Sunday Night Pennings:

Rudy La Faber, i HATE YOU!

That was the line that repeated in my head the whole time i was taking a shower
Why?

Cos bastardhell Rudy and me were online
I told him i was going to take a shower then continue work
He called me crazy and that surely there is something wrong with people taking showers at 4 in the morning
I said i was dirty
Then he did the abominable - he made me think of pontianaks

So in return, i typed the word pontianak out damn alot of times just as he was saying goodnight, hoping he’d dream about them

And in return (oh, you vindictive person!) i got an sms from an unknown number saying “Look around you.”
Being a bloody scaredy cat, i didn’t dare turn around and msn-ed him whether he sms-ed me from a different number
He denied and i was freaking the fuck out
The accused finally admitted guilty before gleefully going off to bed

One hour later, i hopped into the shower and couldn’t stop imagining bloody Jun-Ons coming at me everytime i closed my eyes!!!!

I imagined it grabbing my hair
I imagined it standing right in front of me, leering at me
I imagined it hanging from the corner of the shower
I imagined it standing in the reflection of the damn mirror

The whole time i was cursing you insanely, hoping you’re having a nightmare right then for psycho-ing me into having the shittiest shower since the really scary one in Kuching

I even tried imagining happy things to push away the images of long-haired, white-clad pontianaks with their eyes gouged out
Think happy thoughts *cry* think happy thoughts

So i put an image of a happy laughing pony in my head
But a pontianak came over and ate her up

So that didn’t work
-_-

I’m damn traumatised now okay

I HATE YOU!!!

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Layan Diri

I was pottering about the flea market in Mont Kiara last Thursday
When i saw this stall where you can make 100 stickers for RM5
In less then a minute!

So i made many many KinkyBlueFairy stickers

                     

QueenKanch let me stick one on her

Thing is, the stickers are so tiny, they’re not worth sticking on anything
So a fantastic idea hit me while i was having a drink - Stick them on lighters!

Annoy the heck out of all my friends so when they fish out their lighters, they’ll be reminded of adorable me!

   

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24 Is So Addictive

Oh God, i keep on telling myself, “Okay, last episode…”
Then i end up watching another one way after Smellie has already fallen asleep
It’s almost 5 and i MUST sleep to wake up early for work
Eek

I tore myself away for 10 minutes (in between episodes of course) to make sure i don’t forget anything tomorrow morning

Watching 24 makes me damn kancheong, rushing things like as if i’m trying to save the country as well

I realise TV shows really do that to me
After watching episode after episode of House, anytime i feel an itch or a slight insignificant pain anywhere
I immediately think,

“Oh my god, i’m going to DIE“

whilst having images of some virus spreading through the bloodstream in my body (like how they have in the show)

The other day i checked someone’s spelling on MSN
“The word ‘insomniacal’ doesn’t exist.”
“Yes it does.”
“No it doesn’t, not officially. I dictionary dot com-ed it.”
“I can’t believe you checked it! You’re so anal.”
“Sorry. Been watching too much Monk.”

>_<

But hey Mr. Editor, you simply made up a word and conned puny writers like me to believe its existence!
That’s why i’m not writing your name down here
Me so nice