Are You Single?
And are you my friend?
Haha…
Cos if you are, read: i’m finally throwing that Single’s Party i’ve been blabbering about to you all when i bump into you in clubs
And if i haven’t mentioned it to you yet, it’s prollie cos i didn’t know when it was gonna be
Now how did this absurd semangat idea come up
Well.
I got really sick of guys asking me, “Hey… you know alot of girls right, Joyce? You know any who are single ar?”
Me: “Er… think i’m so free to intro issit.”
And then the exact same lines would come from girls
-_-
Do i look like Fairy Godmatchmaker to you?
So i thought, heck.
Just invite all my single friends to one area in one time and it’ll just be a chill out merry-making (and obviously drinking) session.
This is not a single and desperate party, mind you
The main people i have in mind that MUST come are remotely single and utterly fabulous
They’re just picky
So it’s a great opportunity to gather all the fabulous peeps in one place and mingle and… drink.
This isn’t necessarily a party to hook up
The whole point that everyone is single is so that when you talk to someone and find them attractive, you don’t have to think, “Oh daymn, they’re not single,” and slouch away
Unless of course, you end up competing for attention and conversation with someone else then heck, *puts palms up* it’s not my fault ok…
It’ll be in Somo, the new Japanese restaurant and bar in Mont Kiara, next to Coffee Bean
I actually took these pictures for KLue, but they wanted evening shots instead *faints* so i guess its ok to post these
And it’s also AndrewBNBC and Ken’s new baby
Their baby bar that is… cos one already has a son and the other has one on the way…
I’d love to have a bar rather then a baby…
Shit, diverting topic again
ANYWAY
I honestly wanted to throw this in December, after proper planning since i’ve been so crazy busy
But because the bar is already booked for some events, and i’m off to Italy (and of COURSE i have to be there :p), Andrew and Ken insisted gila babi that we do it… THIS FRIDAY
-_-
“This Friday? Crazy! Cannot!”
“Can can.”
“I have so much work to do… i cannot prepare and call everyone in time!”
“Can can. Make it like first round la, call a few people to come and drink!”
“Tiu… you just want an excuse to drink more right!”
So.
To all my single and fun-loving friends out there if you’re reading this
Please come this Friday night
Or… if you’re single, fabulous and hot (QC a bit can?) you can come too
Damn alot of people were whining why they couldn’t go despite obvious reasons
“Why can’t i go!?”
“Cos. It’s a single’s party and you’re not single idiot.”
“But whyyyyyy!”
“Jesus, damn gatal right.”
“Eh i want to go!”
“You can’t. You have a girlfriend.”
“Aww c’mon Joyce…”
“What… you want me to tell your girlfriend you’re begging to go for a single’s party? -_- “
“Can la…”
“Fuck man! Damn gatal can die!”
Place:
Somo (next to Coffee Bean)
@ Mont Kiara
Time:
7pm onwards (after-work tani!)
At first, i thought of doing this invite-only but there’s no time
So make it a big shebang and see how we can improve this in January
If you’re not single and you show up, you’d better have a damn bloody good excuse for i’ll take pictures of you and post them on my blog for your other half to thwack you over the head and question what you were doing at a Single’s Party. *cough*Kanch*cough*
Dress your best.
Joyce is not responsible for any person’s psychotic behaviour after introduction.
RingoCheesie told me Andrew came up with a game/icebreaker
Me: No! No games… *sob* are they cheesy?
Cheesie: …
Me: Haha… erm, corny?
Well she told me it and its not cheesy corny so phew, that’s alright
It has something to do with alcohol rewards -_-
Trust the alkey brothers to come up with a game to do with alcohol -_-
Well they *do* own the bar so i’ll shut up
The whole point of this post is because i really don’t have the time to call people up one by one
So don’t be so mengada
Just come
Drink
Check out Somo before it launches in December
Cool? Cool… phwoar damn tired
Need to sleep now
See you Friday
THIS FRIDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? KNNB.
THIS FRIDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? KNNB.
Fuck i’m gay. So inconsiderate la you.
Pffbt. Dowan fwen you. -_-
Fuck i’m gay. So inconsiderate la you.
Pffbt. Dowan fwen you. -_-
eh. YOU not single oso
jk
now become mama-pimp ka? hee hee!
eh. YOU not single oso
jk
now become mama-pimp ka? hee hee!
Eh fuck la also. I wanted to ask you teman me TAG one..
I dowan TAG liao la. *emodiva
I go lepak with your bf. We be’z gay.
Eh fuck la also. I wanted to ask you teman me TAG one..
I dowan TAG liao la. *emodiva
I go lepak with your bf. We be’z gay.
