Archive for June, 2007

Wednesday June 13, 2007

I Cannot La.

I cannot keep up with the amount of work i have.
So i’m taking a step back to just choose what i have the time to do and prioritise properly.

I’m listening to beachy songs while doing paperwork in the office. In denial.

DatinTini and i both accidentally wore yellow stripes to work today.
We look like jaundice candy.

 

Monday June 11, 2007

Screwed.

My sleep schedule that is.
I took a nap at 5pm. Had weird dreams about trying to go in a dirty bathroom. And woke up at 9pm.
Hence i’m damn awake now even though i have to wake up for work tomorrow..!

Lagi best, i have to wake up earlier cos TylerTheFairysitter is taking me to C&C to pick up my car
I don’t understand why they’d bother calling me on Saturday morning, half an hour before they close
“Joyce, your car is ready.”
“Oh, great *tries to sound awake*…”
“Yeah, but we close at 12 pm.”
“It’s 11:30 now…” and i slept at 7am -_-
“Yeah, do you want to pick it up now or another day?”

Crazy. Expect me to get ready and rush all the way to Federal Highway in half an hour when i’m so hungover from company party.

So tomorrow it is.

Pictures from the Belvedere thing in Frangipani last week before it’s too outdated.

Dragged KinkyPug there with me even though he had to go to Laundry
Heh
My bad

This is John.
He’s the editor for KLue  now.
Adrian’s now publisher so he just… oversees..?

I love John’s picture next to the editorial note this month.
Made me giggle in Alexis.
Which reminds me… i owe John an article :p

This is KenDD
Can usually see him running around Somo, making everyone drink so his bar makes more money.


Joe, BalaTania, SilverBagLady, NotYourAverageJo

“Hey, do you know Joe?”
*stares at Joe* “Know him? We used to live in the same apartment!”
“Yeah!” - Joe
“Yeah. You damn messy.”
“Hey… i wasn’t as messy as Adam okay!”
“Haha true!”

A few people complimented my top, which i rarely wear
It’s from Baylene, whose designs i quite fancy
First noticed the brand in Singapore
Bought this in Rhapsody (KL) a few years back when they still brought some of her stuff in
Then now they don’t
And i don’t know where to get her designs  anymore (or maybe i’m not trying hard enough!)


MareDiva, Jowett, KinkyPug

Jowett is the diva’s friend from Penang.
I forgot what he told me he does.
But it’s okay! I foresee a good drinking buddy in sight.

 
LyeCwan + KancheongRichard


MareDiva

     
BlackChickJessie + DikTracy (haha)

Okay lazy already

 

Sunday June 10, 2007

When World Cup started last year
*click*
2 years ago - *click*
3 years ago - *click*

So about the rave.
I wasn’t planning on going at all till last minute. Like i said, i seem to have tired myself out from raving. Plus everything reminds me of work.

I planned on buying my ticket at the door, but the crowd looked insane from Italiannies where we were sitting so i called around to see who’d have a spare ticket they wanted to sell off.
Forgot i don’t have that many numbers on me since my phones died -_-

“Come in as media!” KancheongRichard shouted over the phone
“But… i’m not writing for this…” i answered back weakly
“Just come, got somemore space!” before we got cut off

I don’t always like tumpang-ing the media wagon when it comes to events, especially if i’m not doing any work for it.
Quite shy la.

Sarah, Meesh  and Winnie walked past and i mentioned that i was looking for an extra ticket to buy.
Meesh, quick as a cat, went, “Oh! I have extra. Here.” and chucked me one.

0_o

After calling and smsing people, i didn’t think of asking them at the next table
-_-  *hits head*

Long story short - i didn’t use the ticket in the end and went in as media

Long story - Someone’s friend needed a ticket and they seemed as frantic as i was earlier, so i told them i’d give them mine if i can go in as media. So i walked upstairs, got my pass and everything. Went back downstairs and gave them the ticket i got from Meesh earlier. I don’t remember them saying thanks, which really, is the least you can do to someone you don’t know to give you a free ticket. One word - Thanks. So hard ka? I told Mr. Introducer, “I don’t think he even said thanks.” “Really? Maybe he thought it was my free ticket.” “No. I remember saying how Meesh gave it to me wut.” “Oh.” “Nothing la. No hal. Just thought it was kinda rude.”

So tra la la, went in
Place was dodgy dark like fuck. Cannot see signage. Cannot see anything. Don’t even know where to walk.
Heard people exclaiming, “No more beer la!”

So there i was thinking, oh great, I will just mati here right now without alcohol at a rave where it’s damn hot.
Just to check, we went to the bar where GarfieldChak could redeem some of his drink coupons.
But hey. There’s no beer. -_- So redeem what? Water is it? Tiu.

