Skipping The Monday Blues

By experiencing pain instead
I went for my first brazilian wax today
I never did it before, not because i adore a fancy garden, no!, but on the contrary.

“Try it,” my regular manicurist would urge as she nonchalantly files my nails down to a square shape. “It won’t grow back as much.”
“Er… ugh…. i want to but… i just cannot tahan growing it to 1cm la!”

So after many failed attempts at growing it up to a cm (it’s torture okay. i just cannot stand it.)
I finally got it up to a cm (not that i measure la okay. I just agak-ed) and went for it.

It was…. not as painful as everyone described it to be.
“Ask them for something for you to bite on so you won’t scream,” advised a girlfriend.
“What… that painful ka?!”

I didn’t scream at all in the end
Just squirmed slightly and particular points of time
“You can take the pain ar, alot of customers cannot the first time they do it,” Corrine said (i think that’s how its spelt)
“Uh huh…” i replied, thinking that my tattoos were visual justice that i could take pain.

There were two types of waxes.
The first gel-like one strips off the longer hairs, whereas the hard pastel green wax does the rest

The most degrading

was when i bared my ass to her.
I mean… i’m a pretty open person, don’t get me wrong.
I even wanted KinkyPugKevin to follow me for my first time (he refused of course)
“Wanna teman me?”
“WHY?!” he almost-shouted and our friendship was on strain, “Can’t you ask Kanch?!”
“No… cos she’s homophobic…”

End of story was he’s too gay to tahan seeing my pun in his face.

So i went alone.

Shit i forgot why i came to this part in the first place.
So, i was saying i’m a pretty open person, yeah?

But it’s hard to maintain dignity when a stranger holds open your ass cheeks to check whether there’s any hair there to remove them from your ass crack.

So yeah.

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I go to Strip 
28 First Floor
Jalan Telawi 5
Bangsar Baru 59 100
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2283 6094

All their services are open to men as well.
Upon bombarding the girls working there, they say that a decent number of men who go for waxes as well, primarily Malay and Chinese.
I guess if Indians go, it’s gonna cost a bomb cos then they’d have to strip the rest of their body.
Takkan just have an empty patch down there