Where’s A Black Cloth

When You Need One

Going for the Superheroes Charity party at Maison
And Cynna’s 1st Anniversary

I was struck with the fantastic idea to wrap my whole self up in a black cloth and chuck on the batman mask for Maison
Then when i go to Cynna, i just throw off the cloth and mask and wala!

But i can’t find a black cloth anywhere and was too busy to go buy one today
-_-

My only worries are:
Can i drink through the mask?
and
Maybe i should cut a hole through the cloth so that an arm can stick out to hold a drink

But i can’t find black cloth!
Maybe i’ll just fuck the idea and be a spoilsport

I’m running out of clothes to wear to events… again
Supposed to wear pink for Cynna but i already wore my pink dress to the wedding and Attic last weekend
It’d be sacrilegious to wear it tonight
>_<

Ok no more blogging, go get ready!

Exactly a year ago, Joyce had a very serious chat with Steven
*click*

Must. Deworm.

I keep on forgetting to buy deworming pills to take after all my sandfly bites at Tioman
Cammy was shrieking at me, “Must take! You must. Take. Them!”
“Okay okayyyyy, i am, i will!”

I remember the last time i bought deworming pills was just a few months ago
I suspected i got worms cos i was eating so much but losing weight
Very weird
And i remembered that hey, everyone’s supposed to take deworming pills every 6 months or so anyway
Mommy used to buy them for me. But when you’re (supposedly) an adult, your parents can’t keep on checking whether you’re taking care of your body
-_-

So i pottered into Guardian to buy some deworming pills and batteries
The batteries were equally important for entirely different reasons
I planned to buy two boxes, one for me and one for Smellie
Cos heck, he’s definitely not one to buy them and taking care of myself = taking care of him too
So la di da, there i was checking out the few brands for the pills when i noticed… two girls standing next to me checking out plasters or something

One of looked at me and whispered to her companion
Whereupon they’d both slowly look at me, making me go all paranoid and uncomfortable
Tiu… don’t tell me they read my blog… it’s just deworming pills! I don’t have worms! I don’t *think* i have worms! Everyone should take deworming pills anyway!!!

Even after all these thoughts ran through my head, they were still staring at me
So I snatched up Zentel (since Mommy always bought it - brand loyalty yo), slunk off and went to whine to QueenKanch about people staring at me buy deworming pills.

>_<

No Sleep Makes You Go Cuckoo

It’s only Monday and i’m dying dying dying
Did work till 7am, slept till 10am
Rushed out in a flurry cos i have to pick particular things up before 12 noon
I look horrible and pasty. Even glorified make up isn’t helping me much now.
The only thing that managed to put some ‘boing’ back into me was when i was walking near Aldo

“Let’s go look at shoes!”
“I thought you’re damn tired…”
“I am… but the store’s just freaking steps away!”
“Hahaha!”

Then i came home, thinking i could squeeze in a nap before continuing
Not. Possible.
Phonecalls and work = No nap for Joyce

Then i did it all while listening to Christmas songs.

Confirmed losing it.

Shocking quote of the week:
“The reason you marry early is so you can get divorced and marry again.”

This coming from someone who has tied the knot…
We all laughed then cos it seemed funny
And said person was joking… i think.
0_o

Oh Lynnzter showed me
someone’s Friendster site

I don’t really care so much how they call themself ’something-something’ The Fairy too
But it’s a bit too obvious if they steal pictures with me in it and put them up as their own right.

-_-

Shameless.

A year ago, was the Tommy watch launch
*click*

Today Is Puggy’s Day!

Happy 24th Birthday, Mr. Designer!
Meeting you was one of the best things that ever happened to me
Your bad hearing
Your low tolerance on pretentious people
Your outspoken and sometimes unnecessary bitchiness

But you’re still sweet and spoil me
And i know it’s not because you want to get into my pants
Cos you don’t swing that way

I wish you pure happiness
May you find the man of your dreams someday, soon
Can i be your maid of honour?
But you must get married out of Malaysia la yeah

I love you long time.

Also
Happy Birthday to RyanSoosayRaj!

