Oh my god, the video is so shaky You gotta learn how to hold it still, Eric!
I’m Not Too Small
The Car Is Too Big
The other day i drove my colleagues to lunch They all panicked silently in the car as i attempted to park
“Er… Arghdamnnear!” squeaked one of the girls “Don’t worry… just let me concentrate…” i said calmly “Joyce you need to practice more…” Mr. Boss said slowly
Later on, he asked whether i want the Yellow Pages I thought he said it wrong and meant the Klang Valley map, what with my bad directions and all
“The map issit.” “Nooo yellow pages.” “I think you mean the map la.” “No. Yellow pages. For you to sit on… Can you see in front? I can’t even see your head from behind. Like a ghost driving the car!”
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I Am Insane
I only slept two hours last night Died the whole day from 8am – 9pm Did some extra work and here i am… blogging to keep sane (or so i think)
I think it keeps my mind off other things And i can ramble and put up happy pictures, albeit very backlogged happy pictures >_<
Went to Nefta’s and PeiChing’s 30th birthday party after Blast Off finals the other night All the girls wore slutty red shoes
My my… what *are* the boys staring at?
Lookee that! It’s even got a small hole for the spunk to spurt… erm whipped cream to… erm align from
I’m taking advantage of their intent expressions *points at the boys’ pic again*
We were playing Cranium – Guys Vs. Girls I took on most of the spelling and drawing stuff and left the singing/acting ones to the other girls Spelling backwards is more complicated then it seems Especially with alcohol intake
I’s supposed to leave much earlier but dammit, Cranium makes you feel like you’re cheating on womankind if you leave halfway and the team one (wo)man short (Eh, Lainie how do you do your feminist woman typo again)
The men were wincing as the birthday girls merrily stuck/pierced all the birthday candles on And tapping a knife against a giant penis (even though it’s of icing) also causes uncomfortable squirming amongst them *evil glint in eye*
I think alot of things go full circle Call it karma, Rule of Three, whatever you want; but i do take a stand by it
Like Twister for instance Playing it as kids was cool, then not-so-cool as you get older, perhaps you move on to other activities – clubbing la, rave la, whatever
Then when you get bored of it all
You go back to Twister again
… and camwhoring on the Twister mat is encouraged too, as Nefta exemplifies I didn’t even ask her to pose She just plopped herself on it and started posing away
moi, Ida, Nefta, PeiChing, Lisa (i think its Lisa… i can’t remember properly >_<)
Eugene, Howard (i keep on thinking Howard The Duck -_-), Jason, Derek, SalsaJason
The champion madcapper hopped over from Velvet much much much later (too many muches? hahaha)
My favourite picture of the night! (were Nefta wasn’t able to do her maintain pose)
Trust me to miss my blog’s 3rd Anniversary -_- Someone said i should throw a blog party I practically yelled back, “Ohmygod i’m not so lame okayyy!!!!!”
Oh my god… i was so different back then I just read through my 2004 March posts I was so carefree Life was just down to getting good grades, partying, partying, partying, happy happy happy, babble babble babble
Now it’s work, work, work, money, partying, stress, work, work, travel, partying, money, money, maintain diri, *try* to keep healthy
0_o
That’s growing up for you huh? Or is it growing older Must be growing older Cos up = taller And i’m not getting any taller -_-
Today is the mai’s birthday
Seeing that last year, i celebrated your birthday with you as if it were mine *cough* Let’s hope this year *you* get drunk and *i* don’t okay
Last week, KinkyPug and i went to TAG for Edwin’s birthday
I know i look tipsy there But i was sooooo good that night Why? Cos i was driving -_-
Sien wei Thank the fairies i’m not a guy and have to fetch chicks to clubs and back Everyone (Looney, Cyn, Kevin) was asking whether i was okay to drive I think that because i look so normal when i’m tipsy, they can’t even tell the difference when i’m sober anymore
Thanks JuiceApril!
