Monthly Archives: November 2006
Published on 23 November 2006
I Dreamt I Got Drunk
Damn weird
I had the most intricate dream and remember every bit of it
Don’t really have time to write now
I dreamt that so many parties were going on. So i went to KennySia’s first, he had clowns, a trampoline, photographers, the works you know? But he only had one drink to a person. I can’t believe i could REMEMBER that in my dream 0_o So my gfs and i were walking around and so many KIDS were screaming around us. Like small kids, children. They were grumbling like ogres that because kenny wanted to get the whole circus thing, little kids came instead and it was damn annoying. We got a drink and hopped to another party after that. Somehow AlcoJason came back to KL just for the singles party (and hey, i wOULD get drunk in a dream with him innit haha) and i kept on reminding myself, “Don’t forget to go to Somo laterrr”
In the end, we had so much that i got drunk and don’t remember what happened. After a few hours, i woke up to find it was morning and bugged all my friends, “Did i go to Somo? Did i go to Somo?”
Turned out i didn’t and i felt really bad about it. Chak scolded me for not going. People actually went and left cos i wasn’t there to layan. Then it got me thinking, “Shit, maybe i’ll just throw another one this week!”
Damn pei
-_-
Published on 23 November 2006
So It’s On!
I’m pretty excited about tonight, yet in a way, AndrewBNBC and i are just banging only
Invite and see what happens hee hee
I know MIFA is on
So some of the models said they’ll come before/after
I know Kancil Awards are on also
So you advertising peeps can come after if you’re up for it
I know Armin van Buuren will be in Zouk
But he came before, and he’ll come again
“Why must you do it on Friday? Why not Saturday?!”
“Cos… I’m free on Friday and Saturday i have another friend’s party to go to…”
“Bitch. So must be in your time la?”
“Of course! Hee hee…”
Also, i have never heard SO MANY excuses from attached people before…
“Maybe… i’ll have a fight with him on that day then i can come!”
” -_- “
“Eh i could just tell her i dropped by to pass you something right!”
” -_- “
I can’t even recall all of them cos after a couple, i basically clutched my heart while my eyes rolled back in shock
Can die wei hear all this
I think you’ll die more la if your other half heard it
-_-
So many smss and calls i had to layan, questions bout whether got hot chicks la, guys la, bla bla bla
*falls over*
Like working liddat
Well i’m trying my best to make sure there are more girls then guys
But i have to make sure there are hot guys as well or else the girls will bitchslap me
I still think that it’s important the poon count is higher then the cock count
They’re better eye candy anyway
Someone asked me whether they’re gonna meet their soulmate there and he sounded dead serious
0_o
“Who are you going to introduce me to? Will i like her?”
“I don’t see why you have a problem wei… you’re a model… takkan you don’t have girls falling all over you.”
“I don’t like the models i meet at fashion shows… they’re boring.”
“Heh ok.”
“Am i going to meet my soul mate there?”
“Ha?!?”
“Do you have anyone in mind for me already?”
“… you come and reckie sendiri la…”
My plot to have only single people failed
The attached are still bulldozing in
And… i’m a bit at fault cos after drinking i blabbered to a lass who just got attached, “You’re not single… but you sooo hot you must come!” and patted her on the back
Fucking shallow and lost the plot.
I hope it doesn’t rain wei
Or else we’d all have to huddle like ducks under the huge shade…
Which some might prefer
Luckily it’d stopped raining when i had to take pictures today
Dashed back to the apartment and realised bright orange sunshine was streaming in through the shutters
Grabbed my camera and pranced over to the balcony
Balancing precariously on the wooden railing, i snapped a picture
When i jumped off the railing, i tripped and almost fell over
Guess i’m not as nimble as how i used to be… 
I can just imagine Smellie yelling, “Cos you’re a fat chicken!”
-_-
TL & I =
“I realise i don’t blog as much as last time… last time damn semangat, blog every night, now i’d rather sleep or rest… i’m growing up…”
“No. You’re not growing up.”
“Huh? 
“
“You’re growing OLD!” he grins at me cheekily
“WAHLAU!!!” 
Published on 22 November 2006
Published on 21 November 2006
Are You Single?
And are you my friend?
Haha…
Cos if you are, read: i’m finally throwing that Single’s Party i’ve been blabbering about to you all when i bump into you in clubs
And if i haven’t mentioned it to you yet, it’s prollie cos i didn’t know when it was gonna be
Now how did this absurd semangat idea come up
Well.
I got really sick of guys asking me, “Hey… you know alot of girls right, Joyce? You know any who are single ar?”
Me: “Er… think i’m so free to intro issit.”
And then the exact same lines would come from girls
-_-
Do i look like Fairy Godmatchmaker to you?
So i thought, heck.
Just invite all my single friends to one area in one time and it’ll just be a chill out merry-making (and obviously drinking) session.
This is not a single and desperate party, mind you
The main people i have in mind that MUST come are remotely single and utterly fabulous
They’re just picky
So it’s a great opportunity to gather all the fabulous peeps in one place and mingle and… drink.
