Archive for January, 2007

Tuesday January 30, 2007

Lonelyyy, I’m So Lonelyyyy

Not.

My first two days alone in Bali was everything i’d hoped for
Happy happy joy joy pottering about all by myself

Upon reaching the airport, i tried not to look around in obvious bewilderment on where to grab a taxi
Saw a white dude calling for his driver
Seemed he’s from here so i approached him asking where to grab one from
He’s really helpful and we started talking
Offered to get his driver to drop me off at my inn

After sizing him up and him giving me his namecard (he’s doing guest relations for the Grand Hyatt in Bali)
I figured the chances of him knocking me out with ethanol and kidnapping me weren’t very high
So i accepted and got dropped off right away

Fantastic

First half hour alone in a country i’ve never been to and i’m still alive
Okay.

I checked in, praying that Masa Inn  would be as nice as the pictures were on their website

And you know what?
It didn’t look half too bad in the dark! (i arrived past 7pm)

Aircon (i cannot tahan without), fridge, hot water, CABLE TV!, no weird smells
Pool ten steps from my front door, breakfast provided
Perfect.
For RM60 a night (it’s cheaper if you’re staying with someone)

There was noone to take a picture of me
So i took one of myself la

Haven’t camwhored by myself for ages anyway

I wrote this in my Moleskin:

“The inn is amazing! Was just *censored* outside and even tho deserted, in 5 mins a dude with curly blond hair walked pass and said a friendly ‘hullo’. An old couple said hi too. They’re both staying on either side of me. Kevin should be here!! He’d love it!! The place is gorgeous like you wouldn’t believe and it’s still at night. I bet it’s even more idyllic in the daytime.”

I didn’t want to wander far when it was dark
So i just bought a SIM card and an adaptor
Before going back to the room to chill out, write, read and watch American Idol


The bigger rooms


The normal rooms

Spent all afternoon lying around the pool and reading
Decided to meet up with the Russian dude, Dmitri, i met the night before for an early dinner after his work

He said to meet up at Discovery Mall (one of the nicest malls in Bali)
But i’m not one for malls on holidays
Malls are the same everywhere
I don’t see the point of going to a mall when you can sightsee things different from your homeland

But he said there’s a nice cafe there so okay la
Being 25 minutes late, he brought me flowers
-_-

Not being an ungrateful bitch or anything… but i don’t like receiving flowers
I think its damn unnecessary and pretentious

The only times i actually liked  flowers been given to me was when they were sent to my house by surprise from two friends i love dearly

I hate getting flowers
I’d rather take pictures of them in a field
Oh, and i hate Valentine’s Day also >_<
So flowers on Valentine’s Day is the ULTIMATE sangat tak suka langsung for me

I mean, of course, when people give it, i’d just smile and thank them graciously
“Oh… you shouldn’t have!”
And i really mean it when i say they shouldn’t have
-_-

And being the hoarder i am, i tend to keep the dry petals for GodKnowsWhat and end up throwing them away years later

Funny thing is, *i* like giving flowers
But bought from the market (cheaper wut), wrapped by yours truly or presented in a nice vase
Then that’s nicer right?

Ok ok stop bitching bout flowers
I LIKE FLOWERS
I like buying flowers for myself in the market and putting them in vases
Or snapping nonsensical pictures of them
Just not from an expensive florist in a bouquet
:p

Ok ok stopppp

We chatted in this cafe, called ‘Clear’ or something, that overlooked Kuta beach
Really nice and chilled out

See the mountains in the background? *gushes*

After blahing about family history, work and all that jazz
We walked around before taking a taxi to this really nice restaurant called Sky Garden on Legian road/street/whatever

This place was awesome too
I brought the other three monkeys back there on Sunday night
Huge array of Western food, sublime juice mixes and shakes (Adrian went back there the night Anna and i flew back)

This is Dmitri
Before i left Bali, i introduced him to ClownAlvin and DivaAdrian
So they were left hanging out and milking him for all his knowledge’s worth on tourist information in Bali
I hope they didn’t bully him too much
0_o


Friday Morning

I wandered around Kuta and Legian

It’s all very quaint
Many many inns and guesthouses to stay at
But the shops there sold alot of the same crap save for a few that had quirky treasures

