Exactly a year ago, i looked 16
I think the increase in stress has diminished any misconceptions of that by now
*click*
Two years ago… oh GOD i looked so different
0_o *click*
It Was A Trance-like State
When i found myself with a plastic bag in my hand
Huh? Who? What happened? Ohmygod i bought a dress
I mean seriously, all i had to do was walk from Dome @ Midvalley to the carpark upstairs without buying anything
Then i found myself walking involuntarily into a shop
Then i found myself pulling on a dress to try with POB nagging me on the phone that Ken is going to mengamuk if i’m late
Then i found myself scrutinizing it thinking, ‘But oh! it’s absolutely lovelyyyy’
And then… fail.
I think God implanted some gene in (most) women to just lose it when they shop.
Like really really lose it. Forget about bills, having to go to the doctor. Forget credit card bills.
Hell, if i had a kid, i’ll be thinking, “It’s okay! I can buy the dress and the baby can live on diluted milk for a month and it’ll be okay.”
Then when i showed POB the dress, he said it looks like it came from Alice In Wonderland
-_- I almost hit him.
Oh yeah, today is GarfieldChak’s birthday!
I think he turns twenty…eight?
@ Cynna’s 1st Anniversary last Wed
Some Manners, Can?
I was a bit moody from having to layan people and this person whom i think is a real freakzoid from hell came up and said hi
Actually. She didn’t come up and say hi.
More like she whacked me on the arm to catch my attention
I was so annoyed i felt like whacking her back.
Who the hell hits people on their arm to say hi?
I already saw her and we happened to be walking towards each other
We’re not in primary school anymore!
Allah i’m just emoing la.
I just imagined if one of my editors came up to me and whacked me to say hi, i wouldn’t be bothered by it
But its different! I bet none of my editors will walk up to me, whack me and stand there with a half smile, blinking away
And then she had to stare at Smellie and me hanging out
So weird
We both noticed it
“Don’t you feel weird knowing she’s sitting there staring at us?” asked Smellie
I put my lips to his ear, “YUP.”
Losing The Plot: Case #23489
I was proudly telling POB about my old friend who’s coming back to KL soon and how i hadn’t seen her in years
How we were close in Form 2
How i changed school but i’d try to meet up with her at McDs in SS2 before tuition
How she’s an absolute sweetheart for sending me stargaze lilies for my birthday one year, and a gorgeous necklace the next
How i’m a god-awful friend for not sending her anything at all
How i screamed and woke up in excitement when she called me last week to tell me she’s coming back
How i said i’d slap her if she doesn’t call me cos i MUST buy her dinner
How she’s studying medicine
“Oh my god. No wonder now only she finished studying,” POB said, looking to the heavens
“Yeah, she last told me she’s working in a pharmacy part time or something like that, oh my god!” I banged the table, “This is why you have friends who are doctors. Cos then. She can prescribe me cough medicine!!!”
“…. you know. The story was having such a nice ending… Then you lost the plot.”
“Mwahaha… mwahaha…” *crazy plotting laughter*
You Know I’m Serious
KinkyPugKevin smsed me:
I’m sure you know Superbar and Lied are performing in Laundry this Friday and you won’t FFK *friend’s party* on me right?
I replied:
Yup. I’m all yours Friday. Swear on fairies.
He smsed back in glee and told me who he’s fantasizing about -_- so i didn’t reply after that 
But yeah. You know i’m serious when i swear on fairies.
