time, isn’t the best thing to do at the moment…
Come back to KL for Xmas, please?
And remember to bring me pork pies!
Pork pies pork pies pork pies *chants crazily*

Tomorrow is September 11th
PassedOutBen’s Birthday!
POB is turning, what, 25?
You’re passing the ‘early twenties’ stage… mwahaha

Pictureless.

I know i know, i haven’t posted pictures up for ages and they’re all overdue!
I just daren’t upload them into my pc lest it crash on me again… so i have to clean out my memory disk space

Last night was SkeletorKevin & Gwyneth’s wedding
StephTheVolcano looked totally grown up and awesome
SmallSerena wore her Diane von Furstenberg
PhatFabes spilt sauce on his white shirt
Jake told me Smellie is gay and doesn’t know it 0_o abit the scary
Cammy lost way too much weight but still packs in as much energy
JJ looked very very kacak in his suit *woohoo*

All the girls carried clutches and it’s SO unconventional no matter how classy it looks
Cos it can barely fit anything and all boyfriends had to shove ciggie boxes and digicams into their pockets

We all drank alot, obviously  >_<
Lots of wine, beer and whiskey

By the time i got to Attic for KinkyPugKev’s birthday, i was happy and high

I twirled around to make my cotton candy dress pouf up much to others’ entertainment.
“Turn, Joyce, turn!” KinkyPug would prompt me
Then i’d go “Wee!!!” and turn clockwise. Then anti-clockwise.
Damn layan.

I dropped my Lulu Guinness clutch thrice much to my chagrin.
Already i’m such a klutz. With alcohol intake, it’s inevitable i’d drop it.

Stupid clutches. I can’t ‘clutch’ when i’m tipsy yo!

Every time i dropped it, i’d gasp and shriek, “My Lulu!” and snatch it up from the floor as quick as a cat
As if there was that 5-second rule involved
You know the 5-second rule? Where if you drop something edible on the floor, as long as you pick it up within 5 seconds, it’s still okay to eat it
I don’t know, someone told me about that
I thought it was a bit stupid but it seemed to work with bags
Like the less time it spent on the floor, the less horrid dirt it’d pick up, the less pain my poor bag would feel
>_<

Joyce Tries To Get

5-Series Carkeys

After test-driving another car the other day, it really hit me how much the Kia sucks
Tekan to rush also cannot jalan and it just sucks up more petrol
Everyone is slowly getting used to the idea of me driving around
I bumped into Jagjeet in Bangsar while loaning products for a shoot last Friday

“Where you going after this?”
“Oh i’m gonna drive to 1U and pick up more stuff.”
“You drive?!”
” Yes. I drive.”
“What car do you drive?”
“Oh i’m driving my mum’s car today.”
“They allow you to drive??”
” Yes. They *allow* me to drive.”

Anyway, Daddy just bought a second-hand 5 series from my uncle, who’s migrated to Oz
It arrived while i was away in Tioman and (a bit sayang la) but i noticed there was a small dent on the back of the car
And a marvelous idea hit me while he called me on my mobile last night

“Yes, wassup!”
“Just checking, are you in KL?”
“Yes la. Are *you* in KL? Haven’t seen you at home also.”
“I am now.”
“Heh, oh i saw the new car arrived!”
“Yeah…” *can picture him grinning*
“But why got dent? You know… since you still have your BM… and Nick has his BM… and there’s a dent at the back of the new one, i can take it out and if i *do* bang something, there won’t be a difference cos there’s already a dent there!” i told him my genius idea on why i should be allowed to drive the nice fast car, having happy images of me zooming from place to place when i’m doing my product loans
“No la. Even i find it a bit bulky to drive.”
“But noone’s using it now! And it’s already got a dent! Will cost the same to replace entire thing!”
“No. Will cost more to pay the damages when you bang other people.”
“Tiu…”

Okay la, have to do work.
Maybe i can put up Tioman pics tomorrow…

Edit : :

Oh yay! Got *one* picture
DamnDirtyArthur  drew me a fairy picture!


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