This isn’t necessarily a party to hook up
The whole point that everyone is single is so that when you talk to someone and find them attractive, you don’t have to think, “Oh daymn, they’re not single,” and slouch away
Unless of course, you end up competing for attention and conversation with someone else then heck, *puts palms up* it’s not my fault ok…
It’ll be in Somo, the new Japanese restaurant and bar in Mont Kiara, next to Coffee Bean
I actually took these pictures for KLue, but they wanted evening shots instead *faints* so i guess its ok to post these
And it’s also AndrewBNBC and Ken’s new baby
Their baby bar that is… cos one already has a son and the other has one on the way…
I’d love to have a bar rather then a baby…
Shit, diverting topic again
ANYWAY
I honestly wanted to throw this in December, after proper planning since i’ve been so crazy busy
But because the bar is already booked for some events, and i’m off to Italy (and of COURSE i have to be there :p), Andrew and Ken insisted gila babi that we do it… THIS FRIDAY
-_-
“This Friday? Crazy! Cannot!”
“Can can.”
“I have so much work to do… i cannot prepare and call everyone in time!”
“Can can. Make it like first round la, call a few people to come and drink!”
“Tiu… you just want an excuse to drink more right!”
So.
To all my single and fun-loving friends out there if you’re reading this
Please come this Friday night
Or… if you’re single, fabulous and hot (QC a bit can?) you can come too
Damn alot of people were whining why they couldn’t go despite obvious reasons
“Why can’t i go!?”
“Cos. It’s a single’s party and you’re not single idiot.”
“But whyyyyyy!”
“Jesus, damn gatal right.”
“Eh i want to go!”
“You can’t. You have a girlfriend.”
“Aww c’mon Joyce…”
“What… you want me to tell your girlfriend you’re begging to go for a single’s party? -_- “
“Can la…”
“Fuck man! Damn gatal can die!”
Place:
Somo (next to Coffee Bean)
@ Mont Kiara
Time:
7pm onwards (after-work tani!)
At first, i thought of doing this invite-only but there’s no time
So make it a big shebang and see how we can improve this in January
If you’re not single and you show up, you’d better have a damn bloody good excuse for i’ll take pictures of you and post them on my blog for your other half to thwack you over the head and question what you were doing at a Single’s Party. *cough*Kanch*cough*
Dress your best.
Joyce is not responsible for any person’s psychotic behaviour after introduction.
RingoCheesie told me Andrew came up with a game/icebreaker
Me: No! No games… *sob* are they cheesy?
Cheesie: …
Me: Haha… erm, corny?
Well she told me it and its not cheesy corny so phew, that’s alright
It has something to do with alcohol rewards -_-
Trust the alkey brothers to come up with a game to do with alcohol -_-
Well they *do* own the bar so i’ll shut up
The whole point of this post is because i really don’t have the time to call people up one by one
So don’t be so mengada
Just come
Drink
Check out Somo before it launches in December
Cool? Cool… phwoar damn tired
Need to sleep now
See you Friday
Published on 21 November 2006
Pasaut Heineken Mouse
is my nickname on MSN today
I got the ‘pasaut’ bit from the Jiaoman
I don’t know how i did it without coffee, but i managed to stay really awake with only a two-hour nap a night, for the past two nights
After doing work till 11am today, i happily trotted off to the bedroom to (finally) sleep
Oh yeah. The server in my area was down this morning (wtf) so i came to Smellie’s to send off my work
When the pc is fixed and fine, the internet plays pms on me??
Bloody hell
It felt so good to just be able to PASAUT without any worries
At one point, i was half in heavy slumber when Smellie moved and i kinda remember growling mighty grouchily at him for stirring me
0_o
But *happy sigh*, i feel way better after getting my sleep
Despite being tired, i went to watch Happy Feet with MaryBerry
And it’s pretty good!
Waaaaaaay better then Bobo Bear, Mary 
Published on 20 November 2006
Perking Up
I’m finally perking up with my Jaffa cake bar in hand
Probably the last one in the house too
The pc at home is finally fixed and the keys seem strange to my fingers after typing on the apartment one for so long
Didn’t get any sleep last night and basically looked like shit most of last week
Saturday, AshleyTheMonkey and me:
Ash: You look damn tired 0_o
Me: What… i’m wearing make up!
Perhaps my make up skills aren’t as canggih as i thought -_-
My eyebrows were unruly, manicure all a-chipping, skin dry
At least my cooking skills got better cos i didn’t really have time to go out and eat
So i had lots of lamb and baked beans
I know the beans make me fart alot but i couldn’t care less
God knows why but i was craving baked beans insanely all week
Smellie thinks its gross but oh well, he farts way more then i do
Managed to stay up by guzzling Coke all night
Caffeine yo
I vacuumed at 11 this morning cos i was just high on stress
It just felt so good to see all that dirt being sucked away and be gone!
I’m not sure whether its good or bad to see this matronly side coming out in me
0_0
And momentarily had the idea
of throwing myself out the apartment balcony, into the swimming pool downstairs and drowning
Damn drama right -_-
Italy, Here I Come!
Oh after hoping and hoping, i’ll be going to Italy!
So excited!
Gonna take loads of photos, spend time with my lovelies, gawk at art, freeze a tad, try not to shop too much, meet hot Italian guys new people
Ash will be in the same country but i don’t think we’ll be in the same city at the same time
Smellie and Fai can stay home in KL and play X-Box together
Relish Across Frangi
Went to Relish for a food review last week
Really want to bring Smellie there since he adores his burgers so
I *must* have my meat rare to medium rare… i just don’t get satisfied if it’s all cooked cow
Smellie likes his well done, though
Ok i’m babbling boringly
Three more pieces of work and i’m DONE till… Thursday