April gave me a front row tic to see Muse on Sun night
Sat night @ SevenAteNine moi, JuiceApril, BalaTania, Angie
I head-banged till i got a backache >_< So i stopped after a tad, like an old woman *shy* Too bad i was in a shitty mood Else i would have enjoyed it more
I don’t have any pics cos Eric from Warner borrowed the digicam to take vids and pics And one vid is taking hell long to upload Can die It’s at 34% and not moving
Okay i have to do some writing work And wake up at 7:30am So not funny wei Yet still want to blog
Such an addict (i.e. Kevin who goes on hiatus and comes back time and again)
Newsflash for the Kinkybluefairy clan TL, most eligible bachelor of the city, is officially off the market
I was the first to know hee hee *beams*
It’s so sweet… it’s sickening as well I kept on going, “Oh my god… can you two… please… i need a bucket…” And TL would shove a mug in front of my face lest i need to throw up
I told KinkyPug on the phone “OMG!!! So cute!!!” “Yeah… they’re damn sweet… i’m damn happy for them…” “Yeah….” “…..” “…..” “….” “Do you think i can challenge her?” “-_- It’s over la. She got him.” “Fuck… I osowan a guy!!!” “Stress, all these people getting together and getting married.” “Oh yeah, Lisa’s engaged right?”
Oh yeah i forgot to write FoxyLisa is engaged… it’s so weird; MaryBerry, FoxyLisa and i would joke about one of us getting married back in the days we’d club and drink night after night, and now one of us is!
Anyway, KinkyPug and me coined a new term:
“We want a TL.”
TL is now a stamp of BFQC
Enlightenment
I’m such a stupid stupid girl I always thought i was clever in this My girlfriends always thought i was the cleverer one in this
And now so many things make sense… All the pieces have fallen into place
Loyalty came from the most unexpected places I will never forget it and i adore you all for it
Since i’m getting very involved in traffic jams these days, I’ve found one CD that totally makes me chill out and not kancheong so much
RezaSexyGrin has finally got a demo album out Check out what i’ve been listening to here k *click*
I like him for his lipsmusic character of course
SmallsMinkyMin was being chauffered around by moi during CNY And she saw the CD “Eh, Reza Salleh… i’ve heard about him so much!” “Listen la.”
She attempted to play the CD as i drove I say ‘attempted’ because the puny thing didn’t even know how to work a car CD player -_-
“It’s not working…” “It is la,” i concentrated on trying not to fly up curbs *presses more buttons* “It’s not…”
I looked at the player “Maybe it would help if you don’t put the volume on zero ,” i slit my eyes (get accident then you know) while jabbing the volume increase button “Oh. >_< “
‘Tis okay darling Blood is thicker then water, and definitely thicker then someone who doesn’t know how to turn up volume
28th February
Is an important day Not only is it the last day of the month Oh, and also when people’s pay comes in (woohoo!)
But it’s also Estranged’s album launch in Laundry that night!
When i first heard their song, i was all for it “Ohmygod, i loveeeee their new song,” i’d jabber to Smellie “Hmm it’s alright,” he’d reply
Then weeks later, he’s telling everyone how awesome it is too I was on it first yo!
But it shows all the more how it’d grow on you
Click click click! It’s quite emo, i love hearing them perform it
I have to admit i never really had a thing for Estranged’s other songs before (sorry Ahwin) But i really adore this one
Where’s my copy?!?!?!
lone feather in Tanah Lot, Bali
I thought things will be slow after CNY and really pick up next week But it’s more like someone dropped me and i’m off running
I was so pooped yesterday, i was incoherent when i came home
Mental note: Change from work clothes before collapsing on floor next to dog. Because funny stains on floor force one to wash them after getting up -_-
Off to Jakarta in a week’s time If i don’t rush pack in ten minutes like the last 395739573 times i went off, it’d be a miracle
Girlie chatter
“I think you need a man.” “I don’t need a man. I need a part-time job,” says the woman who already *has* a full-time job “Hahaha!”
Are women drowning themselves in work to avoid the troublesome drama of finding the right person? 0_o
I’m not one to play matchmaker, so i didn’t suggest anyone i could introduce her to Nanti it falls apart and i’m to blame
“It’s always like that. When you’re not looking, they come in droves. When you want one, there’s none around. Don’t care and just do your own thing la.” “It’s okay. I’ll just have my alcohol.” “0_o”
Wishing good fortune to all my friends in the year ahead!
Last night, i was at Somo to see DreamerCyn, Pete and co. Me: It’s my year! Pete: You’re year of the pig? Me too! … Shit, i’m 12 years older then you 0_o Cyn: Yeah, you’re oldddd Me: Mwahahahaha…
Everyone has been gambling, sien I cannot gamble money I almost always lose when i gamble Which garners more invites to gambling parties cos everyone wants me to donate money to the group -_-
But today i won! My family and i were playing texas holden And everytime i indulged in a vice, i’d win Which proceeded to my cousins banning me from committing said vice