Who’s in UK so calling him at 8 in the morning, London time, isn’t the best thing to do at the moment…
Come back to KL for Xmas, please?
And remember to bring me pork pies!
Pork pies pork pies pork pies *chants crazily*

Tomorrow is September 11th
PassedOutBen’s Birthday!
POB is turning, what, 25?
You’re passing the ‘early twenties’ stage… mwahaha

Pictureless.

I know i know, i haven’t posted pictures up for ages and they’re all overdue!
I just daren’t upload them into my pc lest it crash on me again… so i have to clean out my memory disk space

Last night was SkeletorKevin & Gwyneth’s wedding
StephTheVolcano looked totally grown up and awesome
SmallSerena wore her Diane von Furstenberg
PhatFabes spilt sauce on his white shirt
Jake told me Smellie is gay and doesn’t know it 0_o abit the scary
Cammy lost way too much weight but still packs in as much energy
JJ looked very very kacak in his suit *woohoo*

All the girls carried clutches and it’s SO unconventional no matter how classy it looks
Cos it can barely fit anything and all boyfriends had to shove ciggie boxes and digicams into their pockets

We all drank alot, obviously  >_<
Lots of wine, beer and whiskey

By the time i got to Attic for KinkyPugKev’s birthday, i was happy and high

I twirled around to make my cotton candy dress pouf up much to others’ entertainment.
“Turn, Joyce, turn!” KinkyPug would prompt me
Then i’d go “Wee!!!” and turn clockwise. Then anti-clockwise.
Damn layan.

I dropped my Lulu Guinness clutch thrice much to my chagrin.
Already i’m such a klutz. With alcohol intake, it’s inevitable i’d drop it.

Stupid clutches. I can’t ‘clutch’ when i’m tipsy yo!

Every time i dropped it, i’d gasp and shriek, “My Lulu!” and snatch it up from the floor as quick as a cat
As if there was that 5-second rule involved
You know the 5-second rule? Where if you drop something edible on the floor, as long as you pick it up within 5 seconds, it’s still okay to eat it
I don’t know, someone told me about that
I thought it was a bit stupid but it seemed to work with bags
Like the less time it spent on the floor, the less horrid dirt it’d pick up, the less pain my poor bag would feel
>_<

Joyce Tries To Get

5-Series Carkeys

After test-driving another car the other day, it really hit me how much the Kia sucks
Tekan to rush also cannot jalan and it just sucks up more petrol
Everyone is slowly getting used to the idea of me driving around
I bumped into Jagjeet in Bangsar while loaning products for a shoot last Friday

“Where you going after this?”
“Oh i’m gonna drive to 1U and pick up more stuff.”
“You drive?!”
” Yes. I drive.”
“What car do you drive?”
“Oh i’m driving my mum’s car today.”
“They allow you to drive??”
” Yes. They *allow* me to drive.”

Anyway, Daddy just bought a second-hand 5 series from my uncle, who’s migrated to Oz
It arrived while i was away in Tioman and (a bit sayang la) but i noticed there was a small dent on the back of the car
And a marvelous idea hit me while he called me on my mobile last night

“Yes, wassup!”
“Just checking, are you in KL?”
“Yes la. Are *you* in KL? Haven’t seen you at home also.”
“I am now.”
“Heh, oh i saw the new car arrived!”
“Yeah…” *can picture him grinning*
“But why got dent? You know… since you still have your BM… and Nick has his BM… and there’s a dent at the back of the new one, i can take it out and if i *do* bang something, there won’t be a difference cos there’s already a dent there!” i told him my genius idea on why i should be allowed to drive the nice fast car, having happy images of me zooming from place to place when i’m doing my product loans
“No la. Even i find it a bit bulky to drive.”
“But noone’s using it now! And it’s already got a dent! Will cost the same to replace entire thing!”
“No. Will cost more to pay the damages when you bang other people.”
“Tiu…”

Okay la, have to do work.
Maybe i can put up Tioman pics tomorrow…

Edit : :

Oh yay! Got *one* picture
DamnDirtyArthur  drew me a fairy picture!

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