Light Affair? Rubbish.
Disentangling Christmas lights require the patience of a nun
And despite what you all might say, that’d i’d require more then just patience bla bla bla, i feel like a certified nun now
Scenario:
Little me wrestling with a string of entangled starry lights
“Ish…” Maneuver. Dip head under on strand. Where does that… But that’s under… What the…
“Urghhh…” Ok ok… so that hook is connected to that strand… There you go… unhook that…
How come that’s so stuck…?
“BWARGH!”
Fucking thing… fucking… annoying… lights…
“Baby are you okay?”
The boyfriend’s eyes flicker over to me for a nanosecond before resting on the tv again
His thumbs and fingers are busy twiddling furiously on the Xbox console
“Mmmm argh, some help would be nice.”
“Okay…”
Fine, i’m not blessed with height, so i had to hop to throw the lights around the tree abit
By the time i was done, his ass was still planted in front of some Superman game
“Baby i love you!” he chirped
I grunted in response
“Magehai… got cheebai boyfriend like this can die!” i thought vehemently to myself
Next, the baubles
Ikea totally conned our asses… now i know why the baubles were cheaper then usual… cos you have to meticulously tie all the strings on yourself!!!
“Baby want some chocolate?”
“I. Want. Some. Help.”
“But i don’t know what to do!”
In the end he helped me tie the strings on (like five only)
Never heard so many curses pass through his lips in five minutes before
“Stupid gay shit… urgh!”
How fun it is to torture boyfriends 
“I hate anything to do with artsy stuff! I hate designy things! I even hated my design teachers!”
“… do you hate me now?”
“YES.” 
“Awww….” 
Perhaps all the well we didn’t have some Christmas Tree Decorating Party
Cos my Martha side would prollie come out if someone hung the deco the wrong way
As did he
“You can’t hang that there!” i shrieked
“Why not?!” Fella losing patience already
“Because the one right next to it is the same design!!!”
“GOOD.”
“You hung this one right?” I pointed at a forlorn burgundy bauble
It looked forlorn because…
“Yes. Why? What’s wrong with it?” he challenged
“It’s not hanging! It’s like, resting on the branch.”
“GOOD.”
I couldn’t tahan and started laughing
Needless to state, in the end i still finished it up myself
Wah headache!
Glad you got it all done though. Now we await the dreadful day when you have to ‘undo’ everything. Another dose of naturally induced head trauma…
Wah headache!
Glad you got it all done though. Now we await the dreadful day when you have to ‘undo’ everything. Another dose of naturally induced head trauma…
o god adam’s lucky mahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns! the scenario would SO be the other way round if the tree needed to be done at josh’s lolz.. i’ll be busy painting nails and he’ll be playing the ’mmm arrggh sum help would be nice’ -role wahahahha ;p
o god adam’s lucky mahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns! the scenario would SO be the other way round if the tree needed to be done at josh’s lolz.. i’ll be busy painting nails and he’ll be playing the ’mmm arrggh sum help would be nice’ -role wahahahha ;p
omg don’t tell me about the lights
i had to put up 6 strands of the damn things on the xmas tree
being tangled, falling down, fucking up, showing too much wire
by the 4th strand i was on the verge of tears
and my mother won’t help cos she said it was my job
by the 5th i started screaming at the tree
so frustrating
omg don’t tell me about the lights
i had to put up 6 strands of the damn things on the xmas tree
being tangled, falling down, fucking up, showing too much wire
by the 4th strand i was on the verge of tears
and my mother won’t help cos she said it was my job
by the 5th i started screaming at the tree
so frustrating
It took me 45 minutes to string all those damn Ikea baubles, and then another 45 minutes to set up the damn tree! >_< Then when I finally finished everything and strung on the lights, they worked for a grand total of 5 minutes. Grr.
It took me 45 minutes to string all those damn Ikea baubles, and then another 45 minutes to set up the damn tree! >_< Then when I finally finished everything and strung on the lights, they worked for a grand total of 5 minutes. Grr.
ahhh…the joy of it. Imagine me having to disentagle lights for the whole church? haha
ahhh…the joy of it. Imagine me having to disentagle lights for the whole church? haha
Merry Christmas dearie!!! Have a blasting New Year!!
Merry Christmas dearie!!! Have a blasting New Year!!
Adam said you failed to mention that he carried the WHOLE christmas tree into the apartment by himself….. hehh!
Adam said you failed to mention that he carried the WHOLE christmas tree into the apartment by himself….. hehh!
sue: eh don’t la remind me…
kim: i HAVE to meet your mum man
agora (damn long la): walau. confirm garner brownie points from heaven haha
aaron: well, prollie cos he’s so noT muskular that’s why it was such a feat for him HAHAHA
sue: eh don’t la remind me…
kim: i HAVE to meet your mum man
agora (damn long la): walau. confirm garner brownie points from heaven haha
aaron: well, prollie cos he’s so noT muskular that’s why it was such a feat for him HAHAHA