Well That’s What We’re For

I got a bit emo when people kept on calling me or MSN-ing me on what’s going on this month
Yes, there are alot of events and things going on
No, i cannot remember every single detail off the top of my head

Then i find myself opening my own Word files on articles/research i’ve done to rattle off events, dates, line ups, time and ticket prices.

I’m not a magazine.
That’s what the magazines are for

Go buy the magazine.

I mean, come on, then i write for fucks is it if you all wanna ask me about everything?
Go buy KLue la
5 bucks only
You sit at the mamak and order two Cokes also it costs about the same now (unfortunately)

I Need A Massage!

And A Doctor, Maybe…

Oh god. 24 hours after leaving Tioman Island i’m finally home.
My body is aching but i’m all raring to go!

As expected, i came home with several injuries, which is very typical of me.

Day 1
Snorkeling while tipsy is not good
I swam right into coral during low tide >_< and grazed my elbow badly

Day 2
This time i was sober
Wasn’t paying much attention to my flailing body parts while having a chat with the fishies and managed to gash my foot in two places
I thought it was just a measly cut and paid no attention to it
Peering down half an hour later, they were still bleeding into the sea
That’s when i thought, “Wokay… time to go on land…0_o…”

Friends’ divemaster had to clean it up for me with alcohol the next day
I bit my lip and tried not to yell like a kid while this white lady grimaced as she saw it

Day 3
Helping Shameless & Drunk Friend stand up on beach
And cut the bottom of my foot horribly on a sharp stone
It’s got slightly infected even though i lifted the flap of skin up to rid it of sand *ooch*

My feet injuries are the worse ones… cos they’re ALL on my right foot
So i’m hobbling like a creaky old witch now
*shows war scars holiday scars off proudly*

Everyone was busy tanning all holiday save for me
Cos i tan *way* too easily. I just have to walk around and i get a tan.

DreamerCyn commented my bikini was too tiny when she joined us on Friday
“Oh, i brought others, i’ll wear those tomorrow.”

The next day, i pulled on another one
Cyn: This is even smaller  then the one yesterday 
Me: Is it? 

Kay, i’m off and out to boast about my holiday to anyone who will listen *gleeful*

: : Edit : :

Only *i* can manage to bump my own ankles into each other while walking and reopen my gash
Idiot. *bangs head*

Squeezed seeing as many darlings as possible tonight
Laughed damn alot but seems to me more then one person *cough* seems to have gone psycho in the short span of time i’ve been absent
It’s okay. We all have our psycho moments/phases.
Though there *was* one incident i looked up at the ceiling while two darlings were telling me psycho things and muttered aloud to myself, “I wish i was still in Tioman…”

Oh wow, and miracles occur with absence too
I refused to step foot into the apartment till it was neat
And Smellie tidied the whole place up!

And then and then, he angelically took a bath

7.40

Tiu…

“I Don’t Feel Like Myself Today”

Fuck. I think I’m having an identity crisis.

Yesterday was damn weird, k?
I woke up feeling bloated like fuck, so I went to the bathroom to look in the mirror.
And I almost died.

I’ve Got Facial Hair!

It’s not funny ok?
It’s damn freaky considering how baby smooth my skin has been all these years.
I still feel damn hungover, but I think I can see a bit of misai on top of my mouth and *puke* STUBBLE!

Sure la, you wake up looking like a man, you oso sure crisis, right?

So anyway, I thought like I had to go out and do some normal stuff to make me feel like my usual beautiful self again. First thing on tonight’s agenda – Isaac@LaundryBar.

Thank god I met SuperstarAdlin and Trina there, but even they seemed a bit weird tonight.

What’s wrong with everyone!?

I went up to Adlin to receive my customary hug and then the fucker just stood there looking at me like I was some weirdo.

So I just grabbed him and force-hugged anyway la.

I’m like WTF right?
Just a little bloated, all these people tak layan already.
Now I know how bloody shallow some of these guys are.

Wanna hug to feel tetek abit only.
Some more so dark sure cannot see my misai, so I thought ok la, maybe the bloody idiot sick or something.

Then this morning, I finally downloaded the picture of me and Adlin off the phone.

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Ok, no more drinking for a month.

Serious.

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