Are You Single?

And are you my friend?
Haha…

Cos if you are, read: i’m finally throwing that Single’s Party i’ve been blabbering about to you all when i bump into you in clubs
And if i haven’t mentioned it to you yet, it’s prollie cos i didn’t know when it was gonna be

Now how did this absurd semangat idea come up

Well.

I got really sick of guys asking me, “Hey… you know alot of girls right, Joyce? You know any who are single ar?”
Me: “Er… think i’m so free to intro issit.”

And then the exact same lines would come from girls

-_-

Do i look like Fairy Godmatchmaker to you?

So i thought, heck.
Just invite all my single friends to one area in one time and it’ll just be a chill out merry-making (and obviously drinking) session.

This is not a single and desperate party, mind you
The main people i have in mind that MUST come are remotely single and utterly fabulous
They’re just picky
So it’s a great opportunity to gather all the fabulous peeps in one place and mingle and… drink.


This isn’t necessarily a party to hook up
The whole point that everyone is single is so that when you talk to someone and find them attractive, you don’t have to think, “Oh daymn, they’re not single,” and slouch away
Unless of course, you end up competing for attention and conversation with someone else then heck, *puts palms up* it’s not my fault ok…

It’ll be in Somo, the new Japanese restaurant and bar in Mont Kiara, next to Coffee Bean

I actually took these pictures for KLue, but they wanted evening shots instead *faints* so i guess its ok to post these

And it’s also AndrewBNBC and Ken’s new baby
Their baby bar that is… cos one already has a son and the other has one on the way…
I’d love to have a bar rather then a baby…
Shit, diverting topic again

ANYWAY

I honestly wanted to throw this in December, after proper planning since i’ve been so crazy busy
But because the bar is already booked for some events, and i’m off to Italy (and of COURSE i have to be there :p), Andrew and Ken insisted gila babi that we do it… THIS FRIDAY

-_-

“This Friday? Crazy! Cannot!”
“Can can.”
“I have so much work to do… i cannot prepare and call everyone in time!”
“Can can. Make it like first round la, call a few people to come and drink!”
“Tiu… you just want an excuse to drink more right!”

So.

To all my single and fun-loving friends out there if you’re reading this
Please come this Friday night
Or… if you’re single, fabulous and hot (QC a bit can?) you can come too

Damn alot of people were whining why they couldn’t go despite obvious reasons

“Why can’t i go!?”
“Cos. It’s a single’s party and you’re not single idiot.”
“But whyyyyyy!”
“Jesus, damn gatal right.”

“Eh i want to go!”
“You can’t. You have a girlfriend.”
“Aww c’mon Joyce…”
“What… you want me to tell your girlfriend you’re begging to go for a single’s party? -_- “
“Can la…”
“Fuck man! Damn gatal can die!”

Place:
Somo (next to Coffee Bean)
@ Mont Kiara

Time:
7pm onwards (after-work tani!)

At first, i thought of doing this invite-only but there’s no time
So make it a big shebang and see how we can improve this in January

If you’re not single and you show up, you’d better have a damn bloody good excuse for i’ll take pictures of you and post them on my blog for your other half to thwack you over the head and question what you were doing at a Single’s Party. *cough*Kanch*cough*

Dress your best.
Joyce is not responsible for any person’s psychotic behaviour after introduction.

RingoCheesie told me Andrew came up with a game/icebreaker

Me: No! No games… *sob* are they cheesy?
Cheesie: …
Me: Haha… erm, corny?

Well she told me it and its not cheesy corny so phew, that’s alright
It has something to do with alcohol rewards  -_-
Trust the alkey brothers to come up with a game to do with alcohol -_-
Well they *do* own the bar so i’ll shut up

The whole point of this post is because i really don’t have the time to call people up one by one
So don’t be so mengada
Just come
Drink
Check out Somo before it launches in December

Cool? Cool… phwoar damn tired
Need to sleep now

See you Friday