The promoter girl was really sweet and polite - “Sorry there’s no more beer… there’s more coming but it won’t be cold just yet.”

So we smiled our thanks and went to look for Richard
See, if i had a drink right, i wouldn’t get so emo about people flinging sweat all over me as i walk past them
Sober Me goes - “Oh my god! Ack! Grossgrossgross magehai!”
Tipsy Me would go - “Oh! It’s okay! It’s a rave! Everyone’s bound to get sweaty when they’re dancing and having fun! Woooo!!! PArty!!!”

But i was as sober as my mother. So my reaction was (unfortunately) the former.
Managed to find KancheongRichard backstage along with the rest.

Benny Benassi  was spinning then

Security were trying to get people who didn’t have tags out of the restricted area
We were just shaking our heads thinking, “Oh my god. Obviously people will come in because nobody was guarding the entrance earlier. Then now have to susah payah yourself to chase them out.”

By 1am, there was no more water.

Ridiculous.
No water at a rave is actually dangerous.
I stared at the scores of people sweating and moving, wondering how many people would faint.
Ken, one part of the Bass Agents, asked me today whether anybody died.

Seriously.

No beer.

Then no water.

This dude behind the barricade begged me to help him get water.
“I’m sorry… but i just finished mine and my friend took half an hour to find me one…”
“Please… can you try… what about that box over there? Any one. Even a half bottle or anything,” he clasped his hands together in praying motion

He looked pretty desperate so i walked over to a box (that was filled with papers) and asked this malay girl whether i could have this half bottle next to it
Walked back to the dude and he thanked me as if i gave him (i was going to write all my clothes and shoes, cos hey, i love those, but why would he be thankful for that -_-) the best sex of his life. There. That makes sense.

“This is terrible. So hot and no drinks,” KancheongRichard wiped the sweat from his forehead, “And the organizing is so messy. Do you know, some people from The Star and NST are outside. They can’t get in! I think they’re going to leave soon cos they’re pissed off.”
“Shit. Damn bad lor. I can’t believe they can run out of beer so fast. How can they not account how many people are coming and how many drinks are needed?!”
“And and, this woman who didn’t have a tag and they just chased her out? She’s a manager at TV3 okay!”
*dunno what to say already except shake head disapprovingly*

Angie: Oh my god… i’m so dry!!!

But the hyper woman still continued jumping and dancing around.
We saw Dik at the VIP area upstairs but apparently, VIP couldn’t get into media area and vice versa.
For once, the VIP was seriously VIP because… they had drinks!
They had water! Beer! Vodka!
Angie and i were maniacally devising how we’d get Dik to throw us drinks, or pour damn alot into a bucket and lower it down with a rope.

See. This is why you hear about people losing it in the desert.
Lack of fluids = Crazy talk


The music was great and pumping.
Too bad we didn’t have the proper resources to enjoy it!

GarfieldChak disappeared to find his friends, and came back with one bottle of water and one can of beer for me.
I gaped in disbelief.
That’s how bad it was.
Water and beer was a commodity there!.

“How the hell did you get that?!”
“Damn hard. There are five booths with drinks, but you can only get them with coupons. They tell me to buy coupons from a girl in red. I looked for the girl in red for almost 45 minutes okay. I think there’s only ONE girl.”

Damn 7 stupid can die

wei i cannot tahan!!!!!!!!

Ugh happy pictures happy pictures
I hugged my can like a kid and passed it around to share
So we all took sips (read: rationing)

GarfieldChak jumping on John Leong, Oxygen mag ed


Us gripping tightly to our only can of warm beer.

Me grinning like a jackass showing off my beer.

I almost left cos everything was so uncomfortable, thought i’d just grab a taxi and see KinkyPug at Loft
But i just tahaned for the Bass Agents to come on at 1 am

      

My media kakis all left one by one and Dik said he could get one person into VIP
Shack derma-ed me ten drink coupons for me to go wild.

Dik told me that there wasn’t a bathroom in the VIP area and once i leave, i can’t come back in
Great la.
Now i have ten drink coupons to get me happy, but nowhere to go pee.
Whereas in the media area, there is a bathroom, but no alcohol.
The Rave Gods are working against me. -_-

Overhead -
“Hey, where’s the bathroom?”
“There. In the corner.”

Eh? I thought there’s no bathroom here..?

I didn’t take this btw.
Memang the R&B area downstairs stank of pee
It was so dark, guys were peeing in corners and against walls.
Didn’t expect people to do the same upstairs… 0_o

As for my drinks,
I had two, then tapau-ed the rest for the DJs who looked positively in need of alcohol from where i stood

And that’s when i started having fun
So i had fun for one hour at the rave, Ah Hoong and i ran back to get more drinks upstairs and by the time we walked down, Scott Project had finished his set.
Bright. Bare. Crowd dispersed.
Joyce high.
ARGHHHH.