Kev who says you can’t go? You might get lucky.
Plus Fairy GodMatchMaker organize one. Must go, must go.
Kev who says you can’t go? You might get lucky.
Plus Fairy GodMatchMaker organize one. Must go, must go.
fireangel: *tsk*
kev: you already know about this wut… mengada onli -_-
lynnzter: aiyo, if its calling ppl i KNOW it’s not me looking right -_- hee hee
fireangel: *tsk*
kev: you already know about this wut… mengada onli -_-
lynnzter: aiyo, if its calling ppl i KNOW it’s not me looking right -_- hee hee
omg i wannna gooooooooooooo hahahhaaahahha
omg i wannna gooooooooooooo hahahhaaahahha
I have a bottle there in MY name! :D:D:D
I have a bottle there in MY name! :D:D:D
oh this one…
ok i might go since i’m the nearest to get there. stay at i-zen, work at i-zen, somo is my neighbour. let u know again soon.. 
oh this one…
ok i might go since i’m the nearest to get there. stay at i-zen, work at i-zen, somo is my neighbour. let u know again soon.. 
basically… everyone’s single until they’re married, correct? according to registration forms… anyway.
basically… everyone’s single until they’re married, correct? according to registration forms… anyway.
mich: you’re hot stuff. unfortunately you’re taken. or.. fortunately in Josh’s case haha
kim: you must go
lisha: selarrrrttt! lol. you also damn hot. you must go.
mich: you’re hot stuff. unfortunately you’re taken. or.. fortunately in Josh’s case haha
kim: you must go
lisha: selarrrrttt! lol. you also damn hot. you must go.
can i go ah….?
i wanna go… i wanna go… i wanna go…
but got work… *sob*
can i go ah….?
i wanna go… i wanna go… i wanna go…
but got work… *sob*
think i can hook up with this lady2isis fella ah?
eh fuck la joyce. can advertise for homos a bit kenonot? tak kan you leave me being single and shit the rest of my life right? or you can at least organize some gay party shit and i’m like the king of the party la. help me… help you… be a good friend. hehehe. you know you want to…
*poke
think i can hook up with this lady2isis fella ah?
eh fuck la joyce. can advertise for homos a bit kenonot? tak kan you leave me being single and shit the rest of my life right? or you can at least organize some gay party shit and i’m like the king of the party la. help me… help you… be a good friend. hehehe. you know you want to…
*poke
i cant make it
*sobs*
i cant make it
*sobs*
Yeah, i am damn sick of the “Eh, can intro me to girls ah…?” question… Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn sickening. heh heh…
Yeah, i am damn sick of the “Eh, can intro me to girls ah…?” question… Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn sickening. heh heh…
like, macam best je kan?
what say you joyce-mama san?
hehehe
like, macam best je kan?
what say you joyce-mama san?
hehehe
mama-san? hehhehe… i like that!
from now on, i will call Joyce,
Kinky-Mama san-Fairy! @_@
mama-san? hehhehe… i like that!
from now on, i will call Joyce,
Kinky-Mama san-Fairy! @_@
nightstar: ask permission la…
declare u single for a night. 
kinkymamasanfairy: ok babe, i’m going.
nightstar: ask permission la…
declare u single for a night. 
kinkymamasanfairy: ok babe, i’m going.
Kev: Queen of the party you mean.
Joyce: Can I go?
Kev: Queen of the party you mean.
Joyce: Can I go?
ya i second kevin. organize gay singles party also laaaaa
ya i second kevin. organize gay singles party also laaaaa
I know you banned me from going when you told us bout it but I’m going with Thresa… I’m not married - very single! =) hehe.
I know you banned me from going when you told us bout it but I’m going with Thresa… I’m not married - very single! =) hehe.
hahaha….sounds waaayyy cool…but am absolutely not going there alone… i’l be darn sesat! =P
hahaha….sounds waaayyy cool…but am absolutely not going there alone… i’l be darn sesat! =P
bhavesh: oi… don’t you have some chinese chickadee?
kev: sorry la kev… i thought its better i don’t invite the gays and lesbians cos i don’t know THAT many anyway and you also prollie know the ones i know -_- so a bit pointless. and wait all the gays target the straights how?
confusing la skit…
i organise some gay one with you next time k? Attic! hahaha
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oi… what’s with the mamasan thing wei… 0_o
i remember this group of friends calling me that after i gave them a contact for strippers for their office party -_-
kim: awesome blossom
marcus: of course, just don’t scare people can?
cheneille: oi. you’re not even in the country! and you know more lesbians then i do laaaa!!!
