Archive for March 19th, 2007

Monday March 19, 2007


YC Sorted Out Shoelaces

Oh finally
Jakarta pics
Somewhat

YC and i, together with the rest, stayed in Kemang Icon
I think there are 12 rooms in the place, and we took up exactly half of them
Feeling very at home, we ran around the place like monkeys

Our room’s called Ivory
No prizes for why so

 

 


  

We’re damn smart
We took pictures *before* the mess hit the area
But in no way can it compare to the PrincessMin (since YC has already dubbed her that, we’ll stick to it.) who brought a suitcase the size of my wardrobe

Wanna put up the pics of us
But i gotta sieve through them slowly because a huge lot are as shameless as hell
>_<

No time now
Work and sleep and work again

“Is this what we’re gonna do for the rest of our life? Work and die?!” i lamented to GarfieldChak
Oh Lord why do i have pessimism suddenly
I must be pregnant stressed out

I swear, ever since the whole ‘everyone’s pregnant’ issue, i’ve been damn paranoid
I crave something and the thought, “Ohmygodi’mpregnant, takkannnn”
I don’t feel like a particular vice - “Ohmygodi’mpregnant!”
I’m tired all the time - “Ohmygodi’mpregnant.”
I get agitated easily - “Don’t tell me i’m pregnant.”

This has *got* to stop
Additional stress of no added value whatsover
-_-

Will put more Jakarta pics up soon
This was after Stadium, by far the dodgiest club i’ve been to in my life
Open 24/7

We were more normal and left in the morning
Whereas i think the other strangers stayed there till the next week

Cheh

GarfieldChak and i had din din at Dragon-I, one of my favourite places to have herbal soup and veggie when i’m feeling poorly
When i reached home, i took a shower and was pottering about my room in my new shoes as an sms beeped through from him
On the pda, the first line showed:

“That was fun. We must meet up again soon…”

Awww, i thought, we didn’t chat enough and he misses me!
Then i read the whole message

“… cos you’re having my hair wax in your bag.”

-_-

Tiu
Make girls carry your shopping somemore la.

 

Monday March 19, 2007



‘S’ is for Selfish

Selfish is when you do whatever you want to
without taking into account other people’s feelings

‘S’ is for Spoilt
Spoilt is when you can’t finish your RM40 beef gumbo
and feed it to your cocker spaniel instead
Note: Cocker spaniel is therefore spoilt

‘S’ is for Sucky
Sucky is waking up early on your day off
Because Mr. and Mrs. Phlegm decide to take a stroll down Throat Lane
Kicking up a coughing storm

‘S’ is for Sounding
Like how i kena sounding for having too many clothes till they spill (hey that’s another ‘S’ word!) out of my cupboard
Unto my bed
And rack
And basket
And they’re all clean by the way

‘S’ is for Salah
Salah is when you walk into the pharmacy to buy pills to aid your decaying memory
and you forgot the name of the pills to buy -_-

 

The Worst Insult

is not  when your friend won’t let you keep an eye on his child for a tad

It’s not  when your friend who’s a dad-to-be widens his eyes at the mere thought of you taking care of his baby daughter, when she’s not even born yet

It’s when your two gay friends won’t let you do the same either

DoorBitchIvan: Never. I’d never leave my child in your hands. *looks to sky bitchily*
KinkyPugKevin: Oh my god yeah. No no no no *shakes head*
Me: What?! Whatttt?!?! Why not?!
Both of them: *shaking heads simultaneously*
Me: You guys can’t even HAVE your own kids!! *mengamuk*
DoorBitchIvan: Well, we can. Or when we do, you won’t be left alone with them.
Me: … I’m insulted! You asked me whether i would consider being your surrogate mother! And i felt so honoured then!!!
DoorBitchIvan: Being a surrogate mother doesn’t mean taking care of them darling.

*keels over*