Monthly Archives: December 2006
Published on 15 December 2006
Leceh Launch
The soft launch at Sanctuary last night was damn leceh man…
They didn’t prepare the drinks beforehand so people were queuing up for drinks
Poor Deep gave up after standing for damn long
As i sipped on my drink, i stared at everyone around me
People just looked so pariah for free alco
“Okay… the people here like never see alcohol before liddat…”
20 minutes to get a free drink is way too long -_-
We’d rather just buy drinks
So ButtercupSharon, Deep, DreamerCyn and the rest of us went back to… Laundry
Haha
Sorry Puggy
*Fairy* says:
TL’s my date to my food review tonight!
kev says:
and???
*Fairy* says:
jealous?! mwahahahhaha
kev says:
kev says:
i hate you
kev says:
i utterly despise you!
My desperate-housewife side is kicking in today
I spent the whole day doing housework
Picking up clothes, emptying his pockets and putting all the change away
Vacummed, mopped, wiped, washed dishes
Living room, kitchen
Ultimate was scrubbing the bathroom
Fairy on all fours in a thong scrubbing
Don’t you all wish i was your girlfriend?
-_-
Published on 13 December 2006
KLCC Caught On
Thank the Christmas fairies KLCC caught on the gold rush and ditched their passe purple deco that they’ve had for two years running (or more)

Laundry Has Competition
Went to check out the new bar and restaurant directly above Laundry with ButtercupSharon
Called The Sanctuary

Very different from Laundry, which is probably the whole idea
Balinese-themed with a contemporary touch
I had some glass noodles in the restaurant section
RM8 for a platter so massive, i had to bungkus the rest home
0_o
The service was great! 
Waiters and waitresses so smiley, i had to grin back
Beer was quick to come, so was the food
Launching tonight, well, i think its the launch
MET 10
Went for the Met 10 (Malaysian English Top Ten) Awards last Sunday night @ Ruums
It’s the second year running for this event
I’m much much too lazy to edit all the pictures
Gone are the college days where i’d tirelessly edit them with fonts and things
Now i just want to run off and cuddle

AshleyTheMonkey 
Akhi, me looking retarded, Ash, FaiTheMai
I was actually halfway going, “Er…”

Azana, Adam

Dhanya, StephTheVolcano, Ilia, moi
Woohoo… lookit Steph’s coy pout
MareDiva, Fairy, SmallSerena, Nat

JasonLo gataling with the chicas – SpankyCammy, sultry Ilia, Steph

Just by looking at her demeanour, you can tell StephTheVolcano was a naughty kid.
Badddd, Steph, baddddddd.

Brian and Steph canoodling
WHY do i have so many pics of Steph?! -_-

Daphne makes my eyes look even more chinky

J.D. and the award Pop Shuvit won

Rahul and EddyTheCanvas

The Hot Chicks.
So. Gay.

The Pout Clan

Murat, PietroFelix, Ash

I belong to the Kissing Clan



*grimace*

A prime example of how you should look like when you laugh from your side

There’s something repetitive about Ean in my pictures… he’s always flexing

See. Flexing even while stressing.

And then. He steals thunder from the rest of the guys by flexing besar-besar.
And worst still. He blocks Brian with his MANLY MUSKEL at that.

Oh, oh, and THEN, he *has* to carry me too, proving how awesomely strong he is


More girly pics!

The German points

The Jakeman, whom i used to be terrified of, but now run up for hugs

Phwoar. Azura has a sexay pose.

SpankyCammy cuddles up
Confirmed the most PDA couple there

Upon checking on FaiTheMai, he was too busy to look at the camera

Mmm, smoky, smoky!

