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The Horror Of The Covenant

The Covenant

Worst movie i’ve seen all year… if not all decade
I’m even comparing it to the all-time worst movies i despise as well

The only thing that kept me watching was how hot hot hot the actors were
So hot
So very insanely hot
Especially the scene where they were all at the swimming pool, and their swimming trunks were waaaay below their hips
Ridiculous. Inappropriate. But hell, i’m not complaining.

Their bodies left very little to be desired
The script was another matter – it left alot to be desired

The horror of the movie got me all grouchy and edgy
Plus i needed to pee really bad
Even worst still was after the movie, the doors out of Cineleisure were closed, so everyone was abit confused as to where to exit
And the annoying guard wouldn’t let me go through the cinema again to pee

In the end GarfieldChak and i walked through the cinema
I was already playing out in my head that if the guard wouldn’t let us through, i’s honestly going to throw a super BF for their incompetancy ANYWAY

See. I’m still so geram thinking about the shitty night.

In contrast to The Sucky Covenant, The Prestige  was brilliant

Brilliant

I loved it as much as Million Dollar Baby

Aiyo i can’t even rave about The Prestige as much as i’d like cos the memory of me in an annoyed mood all night is still lingering

Adidas Rod Laver City Series

I was taking pics of sneakers a few weeks ago
And ended up pulling a pair that i fancied on
And taking more pictures of them then the rest

They’re so pretty! And they’re satin-ish!

Retailing for RM300 something at the 3point6 stores
There’s this other pair as well that looks really nice
Red London skyline against white

But i’m not craving them anymore cos the same day i acquired a new pair of beautiful corp slut shoes from Aldo

I’m Sick Of My Hair

I’m fidgety and i should really go to sleep soon cos i have to get up at 9:30
Heh, can just imagine those of you who have to rise at 7am cursing me now…

Anyway, i’m really sick of my hair now
It’s an awkward length (i’m just rambling, this is honestly for me to read la)
It’s too short to tie shit
It’s too long to style funkily
I begged Milkah to let me go in for a haircut tomorrow…

I don’t care what she wants to do to it
Chop it, colour it, curl it

Just wanna change it goddammit!

I’ve had the short pixiecut for a year and a half
It’s time for something different
Sien already

Seriously Can Mati

Seriously can mati la, got friends like *this*

I almost forgot this!
A year ago, my straight guy friends all made out with each other
Gay with straight
Straight with straight
*click*

BracesAaron’s post is so… goddamn bright
What’s with guys (i.e. Adam) and you picking the most god awful colours to TAINT my blog with?
With the exception of Kevin
But then of course, he’s a designer and has some decent colour coordination

Are you purposely trying to uglify my blog or something?!
Bugger
I’m still going to look for your fat pictures

Oh Groan

Imma having a stomachache
And i’m craving for salmon salad which i will get my ass off to go get in a bit

The Revel4tion rave was fun, but it was mostly work for me

I had 12 drink coupons all to myself  so my countdown was how many i had left
“1 down… 11 to go!”
But it deemed difficult to take pictures with a beer can in hand
I need one of those gadgets which i can affix to my pants to hold my can

I didn’t actually have all 12 beers
Being the generous soul that i am, i gave a few coupons and half-drunk cans away
So maybe i had 8 in total…  >_<

There wasn’t much to snap early in the night, what with lack of people and all
So i stood at the Vortex ride they’d brought in and tried to get a good shot
I got alot of half-past six (literally) ones
Finally got a full circle one

By the time i was done, i’d memorised when exactly the ride speeds up -_-

As i pottered around, i saw someone being pushed in a wheelchair
“Jesus, how desperate are some people to come to a rave… hurt also want to come,” i mumbled to myself
I mumble to myself way too much when i’m alone
Usually stop when i notice people staring at me talking to myself

I was still staring at the wheelchair, and my gaze went up to see…

Someone i know!

0_o

The shameless person in the wheelchair is my friend!

I was all,

“... *GASP!*…

These shameless people are my friendssss!”