frances: tsk tsk! selarrrrtttt haha ok la andrew your boss. you sure have to go wan
blackfoxgloves: who’s this?
bhavesh: oi… don’t you have some chinese chickadee?
kev: sorry la kev… i thought its better i don’t invite the gays and lesbians cos i don’t know THAT many anyway and you also prollie know the ones i know -_- so a bit pointless. and wait all the gays target the straights how?
confusing la skit…
i organise some gay one with you next time k? Attic! hahaha
—————-
oi… what’s with the mamasan thing wei… 0_o
i remember this group of friends calling me that after i gave them a contact for strippers for their office party -_-
kim: awesome blossom
marcus: of course, just don’t scare people can?
cheneille: oi. you’re not even in the country! and you know more lesbians then i do laaaa!!!
frances: tsk tsk! selarrrrtttt haha ok la andrew your boss. you sure have to go wan
blackfoxgloves: who’s this?
Who, me scare people? I very scary meh?
Meh……
Who, me scare people? I very scary meh?
Meh……
mrcus: hee hee *pats back* you wree a bit the freaky the first time i saw you lor… macam stalker sikit… :p then after knew you better ok. you’re sane. Mwhaahhaa
mrcus: hee hee *pats back* you wree a bit the freaky the first time i saw you lor… macam stalker sikit… :p then after knew you better ok. you’re sane. Mwhaahhaa
Awwwww great. I got the stalker vibe….. No wonder I’m still single. I need to reset the aura or something.
Now with my new haircut must be even worse…
The ‘Dumb and Dumber’, I call it.
Memang besar stalker vibe.
Boo hoo…
Awwwww great. I got the stalker vibe….. No wonder I’m still single. I need to reset the aura or something.
Now with my new haircut must be even worse…
The ‘Dumb and Dumber’, I call it.
Memang besar stalker vibe.
Boo hoo…
mm hm! selarrttt it is =) just one night.. won’t die! Yealah, Andrew made most of the girls in BnBC go! hehe.. see ya there babe.
mm hm! selarrttt it is =) just one night.. won’t die! Yealah, Andrew made most of the girls in BnBC go! hehe.. see ya there babe.
marcus: no la… after that now you ok
i help you ditch your stalker vibe ok? haha
frances: YEAH. That’s the way! Up the poon count! lol
marcus: no la… after that now you ok
i help you ditch your stalker vibe ok? haha
frances: YEAH. That’s the way! Up the poon count! lol
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA Marcus stalker!!! -_- *whistles*
Nemind Joyce. I donch fwen you one week you see how. Huh! Huh! Huh! *merajuk*
Wah this is most commented entry so far i’ve seen haha. Looks like your readers ARE desperate -_-
Attract more gay men in here please… *squeeze
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA Marcus stalker!!! -_- *whistles*
Nemind Joyce. I donch fwen you one week you see how. Huh! Huh! Huh! *merajuk*
Wah this is most commented entry so far i’ve seen haha. Looks like your readers ARE desperate -_-
Attract more gay men in here please… *squeeze
OMG did you use the word Poon? BIG SIGH. BIGGER SIGH.
No wonder i dont give you props.
OMG did you use the word Poon? BIG SIGH. BIGGER SIGH.
No wonder i dont give you props.
SoooOoooo, Madame PimpForYourSingles… for the benefit of those who sent you a RSVP reply and can’t make it, do they get a consolation prize of… *thinks* perhaps pics of the candidates… ehehe. =)
SoooOoooo, Madame PimpForYourSingles… for the benefit of those who sent you a RSVP reply and can’t make it, do they get a consolation prize of… *thinks* perhaps pics of the candidates… ehehe. =)
kev: you and your stupid props haha. i tell you ar… i think you’ll end up going to somo tomorrow then you really have to makan your words and DOWN IT! hahha
chrissy: heh pics of course. but there’s nothing like the real thing ey?
kev: you and your stupid props haha. i tell you ar… i think you’ll end up going to somo tomorrow then you really have to makan your words and DOWN IT! hahha
chrissy: heh pics of course. but there’s nothing like the real thing ey?
BIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH
BIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH
but i’m coming home!!!!!!!! like real soon!!! and i can count the number of lesbians i know with one hand okay. LAINIE’S the one who knows a lot of lesbians. organize laaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehe
KINKYPIMPJOYCE
but i’m coming home!!!!!!!! like real soon!!! and i can count the number of lesbians i know with one hand okay. LAINIE’S the one who knows a lot of lesbians. organize laaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehe
KINKYPIMPJOYCE
why you all pressuring me… 0_o
why you all pressuring me… 0_o
TEE HEE!!
Like worse than closing mags right? hehe