Monthly Archives: May 2007
Published on 19 May 2007
Don’t Wear A Bra
… when you wear this dress.
‘Cos it’s double layer at the boob part and the front dips so low anyway!
I’m helping QueenKanch sell this dress.
There’s S and M
Hmm S&M sounds kinda naughty… 
Anyway, there’re sizes ‘S’ and ‘M’ and only four pieces of the blue ones left
There is a beige edition as well but i didn’t get shot in it
Will get the pic of that one soon
The back of the dress is pretty low, where the belt is
It zips up in front
(i’m so lazy to write this creatively, just spurting facts!)
You won’t be able to find this in any other boutique or whatever
Cos QueenKanch got it made in the factory
Perfect with a black belt (i’m sure you all have many many belts already!) and matching shoes
Or white belt + shoes
Dress: RM 95
Belt not included but also for sale if you want: RM25
Email me if you want it – joycethefairy@gmail.com
First come first serve
Pix by Kevin Han
: : Edit : :
So much for advice.
I was asking TylerTheFairysitter bout the post above:
Anyhoo, one dress just got sold already!
Wee!!!
Yeah. I Know There’s
A Match Tonight.
WoohoozzzZzzZzzzz…..
MaryBerry and i on the phone:
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Going to the Cenfad exhibition with a friend…”
“Oh, TL, Adam and i watching football later at night, wanna join?”
” 0_o … why the hell would i want to watch FOOTBALL?! HAHA!! The whole point of not having a boyfriend anymore is you don’t have to watch football with them! Hahahah!!!!”
“EEeeee… i wanted you to teman me…”
“Watch football..? Er, sorry babe. Your boyfriend, your duty.”
Published on 18 May 2007
Have You RSVPed?
I went for the past two RSVPs (KLue + Martell)
Didn’t know how popular it was till the reservations sold out early the last one!
Went with FaiTheMai and co. for that
I didn’t know QueenKanch wanted to go >_<
She missed the last one, *and* the one before that
eee i wanted to go for the martell thing sheeesh
last month missed
now fully booked
pooey
who asked you book so late ha ha
i didn’t know bout this month’s one
i only saw it on your blog actually
aiyo ok next one i book for you straight k?
This month still has some empty spots if you wanna go!
Hurry!
Eh geram la the flyer… i save it as a big file but it won’t upload in its proper size
Lazy to fiddle with it (more like no time!)
See it here!
*click*
Published on 17 May 2007
I’m Utterly Exhausted.
Had two hours sleep last night.
TylerTheFairysitter called to wake me up at 7:15 am. This is so not my time. Anything before 10 am is so not my time.
Drove all the way to Shah Freaking Alam for our defensive driving course, which was really fun!
Idiotically hot and tiring tho.
Drove through traffic all the way home.
And here i am.
Tired as heck.
But blogging. -_-
Will nap now and do work when i wake up.
Before that, i must bitch.
Tony Tricked Us.
Tony Roma’s just opened in Cineleisure at the Curve.
To commemorate their launch, they advertised a mug of beer for RM1 till the 18th of May
Wait, wait! Hold your horses and don’t run there!
Read first.
My dear alcoholic colleague alerted us this fantastic promotion and called her partners in drinking crime to join her for the RM1 beers last week.
Me, being quite the kiasu didn’t want to blog about it cos i didn’t want too many people to go there and it’ll be so crowded
A few days ago, a group of us happily plotted to have lunch (and beer) there again
I knew something was amiss the moment i saw the place was empty outside as we walked towards the patio.
They had stopped the promotion!
We stood agape outside the glass window and read a notice they’d put up, stating how they have decided to end it.
HOW CAN you put up a freaking banner advertising that you have a promotion until 18th May
And then when response is overwhelming, you end it just like that?
It’s like breach of public trust!
We made our way to The Curve just to have it!
And then BECAUSE we were already there, we ate there la
Hmph 
InYourFaceTini was more pissed then everyone put together
Not only do they have a less desirable promotion now (2 beers for price of 1 *ptui*), but the beer this week isn’t as nice as last week’s
So different
I have beef with Tony
Not going to eat there for a long time.