Followed Ah Hoong back to his car, where his fans waited to take pictures and buy BAXX merchandise
0_o  Superstar sial.

I got the last truckie cap!

We went to Cribs after that to continue drinking
I cannot sit down la when i drink… i passed out and POB told me they happily took pictures of me…
So. I’m going to publicly declare here that okay, yes, i DID fall asleep in Cribs so nobody will be too shocked when they see bad pictures of me online

Went home at 5:30. Showered. And thankfully fell into my inviting bed that’s clasped in brand new deep red bedsheets.
On the night that i decide to sleep naked…

My father bangs into my room to ask me out for dim sum
-_-

Scenario:

“EEK!!!” *covers self with duvet*
“… *looks a bit shocked*… got drunk last night and simply collapsed here is it?”
“NO LA! I showered all already okay!”

Cheerfully wore my new Bass Agents cap to dim sum and showed it off to my brother.
Not that he cared much.
“See! Seeeeee *turns down head and pokes cap into Nick’s face* My new cap!” i beam like a kid on candy
“Oh,” he smiles and cocks his head to read the logo. “They’re your friends right?”
“Mmm hmm!” i nod
“It’s some band right?”
“…BAND?! ……!!! Oh my god. They’ll scream and die if they hear you say that.”

Put off Friday the 29th


 

Sunday June 10, 2007

I have two words for UV Nation last night.

Absolute Shite.

Which is a real pity cos the music was great.
Just everything else wasn’t.
They ran out of beer by midnight.
And water by 1am.

WATER.
WATER OKAY.

Hold on, i don’t want to write about it now cos i want to have a nice Sunday and relax… take it eaaasyyy (like the Mika song)

Tried out the new Delicious at Bangsar Village II yesterday


QueenKanch + SuckBallLouis

Much bigger and an air conditioned smoking section

Gorgeous and i love their breakfast platters, where you can just order a few things and chuck it all onto one plate
Being famished, i rattled off a whole list to the waitress, “Okay, i’d like the avocado, and hash browns, and baked beans, and lamb shank pie with the salad, oh and an iced coffee too please.”
QueenKanch: Walau Joyce. Are you gonna finish all that?

I scoffed everything save for a bit of the pie at the bottom
Tak larat already
So greedy to order so much :p

I love that they serve avocado there by itself! And for RM3.90 too!
Hash browns are cheaper and nicer then Mickey Ds (RM3.90 for two pieces)

Will definitely be going there more as an extension of the other restaurants i regularly go to in Bsar
Takkan always La Bodega, TSB, Alexis, Bakerzin and Nirwana

Oh. Oh my god. I just remembered we ate at Bakerzin (the outlet across Starbucks at Bangsar Village I)
And the veal pasta that i fancy so much was so bland!
Kanch: Sucks ar? Yeah the cakes also like not alot. Dunno what happened man. I think cos they’ve got a new outlet next door and they cannot concentrate anymore.

Kanch. The person we used to joke should *work* in Bakerzin cos she’d spend so much money on their cakes, saying it sucks? Confirm salah already. I guess i don’t have to work out to pull her away from the restaurant anymore.

I leafed through GQ  in Delicious and realised how much i missed reading it (used to steal Smellie’s to read)
So i pottered off to MPH to buy a copy
Got US’ Glamour as well. Just because SJP was smiling at me from the cover.
And this month’s Oxygen caught my eye.

Isn’t the cover shot sublime?
I picked it up wondering, “Oh wow. Is this their shot… or did they buy it…”
Flipped to the credits on the spread inside and saw that they DID do it
Damn nice man John 
Photos taken by Vincent Paul Yong

It’s also a special environment issue
Read a piece about Al Gore’s film - An Inconvenient Truth

And went to the Chinese uncle to buy the DVD after that.

It’s a vicious cycle.
From eating at Delicious, read GQ, went to MPH to buy that and picked up a few other mags
Read in Oxygen about the film, then went to buy DVD.

It’s like my silver belt story.
Louis thinks i’m mad.
A month ago, I bought a high-waisted silver belt in MNG.
Five days ago, i saw a lovely silver pair of shoes in Aldo and went, “OH! I need silver shoes to go with my silver belt!”
And got that.
Then two days ago, i saw a silver bag at the Isetan sale and evil evil evil Tini went, “Buy it! You need it to go with your silver belt and shoes!”

-_-

So. Fail.

Go get a copy of Oxygen and wisen up on a fusion of environmental-friendly topics like fashion and architecture

RM5 only
Cheep cheep.


