Archive for April, 2007

Sunday April 15, 2007

I Spoke Too Soon

Totally terbabased last night
Had so many flamings…
Woke up in friend’s guestroom
Left my expensive shoes in another friend’s car…
Mark said i’m really heavy for a little person  >_<

Got this sms from RyanMukati

“Dearie… i just read your most recent blog entry. And it breaks my heart that you have to hear this from me… But the cacat two thousand megs that gmail is giving you IS EQUIVALENT TO TWO GIGS you bimbo! Somemore want them to ‘upgrade’ you to 1 gig ey? - pats you on head - “

I laughed straight away while lying down on the kitchen floor.
Yeah. I was recovering by staring at the kitchen ceiling. It’s very therapeutic. You should try it.

Anyway. Yes. He’s right. And. All the alcohol is killing my brain cells.
I mean. Look at the way i’m writing now. All short phrases cos my brain isn’t functioning for shit right now.

I might go hiking later.
And i tersaid “Where are we going hiding?”
Hiding okay.
Maybe i should hide instead of hike.

 

Saturday April 14, 2007

I Didn’t Terbabas!!!

Thanks to everyone who came and thanks also for not making me go overboard and terbabas
Being safe, i wore pants and a non-slutty top in case something popped out
But i was fine!

Ok i cheated a tad
I had water till 10pm then people started making noise, so i had whiskey, wine, guinness and god knows what else


Making a fairy wish

Seeing you all last night made me realise how i’ve not been seeing you enough in the past months!
Must make more effort to have a proper sit down dinner and talk to you separately

I’ve been having a great birthday so far!
Woke up early, went for a girlie lunch and did our nails together…
Yup. Me and Kevin.

I’m so proud of him, i managed to canoodle him to lose his manicure virginity at Strip
I laughed so much all afternoon and it’s all feeding my brain with happy hormones!

Eh How La -_-

Does anyone know how i increase my gmail storage to 1gig instead of its cacat 2 thousand something meg i’m at right now?
I can’t even send emails out unless i get rid of my ’sent mail’ history… which i don’t want to cos i’m always digging up old files and things i send out for work

Bring me to Bali.





 


    

   


 

Friday April 13, 2007

Who Else Could It Be?

I’m going through heaps of Bali pix now cos one of the expat mags want to buy some shots off me
And i never put them up on my blog due to lack of time

I remember taking this pic below after the wedding rehearsal





I just really like the angles in the one above

“You’re Just A Baby!”

Been hearing that line SO MANY times over the past week

“So what disgusting age are you turning to?”
“24.”
“You’re just a baby!!!”
“….”

-_-

“How young will you be?” asked Reena
“24.”
“Omg you’re just a baby!”

-_-

“How old are you turning again?”
“24.”
“Shit. You’re so young.”
“Okay wut…”
“You’re so younggggggg, i was 24… eight years ago.”
“Eight years is not that long.”
“What are you talking about, eight years is a long time.”
*blek* :p

You know what, i won’t even continue writing down all the conversations cos they’re all almost exactly the same

-_-

So i cannot whine about QuarterLifeCrisis or any of that shit cos i’ll get bitchslapped

The only one who literally calls me ‘baby’ is DreamerCyn cos she says i’m the baby in the group
She always goes, “Baby, how are you getting home?” or “Baby, you going TAG tonight?”

Actually… it’s quite nice also la hee hee, to be sayanged and spoilt by them

   

 

Thursday April 12, 2007


It’s Time To Be Merry

And Drink To The Fairy!

Eh. I said drink *to* the fairy okay.
Not *with* the fairy please.
Everyone is saying how they’re going to bring me down.

0_o

1. I would love to be standing at midnight
2. I would love to remember everyone who came
3. I don’t want to pass out at 1am like last year and then the party really started when AhHoong they all took to the decks

This year got no decks.
But there will be a multicoloured bar

I’m so happyyyy!!!!
*hugs self*

VinceSkyrocker was going through my camera and saw this picture
“Where’s this? It looks really familiar…”
” -_-… it’s your bar you dumbass.”
“OH! No wonder the things in it look like i’ve seen them somewhere before…”

Fail.

Isn’t that sake container cool?
It has a hole for the ice to go in to keep the sake chilled without diluting it.
KenDD told me its name. But i forgot. As usual .

Once A Conman, Always A…

I think that this has been happening so many times that we’re just not too surprised anymore
Seeing that i experienced “Catch Me If You Can” first hand as well, i’m just glad to have that experience actually
To know that there are people like that out there
And not to be so gullible. And trusting.


I Felt It In My

Fingers, Toes and Thumbs

I smsed someone yesterday that it was going to be a GREAT day and i could just FEEL it in my fingers, toes and thumbs
I can’t explain it, i was all happy boppy chirpy

Then suddenly my mood took a dive in the afternoon

I thought the birthday blues were hitting me as they always do every year
And i really can’t explain it, i just feel useless, down, deprived, relive bad episodes in my head, rethink what i could have done differently with my life, the people going in and out of it, etc.
Just plain. Emo.
It’s damn weird and usually nothing i can do about it, but wave it away and move on

Then i went out with KhaiLee
It was really impromptu
I’ve known him since we were in school but just never had a proper sit-down talk and dinner
Plus he went out with my cousin so i used to see his blond head in my aunt’s house now and then
But we just never really TALKED.