Jake’s so big, he just took up half the picture

JayaramJunior
No more pictures, the rest are too embarrasing to put up
Will get ass kicked if i do
Anyhoo, i got massively drunk (and i haven’t for a long time!!!), got emo, and literally dragged home
>_<
Party Party Party… er
I managed to get sucked into planning AlcoJason’s birthday bash
So convenient for him – just sit his ass in London, then fly home to his party
-_-
He gave me his budget and a few preferred particulars
So i have yet to pick the place and call his friends up
Then i also got sucked into cooking one dish for 30 people for another party
>_<
Kanch Shortens My Life Span
I had just woken up, and still pei from lack of sleep and food
QueenKanch was lecturing me on what eye creams and moisturizers to get
“You should just get La Mer.”
“I don’t want to splurge 600 bucks on a cream okay.”
She stated that i should treat it like an investment
0_o
I had an epiphany on the shocking things QueenKanch spurts to AshleyTheMonkey and i
Its increase in shock factor subsequently decreases our life span
So everytime she says something damn tak kena or insane, i just start slumping all over the place as if i’m about to pass out and die
Back to the damn creams,
Somehow, the brands and prices she was recommending me went higher and higher
By the time she mentioned some cream that cost a whopping 1,200 bucks, i don’t remember the brand because i was too busy screaming
shock horror bloody daylight
robbery murder in the car
Confirmed lost more days on my life span count
Published on 13 December 2006
Joyce Plays Pirate
After the worst night’s sleep, i was freaking exhausted all of Tuesday
I tried sleeping for 4 hours -_-
Do you know how tiring that is?
Now i truly understand and pity insomniacs
It was so bad that i felt like turning to alcohol, cough mixture or sleeping pills to help me
But i refrained
By 6am i managed to somehow fall asleep and Smellie accidentally woke me up when he came in at 6:30
Oh my god i almost lost it…
Extremely moody, i was imagining throwing a temper tantrum – throwing the clock at the cupboard and all
“I’m sorry…” he said meekly
I didn’t say anything, just put a finger up to gesture - “Wait.” - and walked out of the room
After cooling down, i went back in and managed to fall asleep to the sound of chirping birds
I didn’t even have a full-on three hours sleep!
I had some tossing and turning one and almost died having to wake up later on
0_o
After work, i was intent on tiring myself out so i walked around KLCC and… donated money to some shops there
I saw this awesomely cute t-shirt in Zara while on the phone with Smellie
It had two monsters on it, “… and one’s going ARGHHHH!!!!, and the other one is going ARRRHHHH!!!” i growled hyperly
“Right….”
“Uh huh! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Then i saw this stranger staring at me growling to myself like a pirate in a corner
>_<
*
VincentSomo convinced me that it was a much better idea to get a few drinks to help me sleep easier
-_-
So i weakened and went to Somo, of course
Saw CrazyCassandra, Tim, AprilJuice and BalaTania
Had beer
And whiskey soda
And sake
And totally passed out in bliss!
Had the most fabulous dream too
I dreamt in a Christmas party of hundreds of people,
i won a lottery of 900,000 bucks
Oh my god it was so real
I remember how i reacted (very Miss Congeniality-like) and was already plotting on what to do with it
Take my parents on holiday! Start a business!
I even managed to think that, “Hey! this is more value then the car Kevin won bwahahaha!!!”
Then i woke up

Published on 10 December 2006
La Di Da…
Damn pressure la you all – to put up pics
I’ve been really busy catching up with work and spending time with my darling and the girls
Congrats to everyone who won an award last night!
And to those who were disappointed to not win… *pats back* there’s always another year yeah?
The Red Ribbon
The red ribbon tied the corners of the Cuppacake box that was presented to KinkyPugKev and i
The red ribbon was kept in my handbag for a ‘perhaps’ moment
The red ribbon was tied (by me) around Looney’s neck
While he picked up a girl out of a group of my choice and tried to make out with her
Looney’s skills ain’t too bad… cos he *did* manage to make out with her
… And then i saw that i know her 0_o because she’s a fashion writer i hand in work to -_-
KL is too small -_-
Of all the bloody people in KL, he *had* to pick someone i work for -_- due to my impulsive idea
The red ribbon was then tied around my neck
Whereupon i had to get a female stranger of Odin’s choice to make out with
Whilst talking to her, AdrianKLue sidled up to me going, “Joyce, what are you doing?”
“Erm… nothingggg!”
I managed to suck her into it (no pun intended) >_<
So Odin bought me and her drinks
The red ribbon rocks
Y’all should bring red ribbons to clubs ;)

On The Same Night
Jeegit was telling us how he was currently unemployed

Watch out for the face of the unemployed.
Your mother probably warned you against befriending them.
I mean, yeah, he had an impressive reason for ending up like this at the moment
But i couldn’t help quipping, as he lighted Kevin’s ciggie,
“Yeah. Know your place and stick to it boy.”
He balked and made stabbing actions at his heart whilst and i doubled over and laughed for a good minute.
Other pics:

Picking up toppled-over-Cuppacakes
We merrily gave some out to people at Zouk, including one of the bouncers
He looked so cute – this big dude in a suit grinning down at a tiny pink cupcake on the palm of his hand
Spread sweet goodness and joy, yo!

Typical pug and fairy pose
Con Han
Pei Ying. Damn hot. I would like to take her home. But then Looney was leaning against her at the bar also.
-_- Looney has to learn how to share this Christmas.

Odin: “I give up!”

Giving up = Bottoms up
Published on 8 December 2006
Not The Plot
Before flying off, i popped over to Qube to have Milkah save my hair
I just didn’t like it
It was straight, yes, because i got it straightened and my natural hair is extremely unchinese (you know, like how most Chinese’s girls’ hair is fine and straight)
No.
Mine is thick. Wiry. Wavy. And waves all the wrong way.
So there is no in-between about it
I had to have it changed as i detested the style i currently had
So she dyed it terracotta and i begged her to give me a sleeker cut, as i hated the choppy one
Not being so sure myself whether i looked utterly jeng, i questioned QueenKanch
She replied, “No, it’s damn nice actually. The colour is damn nice.”
Coming from someone who says out loud you should just commit suicide if you carry out a fashion faux pas, that was absolute relief
Until she continued, “Yeah. You look like a young datin. Or a young mistress. Nice.”
0_o
Not. Exactly. What. I. Had. In. Mind….
-_-