Ok blog the rest another time



‘Tis Funny How

Seeing certain animals remind you of particular friends

I see frogs and Linus comes to mind
I see butterflies and Kim pops into my head
I see a pug and… i don’t have to say who i’m reminded off 

In Bangkok, i saw these porcelain rabbits for sale in Chatuchak
And took a shot for Lynnzter

 

Tuesday January 30, 2007


Holiday-Addicted



zooming in on my tootsies and the infinity pool at the Ritz

Sigh, i’m back
Wish i could stay for another day though, as lepaking by the pool would have been awesome

I met and bonded with new friends over the weekend in Bali
The nicest is when everyone is so different and yet get along grandly

There was the tiny madcapper with the flawless skin, gorgeous voice and 22/7 party mode (cos out of 24 hours, 2 are for sleep)
There was the loud chinaman who spurted rubbish (and farts) on a quest to find a Japanese chick in Bali
Then you have the diva newscaster who corrects all your pronunciation errors and has sarcastic bitching oozing out of every pore
The female photographer with muscles, curly hair and gorgeous shots
A sexy stockbroker with a drawling voice and a penchant for a Datuk (hee hee kidding ler… *cough*)
And a ridiculous fairy who decided to lug home a giraffe as tall as her

Of course, there were many others, but those were the ones i spent most of my time with

A quickie of some pics before i run out for meetings


Congratulations to Ryan Chong & Daphne Iking!

 
                           


WhackyDaph looked stunning (as expected) last Saturday


moi, Doress, Ida, Nafta, Melissa


Alvin emceed the wedding
Unbeknownst to some, he’s wearing a chinaman singlet under his blazer
But of course everyone knew after he threw it off complaining it was too hot


Lunch next day at Kudéta


Newlyweds & Newlycomplicated


While waiting for a room that tak jadi thanks to GENIUS ClownAlvin for not booking beforehand


AnnaCanBeatMeUp
It just seems apt that she works for Adidas and is as fit as hell

   
AnnaCanBeatMeUp and ClownAlvin were missing at Tanah Lot
So DivaAdrian and i managed ourselves a camwhoring pic of sorts

Can you see?
It was damn 7 hot

I came back with two dresses, four pairs of sandals, heaps of pictures, ciggies for Ash (who already left -_-), vodka for me, a neck rash and a sunburn

Sunday January 28, 2007

It`s bloody hot here

The wedding is over but the party ain`t over yet

 

Wednesday January 24, 2007

SATURDAY the 27th

Shit  don’t know what’s wrong with me
The Hitz.fm thing at La Bodega is on SATURDAY ok?

Salah jalan
Not Sunday, Saturday people!

Also, YC is having a BlackJettas charity thing hand-in-hand with Drama Mama
Check out their clothes and jewelry *here*

I have a temporary Bali number
So if anyone has to call/sms me urgently, it’s +62 8133 7564 521

The Inn i’m staying at is gorgeous
Like a temple with pools and flowers floating in pots all around
Five steps from my front door is a quirky little bonsai tree
Five steps more is the edge of the pool
ARGH!!!

Mostly kwailos and some japs staying here
Everyone’s so friendly and saying hi and chilling out with each other
Lots of old couples and young men
I don’t see any chicks

Mwahaha….

….

Unless.
All the men are gay -_-

Ok not gonna waste time blogging
*hops off*

Wednesday January 24, 2007

Hi this is KinkyPugKevin reporting for Fairy. She sent me an SMS at 8:25pm Malaysian Time telling me that she reached Bali already and apparently her hotel is gorgeous, so that’s good to know. I know she purposely wants to make me jealous by sending me that SMS. Pffbt. Only sucky bit is that i am not there. Bwahaha. Because with me, everything, anyone, anything, anywhere… is complete.

Fuck i don’t make sense.

Alright you children be good now. I’m going to sleep now. Just wanted to do a shameless plug-in for myself and update you guys on her solo holiday. I shall help her post Bangkok pictures soon. *ahem speak for yourself pug*

Mac sucks, because i have limited tools to blog with. Oh well, Xanga sucks even more. Heh.