End.
Published on 14 May 2007
I’m Bloody Talented
At procrastinating.
Knowing full well i suck badly at concentrating in the afternoon to write, i turned my attention to editing pics instead
Couldn’t help editing a picture from Rome for fun.
>_<
Supposed to teman QueenKanch to the wholesalers’ cos i need to buy hangers, but her group meeting is taking ages
Macam board meeting aje
I hand-washed my laundry in between my work today
Started at 2am last night
Daddy: Doing laundry at TWO AM.
He didn’t say it in a very surprised manner.
Would think he’s used to his crazy-timed daughter by now.
Me: Well. I have to start somewhere!
Was considering not putting this up
But then i thought, heck, i AM like that
And i do all my own laundry cos i’m too fussy and afraid that someone will ruin my clothes!
I spread them all out to divide them into coloured batches to be washed separately
Dahlah i wear damn alot of colours
But i divide them into designated patterns as well -_-
Patterned ones that might run, patterned ones that might not run, patterned ones that definitely won’t run.
When My Car Went
To C&C
My batt was low so i called FaiTheMai from an unknown number
“Hi.”
“Hi, are you looking for Faizal?”
“Yes.”
“I’m sorry, he’s just left his desk for a minute, could you call back in ten minutes?”
“Sure thing. Who’s this on the line please?”
“This is Ivor speaking.”
“OH. It’s you -_- Sound so different…”
“Who’s this?!”
“Joyce la.”
“Professional right?” 
“Hmm, no lor… you sound like a nerd.” 
“Bloody hell! Call me a..!!!” 
“BYE!”
I cheekily hung up.
A few minutes later and i’m on the phone with the man i want to speak to
“Hee hee i said Ivor sounds like a nerd.”
“Yeah ha ha, he’s making alot of noise ha ha!”
“Anyway, what time are you going for the event tonight?”
“Why ar?”
“Cos my car is konk and i need a lift, if can la.”
“… guess what.”
“What…”
“You have to ask the nerd cos i’m not driving!” he laughed and passed the phone to Ivor
“Yes, what is it.” Ivor merajuk sial.
“Nothing… *tries not to laugh* Mmm what time are you going for the event later?”
“Why, you need a lift is it?”
I can just imagine him getting his own back now.
Cannot. CANNOT.
So i replied, “No la. I don’t take lifts from nerds.”
“What the…!!”
Eh. You shouldn’t curse so much in the office okay.
Be more professional.
Mama.
Taken years ago during Christmas
I got super fat there
“You’d better go see Mama before she flies back!” scolded Daddy
“Yeah, yeah, i know, i want to too, i willll” i promised
So i shot off to my uncle’s house after dinner at Finnegan’s to see my grannie
My Chinese is more fail then her English
So we converse in broken English much to her outward disapprovement
When worse comes to worst and we’re both on the verge of keeling over due to miscommunication, we revert to Malay
We did it most in London when there wasn’t anyone around to help translate
“My granddaughter! No speak Chinese!” she’d scold loudly
“Yes Mama,” i’d look up at the ceiling
She was watching Astro upstairs and turned the volume down to talk to me
Replying in broken English myself, she asked me about work, what time i leave, whether i drive now, and whether i was still seeing someone, anyone.
Haha…. great.
“You got boyfriend?”
“No Mama. No boyfriend.”
“Why? Why no boyfriend?”
“Don’t have la… single.”
“You…” she searched for the right words and resorted to one instead, “Throw! Throw!” making flinging gestures with her arms
I stifled my laughter. So cute.
“I don’t throw them away Mama!”
“Then why no boyfriend? You so beautiful.”
“Erm… ah… dowan la…”
Don’t know how to explain further already.
And then, i accidentally asked her whether she went to see a certain aunt, FORGETTING that she’d already passed away
I am sure to burn in Chinese hell man… 0_o
We ended up at the dining table downstairs, with Mr. Emergency Translator sitting in between us – Daddy
He heard us sputtering in our super fail conversation and turned to me, “Have to send you to Mandarin classes.”
Me: 
