Exactly two years ago, Joyce spoke to a bird
The fauna kind
*click*

A year ago, were hell alotta parties
Hell. There are *still* alot of parties
*click*

“What reminds you of me?”

Huh? Instead of coming from someone like the boyfriend, it came from MaryBerry
Perhaps she was doing research… or something

I didn’t even have to muster up much effort to conjure up the answers

“Well. Whenever i see cute, red little things like strawberry charms, i think of you… or when i drive past huge cartoon movie posters. Like that stupid Happy Feet penguin one, then i’m always reminded of you…”
“Really? Hahaha!” her kiddy giggles burst out the phone speaker
“Yes. Really.”
“Have you watched the premier of Happy Feet yet?”
“No Mary. But i’ve waiting allll yearrrrr to watch it.”
“Oh my god! I’m so excited and it’s so good!!!”

… -_-

Sarcasm didn’t seem to work with the college kid

Watching Him Sleep

It was 4 am, Tuesday, and i crept into the bedroom to escape the glare from the fluorescent light and pc screen outside
Just for ten minutes, i promised myself, before continuing work
Easing myself into bed, i fit perfectly into his dosing curve
We shifted slightly and i found myself face-to-face with him, mine three inches from his

His eyes were closed, as he breathed evenly
I found myself breathing in and out with his time
In some effort to move at the same rhythm

I studied his face, thinking of all the reasons why i love him
I stared at the splash of freckles that he despises so, but i find adorable
His long eyelashes
His nose
His curly hair tickling the side of my cheek
His lips
His lips… were quivering…

Suddenly he burped
 
And the stench of 3-hour-old digested pasta that i’d just cooked for him permeated my nostrils

0_o’

For 24 hours is quite blar

I got paranoid that there is no oxygen in the apartment and opened all the balcony windows to let the cool breeze in
The aedes mosquitoes decided to come in as well
-_-

There are no dirty dishes in the sink because…
When i’m really free, i’m too lazy to do them right away
But when i have work to do and am sick of staring at the screen,
I willingly wash dishes, wipe tables, sweep floor…
-_-
In fact, i’m really enthusiastic about scrubbing the bathroom
-_-

The monkey and the mai came to save me!
Because i’m carless, they fetched me and we went to yam cha for a bit

I have been calling my brother in desperation
“Eh… is the computer okay or not?”
“Nope. Can’t do anything with it yet.”
“Damn…”
“Why? You can do work in the apartment right?”
“Yeah… but i think Adam and i will get damn sick of each other soon la. He leaves for work, see my face. Come back from work, see my face.”

“I’m afraid we’ll get sick of each other soon leh…” i told the boyfriend to his face
“No… i like seeing you after work!” he replied

Maybe he’s being clever and saying that cos it’s more to what a girlfriend wants to hear rather then -
“Yeah. I’m getting kinda bored of seeing you everyday too. Can you like, go home?”

But *sigh* i dunno leh
We haven’t fought or anything
Just thinking that i might be strangling him of alone time
Or maybe i’m just being jittery cos i miss having my *own* alone time at home

I have been hiding in the apartment for too many days staring at the pc

TOMORROW
NO MATTER WHAT

I shall go out into the sun
I shall make time to put on my bikini and lounge by the pool with a cocktail in hand and a magazine in the other

Yes
I shall do that

It’s Thursday already
0_o
I can’t believe it
I haven’t stepped out into sunshine since… Sunday  -_-
I am officially a vampire *rowr*

… Where did the ‘rowr’ come from  0_o
Ok i’m also officially going insane