Kev

Tuesday January 23, 2007

A year ago, RGD was a teacher, i shamelessly did a tag + t’was Looque’s 1st annv.
*click*
Two years ago, QueenKanch got her cartoon name ;)
*click*

La Bodega This Sunday

Saturday

Used to go to La Bodega with LaughingLoga and co. on Sundays
To recover, eat their big breakfasts and read magazines/play scrabble in a lame attempt to increase brain cell activity

But this Sunday Saturday is a different matter

Rudy & JJ from the Hitz.FM Morning Crew called to tell me about the charity drive they’re having there this Sunday Saturday the 27th

In aid of the flood victims in Johore, all the DJs (i think all) and other local personalities (i don’t like the word ‘celeb’ -_- personal thing) will be at

La Bodega, Bangsar Shopping Centre
from 11am to 2pm
to collect clothes for donation

You know what, for all i know i’m writing all the info here wrong
Cos they were damn noisy and babbling to me while i was working, hence my mind was all a-flutter and distracted
But i *think* its correct
>_<

You can’t blame me for hearing wrong if some parts of the conversation were stated inaccurately

JJ/Rudy: Yeah, we want children.
Me: … what? You want children? That just sounds wrong…
JJ/Rudy: No! No! HAHA *damn noisy* Children’s school uniform!!!

… say la properly oi

So… i’m not sure whether its only children’s school uniforms… or other clothes as well…

I remember GarfieldChak just asked me to donate clothes last week too
“Come with me if you want, i’ll be dropping off some clothes.”
“The only clothes i don’t want anymore are slutty clothes that are too small.”
“Hahaha!!! Well… It’d be pretty funny to see little girls with no breasts wearing your slutty clothes.”

That’s not funny
That’s just plain wrong
0_o

Anyway, i thought it’d be nice to put a beeyootiful picture of Rudy and JJ together with the post

Unfortunately, i (honestly, guys!) could only find some seriously retarded ones like so:

I know they look a bit the scary
But their attitude makes up for what their faces lack (or rather, OD of)
Honest

So go have some fun and give your clothes and support okay!

Message from Junior:

Who will be there : hitz.fm CREW (DJ’s and Cruisers), Celebs like Pop Shuvit, Afdlin Shauki, Liang, Dragon Red, Samir, Amazing race Malaysian Team and many more…
 
The Gist: Its for the adopt a village campaign organized by the Ministry of Women, Family and Community Development. We want to target the kids more than anything else as many other campaigns have been solely for basic necessities. This means we want to get stuff like
 
1.Uniforms
2.Stationary
3.School Bags
4.School Shoes.
 

We would love to get the above but anything else is MOST welcome as well. Its gonna be a place to chill and relax…Rudy is bringing his guitar and other artist are bringing stuff as well… La Bodega has been great to provide for some soft drinks for those who drop things off and for those who help out as well.


Still On Strike One

“I hate it when people drive and they cut into lanes when they’re doing corners… see, see, see! *gestures at car in front* I bet he’s going to do it.”
“Oh. Hmm.”
“Do you do that?”
Wah pressure  “Erm… i don’t think so. Well. I don’t know. Urm. I don’t think so kua…”
“D’you know what’s worse then a driver that does that?”
“… what?”
“A driver that does it and doesn’t even realise they’re doing it!!!”

>_<

Oh sigh.
Hire me a chauffeur then.

I don’t think i drive thatttt bad *ignores gasps and retaliation from so-called supportive friends*
I mean, this is really unfair
Most of you have never seen me drive, and yet are spreading rumours that i drive badly

THIS IS NOT FAIR

Innocent till proven guilty, can?

And okay, yes… i had one accident
One bad accident…
Which surfaced again recently cos a letter got sent for not making a police report
>_<  I didn’t make a report cos my father said there’s no point since we’re not claiming insurance…
But goddammit they took down my car license plate
And are fining me
*watches more money flying away*

“Sigh. How much do they charge for not making a report?”
“I don’t know. Maybe a few hundred… but you have to pay alot for the damages you caused. Like a friend of mine once had to pay a thousand plus for banging down a traffic light.”
“Damn. So how much do you think i’d have to pay ar?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never broken bits off a curb before
“Ohshutup