We got really excited talking all these things that i almost toppled myself over into the pond at The Curve
But that whole conversation really got me up and running again

I finally have some sort of idea where my life might be heading
But i’ll keep it all to myself now cos i don’t want to jinx it and i want it to work so badly

Superstitious side in Joyce - 1
Emo-ness - 1/2
Happy Clappy Chirpy Boppy - 2498759

Ok you can tell i’m damn hyper now, time to go out!


 

Thursday April 12, 2007

OMG Too Awesome

*warning: super bimbo post*

I was planning out my time strategy for the afternoon
I wanna get a pedicure
But damn i need to email in my work today
Hmm do i have time to go for the pedi first, cos then later it might be crowded
But i shouldn’t cos i really must send in the work first…

And then i thought,

 

“Holy Cow!”

 

Just bring my work TO the nail salon. Don’t know why this never occured to me before -_-

Feeling like a spoilt princess, i decided to get a pedicure and do my work at the same time on my laptop
I usually waste time reading magazines or on the phone while having my nails done

But now

I can do my work! Talk about multi-tasking.
The massage during my pedicure got so good that i didn’t want her to stop and requested that i pay her more for a longer massage
In the end, the owner brought out their reflexologist and Christ, she’s doing a DAMN GOOD job as i’m typing this!

Oh oh! She’s squeezing my toes now… whoa… i’m SUCH a massage fan, it’s like multiple orgasms….
I swear if you tell me you wanna show off your massage skills to me, i’ll happily plop myself down in front of you and let you raba me for the massage slut i am

 

They Stream Your Cash

I went for lunch with the Banker Boys today
I’ll call them Banker Boys for anonimity cos their bosses think they’re out meeting clients for lunch and not a fairy instead

They got emo cos i suggested they remove their work tags lest they tarnish their company’s name in a nice restaurant.

I fetched them back to their office in the city
Stupid comments that show no gratitude for transportation -

“Hey! This is the first time Joyce is driving me!”

“Shit man. There’s no seatbelt in the back, how ar?”

“Turn left.” Damn soft okay. Couldn’t hear him saying it. “Left! LEFT! LEFT! Not right! You know your left from right or not?!”

Constant guffawing and no respect for a girl’s privacy whatsoever - going through my glove compartment, finding a tampon and going “Ooh! Sweet.”

Yes ladies and gentlemen, these are the men handling our finance.

 

 

Tuesday April 10, 2007

Someone Accused Me

of having a sugar daddy because i could watch a Punjabi film on a Monday afternoon

-_-

You know who you are! *wags finger*

Besides that, i truly wish i really was as pampered and free as everyone percieves me to be
It’s not that i have nothing to do till i can blog all the time -_- damn loser right
It’s because i actually GIVE MY TIME to blog (actually… that sounds a bit loser also >_< )

And if you notice, my posts are getting fewer in between because i’m MORE busy now

I physically collapsed on the dining table after eating dinner just now
After getting out of the office at 7:30, i dropped my fashion loans back in the stores before they never want to lend me things again
Called a few people to teman me for dinner in 1U
Gave up after three calls
Did a Yoshinoya takeaway
Ate at home
Lay on the table
And here i am blogging

Supposed to meet my AA family at 9…
But i really just needed some time at home doing nothing
Staring at the TV
Editing a few pictures

There’re so many that i can’t possibly put them all up today!
Will do them day by day

Besides, there’s only so long Joyce can stay at home :p

TAG  me if you can

This was at the TAG Heuer party on Bintang Walk, they closed three out of four lanes of the main road so you can imagine the massive jam it caused
Lewis Hamilton is the ambassador but i could barely hear what he was saying -_-

I kept on teasing HyperAmani bout her Silkygirl ad, winking at her going, “Silkygirllll, silkygirlllll!!”

“Saw the red hair and knew it was you!” said MareDiva, popping out of the crowd

AlcoJoce revealed to me an AlcoSecret that happens on Thurs nights
I’m going with her to check it out then let you know whether its true
 

Eh. Look… i think my hand is on the madcapper’s boob and she didn’t notice.

I saw AndrewBNBC last night as YummyMummyAdel and him dived into Parent Talk
Me, being a non-parent, just listened.
Nodded.
Tried to comprehend how they felt.
I get it. I will never be able to understand how you guys feel until i have a kid of my own…

But for now, wait la.

“Wait till you have one of your own!” AndrewBNBC grinned

Then it was my turn to turn on the wide-eyed look of horror (as had he when i offered to take care of his baby)


i lovelovelove this pic of us!


  
Um then after that i don’t remember alot of things which wasn’t very cool.
Because someone had to tell me what i did the next day.
Very. Not. Cool.

Okay, last week it was excuse to party all week cos of F1

This week, YummyMummyAdel proclaims we have to party everyday… cos she flies back to San Fran next Wed
Okay it’s 11:30
Time for the fairy to go out and drink her Guinness Stout