Then i went up to laugh at them and take pictures

… and give him your beer.

PassedOutBen was responsible for pushing him along
Rather proudly too, i must say

“Damn chun okay, all the chicks will like me.”
” -_- Actually no lor. You look damn lame…”
“Shaddup. The chicks like it.”
Something along those lines la.

There’s something about an injured person next to you while you’re holding beer.
You just feel obligated to give it to them, as if the beer would cure or ease their pain.
So i happily gave Baby (its his nickname la…) beer to drink, which he graciously held on to

By the end of the night…

That’s such an awesome picture, we should make a poster boy out of you!

POB and i went to get somemore drinks and i tried unsuccesfully to get interesting shots of our shadows
Because they’re so boring, i spiced it up

Oh yeah and then the rave ended at 1am

*1* am…

Unheard of, isn’t it.
Apparently the authorities came and the organisers had no choice.

Oh well.

We went back to the villa to find… that someone had broken into it and stolen Andy’s laptop
Very not cool
They even managed to find the cable from another bag and snagged that as well

Sigh.

Nothing was taken from my bag
I don’t think the thieves fancied my Forever21 leaf necklace, empty camera bag or bras.

TL  Turns A SEXAY 25!

TL turns 25 today!
Scream with me! –

WOOHOO!!!

Well, you all already know how much i adore TL
Just two weeks ago, yet *another* girl friend of mine mentioned,
“Hey… i find TL quite cute… nice to talk to somemore…”

So i told another girl about it, “Eh. ———- also thinks TL is cute leh. You have competition, haha!”
“Hmm.”
Females are so monosyllable in envious times

Anyway,
We’re so blessed to have you living with us

We love you long time!

I can never look as cool as you in shades. Ever.

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A Whole

Vomit Of Pix

I don’t know, most people hated me with red lipstick
I don’t see what’s the problem ‘cos its not going to come off as long as Smellie isn’t out with me to smooch

Some ass even tried to wipe it off with his hand *cough*KeithRaymond*cough*
Whereupon i got my revenge when he dropped me home… by planting a huge kiss on his cheek

I turned my back and bounced through the lift doors
Leaving the despised bright red lip marks on his cheek with him going “Joyceeeee!!!” while wiping it off exasperatedly

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Speaking of red
Here’s the cut i got earlier this week

Blur picture due to disabled picture-taking shivering

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You Can Lick Me Up, I Promise.

Well, not *me* per se…
But something equally delish, nonetheless

So now you can drink a cocktail named after me!
Invented by KrazyKatKyan, there was Version 1, then now Version 2

K2Kyan said it’ll be around RM28-32
Cos it’s got lots of alco in it
  I wonder why 

So it’s blue. Strong. And expensive mwahaha…
Eh wait, i’m not saying i’m expensive
…
but i’m not cheap also la

… -_-

Okay i’ll just shut up
Moving on

It’s available in The Attic

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“Can you, like, not* take pictures without telling me first?! I need to get ready and pose!”

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On that same day, we bumped into Josh and May and my first time meeting their 9-month-old cutiepie

Aren’t his cheeks so nice and fat!
Just wanna cubitttttttttt

That also happened to be the day some toddler RAN INTO my leg and knocked himself over
Ash said i kicked him

I turned around to see him still sitting on the floor
So i walked back, picked him up and placed him on his feet
He didn’t utter a word of thank you
Not even a squeak
His parents were laughing at him from paces away

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After all that food (BracesAaron helped me scoff the rest of my bangers & mash cos i’s too full from gobbling every different curry available at Gobi’s place earlier), we went to KL for wine

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AzwinAndy’s Hari Raya open house

Smellie’s big glasses

Azwin, you know i’m your true friend
Because i photoshopped all your zits out

Actually. More to – because i don’t want ugly people on my blog HAHAHA
Sorry.
You’re the only one that had to be enhanced.

Four of us went upstairs to look for Woofy
Smellie just wanted to see Azwin’s room… desperately
So gay -_-
Fai was too lazy to walk up the stairs.

Does your mum know what a dirty boy you are?