 

Saturday June 9, 2007

Damn Jinxed Man

My internet suddenly didn’t work for the past two days
Even my IT genius brother didn’t know what was wrong at first

Bloody Tini laughed at me when i poured out my woes on rushing this and that and everything
I’m going to call her DatinTini from now on
Cos she’s SO datin can die

TylerTheFairysitter is still sick, so i had to take his place for the Belvedere event which KinkyPug blogged about already

Company farewell dinner for Dik last night at Mezza Notte (which i still think is so unnecessary cos he’s just leaving one department to another, not like the whole company!)
Spoilt thing. Got presents somemore.
But noone is complaining least of all me, for stocking up on grain fed rib eye, shiraz, escargots and lots and lots of bubbly champagne

We continued partying even after Cynna at Dax’s gallery where many-an incriminating picture was taken
Heard malay karoake on the way home

Okay i seriously cannot blog anymore
GarfieldChak is picking me up in ten minutes for UV Nation

I haven’t gone raving for two years…  0_o
Every one that i’ve been to of recent is due to work and i’ll be snapping away instead of partying
Also i’ve lost the energy to dance to hard house for hours
Now i’m damn lazy, just stand there and feng/shake head
>_<

But tonight.
I will go.

To support the Bass Agents!

 

Wednesday June 6, 2007

DON’T
pay me if you’ve already ordered the black belt and haven’t paid yet
They’re all sold out
Red, dark blue, and light gold still available
New black ones that may compensate available
I’ll take pictures and let you see soon
kinkybluefairy@gmail.com

Noone Unlocked Me

Went for Somo’s Single’s Night a couple of weeks back
Whereupon everyone is given either a lock or a key
Guys are given keys
And girls, locks
Guys therefore enabled excuse to approach girl and request an attempt to unlock them
You get the gist

I hung the lock from a silver chain i already had on around my neck
Roen managed to unlock some girl’s the fastest *cough*slut*cough* and won a giant Heineken bottle
Dammit
I didn’t even hear them saying there was a contest… or else *i’ll* be the one running around asking people for their keys instead!
Right after that, i was thinking, “Tiu… i’m not even interested to meet guys. I should have taken a key at the entrance so can meet new girl friends.”

Lock+Key activity naturally had some lines-a-spurting

“Does it fit?”
*fiddles with key* “No… dammit, it’s too tight.”
“Smaller girls tend to be that.”
*LOL*

“It can’t, it’s taking too long.”
“Can… try somemore…”
“If you’re taking longer then 30 seconds, then it’s just not happening.”

I burst out laughing.




Blades of Glory

He insisted on watching Pirates 3
I yearned to watched Jon Heder and Will Ferrel in Blades of Glory
But i backed down

The line was its usual wait at GSC in 1U
I looked up at the screen to squint at the movie times and availability of seats
I need to check on my eyesight again

Blades of Glory - Available
Pirates 3 - Selling Fast

“You know what would show we’re meant to watch Blades of Glory? If in a while, the ’selling fast’ starts blinking. And THEN, it sells out just as we reach the counter!” i jested wistfully
“No. No. It’s not going to happen. We’re watching Pirates.”
“Hmm.”

Halfway through the line, the ‘Selling Out’ sign for Pirates 3 started blinking
“Look! Look! It’s happening!” i squealed gleefully
“Shaddup! Shaddup!”

When we finally reached the counter, i requested for the tickets
“Two for Blades of Glory!”
“… NO! Two for Pirates. Don’t listen to her!”
The dude just stared at us, not knowing whether to listen to the girl or the guy and prollie weighing out who could hand out more wrath

He checked the tickets and spoke up, “Sorry, Pirates sold out already.”
“Noooo…”
“YES! It’s Fate!”
“But your screen just said ‘Selling Out’! Not yet ‘Sold Out’!”
“Yes… sorry but they just sold out.”
“What about the next show?”
*checks* “Only front row tickets.”
“Mwahaha… mwahaha…. Blades of Glory then!”

I skipped off holding the tickets while POB sighed “Blades of Glory. What the fuck is Blades of Glory.”

Queuing up to buy a drink, he pointed out a couple in front of us
“Look at them. They look so happy, you know why? Cos they have Pirates tickets…”
“Don’t be stupid. We’re happy too!”
“I’m not happy -_- I don’t want to watch Blades of Glory!!!”

The movie was funny, not as funny as Wild Hogs but laugh-inducing all the same
I so have a crush on Jon Heder
Because he played a geek in Napoleon Dynamite and a softie in B.O.G., i reckon the chances of him being really MANLY in real life is, well, real.
My england so power.
-_-

Anyway, that was two weeks ago
I’ve managed to watch Pirates 3 already
And poor POB… has managed to watch Blades of Glory… TWICE.
HAHAHA


Bought the Mika album today!
Along with Maroon 5

Cool right.
KinkyPugKevin HATES the album btw
To each his own :D

I gotta run out for drinks now
Guiness time!

Laters